| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Final |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 20 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Rob Hart, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Igor McStrongbad] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~ (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: El Gringo] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Aaron Mcfadden II up the right side [deflected by Slab the Killer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 13:49 | ||||
| 13:49 | 4th & 7 | OWN 23 | Punt by James Garcia, 68 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway [missed tackle: Lightning Up] (23 yd return) [tackle: Josh Buhl] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (7 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush [missed tackle: Aaron Corner (Spin)] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Carlton D. Ridenhour] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 41 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33 | False start penalty committed by Red Bull Dozer | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 38 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All up the left side [deflected by Im Tall and Skinny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 9:53 | ||||
| 9:53 | 4th & 6 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Rob Hart, missed | Replay |
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust [missed tackle: Franz (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: You Don't Know Me (Spin)] to the left (33 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slab the Killer] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | What Would I Want? Sky screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, caught (5 yd loss) [diving tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 33.5 | What Would I Want? Sky sacked by Richie 'Judas' Rich (Big Sack) (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:06 | 3rd & 20 | OPP 39 | What Would I Want? Sky sacked by Dread Pirate Roberts (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 7:33 | ||||
| 7:33 | 4th & 24.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by James Garcia, 27 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Vlad Bierko screen pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Southern Comfort] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16 | Vlad Bierko pass to Heath Miller up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | - Twinkle Toes - rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Baby Face Nelson™] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Heath Miller up the right side [deflected by Aaron Corner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:57 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Double Shot over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 4th & 1 | OWN 38.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: James Murphy (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 46.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 48 | Vlad Bierko sacked by Better than F Y R (Big Sack) (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 2:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Igor McStrongbad] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 5.5 | Silky Draws rush[forced fumble: Alborosie Ras], fumbled , recovered by Left Guard Armstrong (-0 yd return) [diving tackle: Mr Woody] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Aaron Mcfadden II up the right side [deflected by Damon "Doss" Tatum II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 1:36 | ||||
| 1:36 | 4th & 9 | OWN 5 | Punt by James Garcia, 42 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (fair catch) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | - Twinkle Toes - rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Double Shot up the left side [deflected by C.J. Matthews] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 44.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 0:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught, knocked loose by Franz [deflected by Franz ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Damon "Doss" Tatum II] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to KJ Armstrong III up the left side intercepted by Eddie Maiden [TD] (36 yd return) | Replay |
| 14:51 | Extra point attempted by Rob Hart, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 14:51 | ||||
| 14:51 | Kickoff by Rob Hart, 72 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed diving tackle: Ol' Blue Eyes (Spin)] (21 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Cheers Cognac DE] | Replay | ||
| 14:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | What Would I Want? Sky rush up the middle (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: J.C Denton] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 16 | [forced fumble: Norman Blake], fumbled , recovered by Robert Hamm (0 yd return) [tackle: Alborosie Ras] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 3rd & 19.5 | OWN 9.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me, hurried by Norman Blake, up the left side, caught [missed tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~ (Spin)] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eddie Maiden] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 13:24 | ||||
| 13:24 | 4th & 10 | OWN 19 | Punt by James Garcia, 82.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 13:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Vlad Bierko pass to My Most Valuable Possession over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Knockin ItLoose [deflected by Knockin ItLoose] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side [deflected by Vinny Ballgame] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 13:10 | ||||
| 13:10 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side intercepted by Ernie and Bort (3 yd return) [tackle: Marshall "Magic" Faulk] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:29 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 12:29 | ||||
| 12:29 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 75 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway [missed diving tackle: Max Rolls (Spin)] (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Prime Minister of Defense] | Replay | ||
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 18.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 11:10 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 29 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: Better than F Y R (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Strong Side End] | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 10:45 | ||||
| 10:45 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 49 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (15 yd return) [diving tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Chykie "Outlaw" Brown] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 34 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Guinness Heff over the middle [deflected by Dink ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 34 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to KJ Armstrong III up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: _ Jack Reacher _] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 9:23 | ||||
| 9:23 | 4th & 7 | OWN 41 | Punt by James Garcia, 55 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side [deflected by Josh Buhl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 4.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: Da Run Stoppa (Power Through)] up the middle (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tamaki Hiroshi] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to My Most Valuable Possession over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 23.5 | - Twinkle Toes - pitch to Marshall "Magic" Faulk to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 22 | Vlad Bierko pass to Heath Miller over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ernie and Bort] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 42 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 41.5 | - Twinkle Toes - pitch to Marshall "Magic" Faulk to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ernie and Bort] | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 5:30 | ||||
| 5:30 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 52 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed tackle: Cheers Beer DE (Spin)] [missed tackle: Louis H Smith] (25 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Cheers Vodka DE] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust [missed diving tackle: You Don't Know Me (Spin)] to the right (25 yd gain) [tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed tackle: Franz (Spin)] (3 yd loss) [tackle: _ Jack Reacher _] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 43.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Guinness Heff up the right side [deflected by Chykie "Outlaw" Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 13 | OPP 43.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | 4th & 13 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by James Garcia, 33 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 3:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Siran Stacy rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 16.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 16.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | 4th & 4 | OWN 17 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 42 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (12 yd return) [tackle: Syrup Anyone] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Xenny Dust rush to the right (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to J.C. Encore up the left side intercepted by Franz (4 yd return) [diving tackle: J.C. Encore] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Vlad Bierko bad pass to - Down Town - up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Vlad Bierko pass to Siran Stacy up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | [Big Sack forced fumble: Better than F Y R], fumbled , recovered by Massey Ferguson 8600 (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Josh Buhl] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 1:18 | ||||
| 1:18 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 58 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed tackle: Cheers Beer DE] [missed tackle: Louis H Smith] (19.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ol' Blue Eyes] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to KJ Armstrong III, hurried by Igor McStrongbad, up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Eddie Maiden] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | Replay |
| 1:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: "Red Shutdown"] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 23.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to J.C. Encore up the left side [deflected by Franz ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:14 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 23.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:10 | 4th & 10 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 0:06 | ||||
| 0:06 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 68 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (20 yd return) [tackle: Josh Buhl] | Replay | ||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to - Down Town - up the right side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ernie and Bort] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 62 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (17.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Max Rolls] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to "Suga" Rashad Evans over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 30.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side [deflected by Ernie and Bort] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 13:55 | ||||
| 13:55 | 4th & 5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 50 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Louis H Smith] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Silky Draws rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chykie "Outlaw" Brown] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 41 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xenny Beep up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Dink ] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 47 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: J.C Denton] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust [missed diving tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~ (Spin)] to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dread Pirate Roberts] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust [missed diving tackle: _ Jack Reacher _ (Spin)] to the right (1 yd loss) [Big Hit diving tackle: Damon "Doss" Tatum II] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 41.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Tight End Armstrong up the right side, out of bounds (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:32 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 41.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xenny Beep up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Eddie Maiden] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 4th & inches | OPP 30.5 | Xenny Dust rush to the right (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eddie Maiden] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chykie "Outlaw" Brown] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 13.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 7 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) rush to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chykie "Outlaw" Brown] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 4th & 4 | OPP 9.5 | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Thomas Irish, made [FG] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 7:45 | ||||
| 7:45 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 77 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (31.5 yd return) [tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay | ||
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Baby Face Nelson™] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 31 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shutdown_ Touchdown] | Replay |
| 6:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: Knockin ItLoose] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 41.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: Aaron Corner] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Siran Stacy rush to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 44 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Siran Stacy rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 24.5 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Da Run Stoppa] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 24.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: Josh Buhl (Power Through)] to the left (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ernie and Bort] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Siran Stacy rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & G | OPP 7 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stopping the Run] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & G | OPP 5 | - Twinkle Toes - pitch to Marshall "Magic" Faulk to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Monster End] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 4th & G | OPP 7 | 24 yd field goal attempted by Rob Hart, made [FG] | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 0:43 | ||||
| 0:43 | Kickoff by Rob Hart, 62 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed tackle: Cheers Cognac DE] (19.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Damon "Doss" Tatum II] | Replay | ||
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 27.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Slab the Killer] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 37 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Slab the Killer] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Eddie Maiden] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, caught (5 yd loss) [tackle: Franz ] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 45.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Tight End Armstrong over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:05 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 45.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damon "Doss" Tatum II] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) rush to the right (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slab the Killer] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Franz ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Tight End Armstrong up the left side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Omar Hassan] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Silky Draws rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:28 | Extra point attempted by Thomas Irish, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 11:28 | ||||
| 11:28 | Kickoff by Thomas Irish, 66 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway [missed tackle: Max Rolls] (22 yd return) [tackle: Morgan "Shotgun" Bird] | Replay | ||
| 11:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush [missed diving tackle: Carlton D. Ridenhour (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 31 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Aaron Corner] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| 9:58 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 48 | Siran Stacy rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carlton D. Ridenhour] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 45.5 | Vlad Bierko screen pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk, hurried by Sack Sabbath, to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Southern Comfort] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 47.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side [deflected by Ernie and Bort] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 8:27 | ||||
| 8:27 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | What Would I Want? Sky screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (4 yd loss) [tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~] | Replay |
| 7:41 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 8 | Xenny Dust rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Richie 'Judas' Rich] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Xavier Shuttlesworth over the middle [deflected by Dink ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 7:10 | ||||
| 7:10 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 14.5 | Punt by James Garcia, 67 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (22 yd return) [diving tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed diving tackle: Carlton D. Ridenhour] [missed tackle: C.J. Matthews (Stiff Arm)] [missed tackle: Knockin ItLoose (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Shutdown_ Touchdown] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Double Shot, hurried by Carlton D. Ridenhour, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to - Down Town -, hurried by Strong Side End, over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Vlad Bierko pass to Siran Stacy up the right side [deflected by Ernie and Bort] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:08 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 30 | Vlad Bierko pass to Why Do I Keep Making Dots? over the middle [deflected by Stopping the Run] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:04 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 30 | Vlad Bierko pass to "Suga" Rashad Evans up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 25.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 4:23 | ||||
| 4:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Xenny Dust rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thud Butt] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 25.5 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.C Denton] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 27 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Tight End Armstrong up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: _ Jack Reacher _] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 31 | Punt by James Garcia, 40 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (fair catch) | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Vlad Bierko pass to "Suga" Rashad Evans, hurried by Strong Side End, over the middle [deflected by Ernie and Bort] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Vlad Bierko pass to Clyde Jr., hurried by Strong Side End, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by William Willie Brown [deflected by William Willie Brown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29 | Vlad Bierko pass to "Suga" Rashad Evans up the left side [deflected by C.J. Matthews] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The GlobeDotters: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | 4th & 10 | OWN 29 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 54 yd, fielded by DeMar DeRozan [missed diving tackle: Cheers Cognac DE (Spin)] (18.5 yd return) [tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Xenny Dust rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 42.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | Replay |
| 1:25 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 42.5 | Xenny Dust rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: I Will Maim You] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: You Don't Know Me] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & inches | OWN 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & inches | OWN 45.5 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: _ Jack Reacher _] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | What Would I Want? Sky rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |