| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Final |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 20 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Rob Hart, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Igor McStrongbad] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~ (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: El Gringo] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Aaron Mcfadden II up the right side [deflected by Slab the Killer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:49 | 4th & 7 | OWN 23 | Punt by James Garcia, 68 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway [missed tackle: Lightning Up] (23 yd return) [tackle: Josh Buhl] | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 13:40 | ||||
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (7 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Knockin ItLoose] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush [missed tackle: Aaron Corner (Spin)] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Marshall "Magic" Faulk rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Siran Stacy rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Carlton D. Ridenhour] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 41 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33 | False start penalty committed by Red Bull Dozer | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 38 | Vlad Bierko pass to End All "BE" All up the left side [deflected by Im Tall and Skinny] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 4th & 6 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Rob Hart, missed | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 9:49 | ||||
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | What Would I Want? Sky pitch to Xenny Dust [missed tackle: Franz (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: You Don't Know Me (Spin)] to the left (33 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slab the Killer] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | What Would I Want? Sky screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, caught (5 yd loss) [diving tackle: ~ Matisyahu ~] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 33.5 | What Would I Want? Sky sacked by Richie 'Judas' Rich (Big Sack) (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:06 | 3rd & 20 | OPP 39 | What Would I Want? Sky sacked by Dread Pirate Roberts (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:33 | 4th & 24.5 | OPP 43 | Punt by James Garcia, 27 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 7:29 | ||||
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Vlad Bierko screen pass to Marshall "Magic" Faulk to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Southern Comfort] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16 | Vlad Bierko pass to Heath Miller up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | - Twinkle Toes - rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Baby Face Nelson™] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Heath Miller up the right side [deflected by Aaron Corner] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:57 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Double Shot over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Im Tall and Skinny] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 4th & 1 | OWN 38.5 | Siran Stacy rush [missed tackle: James Murphy (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Blind~ Sided~] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Vinny Ballgame] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 46.5 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 48 | Vlad Bierko sacked by Better than F Y R (Big Sack) (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:58 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 2:53 | ||||
| 2:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Silky Draws rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Igor McStrongbad] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 5.5 | Silky Draws rush[forced fumble: Alborosie Ras], fumbled , recovered by Left Guard Armstrong (-0 yd return) [diving tackle: Mr Woody] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 5 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to Aaron Mcfadden II up the right side [deflected by Damon "Doss" Tatum II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:36 | 4th & 9 | OWN 5 | Punt by James Garcia, 42 yd, fielded by The Eel of Norway (fair catch) | Replay |
| Cheers is filmed in front of a live studio audience 1:29 | ||||
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | "Suga" Rashad Evans rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: C.J. Matthews] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | - Twinkle Toes - rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Vlad Bierko pass to Double Shot up the left side [deflected by C.J. Matthews] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Ordinary Joe, 44.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| GD: Eastern Anubis Gurupies 0:15 | ||||
| 0:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Bombs Away Berner (KGH) screen pass to Xenny Dust to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught, knocked loose by Franz [deflected by Franz ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | What Would I Want? Sky pass to No Block Me up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Damon "Doss" Tatum II] | Replay |