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Slack Jawed Yokels vs. Marblehead Longhorns
Box Score
  1 2 3 4 OT Total  
Slack Jawed Yokels 10 3 3 10 0 26 Final
Marblehead Longhorns 7 3 10 3 0 23  
 
Top Performers
Hypersonic Missile
Marblehead HB
11 Rush, 205.5yds; 1 Rec, -0.5yds; 2 TD
Retired Player
Slack Jawed WR
5 Rec, 59.5yds, 0 TD
Retired Player
Slack Jawed K
4/4 FG, 2/2 PAT
Harley Davidson
Marblehead HB
0 Rush, 0yds; 10 Rec, 69.5yds; 0 TD
Retired Player
Marblehead DE
6 Tkl, 3 Sack
Box Score
 
Scoring Summary
1st Quarter
11:16 Slack Jawed TD Body Slammer rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] Replay
6:30 Slack Jawed FG 48 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] Replay
4:48 Marblehead TD The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed diving tackle: Chuck D. (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum   (Spin)] [missed tackle: Jasper Howard (Spin)] [TD] to the right (64 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [XP] Replay
 
2nd Quarter
13:54 Slack Jawed FG 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] Replay
8:08 Marblehead FG 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] Replay
 
3rd Quarter
8:24 Slack Jawed FG 31 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] Replay
3:23 Marblehead TD The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [TD] to the right (20 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [XP] Replay
0:48 Marblehead FG 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] Replay
 
4th Quarter
12:13 Slack Jawed TD Little Kakashi rush [TD] to the left (1.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] Replay
7:02 Slack Jawed FG 34.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] Replay
4:36 Marblehead FG 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] Replay
 
5th Quarter
 
Team Stats
  Slack Jawed Marblehead
TOTAL NET YARDS 311 400.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 99.5 237
   Rushes 40 23
   Yards/Rush 2.5 10.3
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 211.5 163.5
   Completions/Attempts 23/32 20/46
   Yards/Pass 6.6 3.6
   Times Sacked 7 3
   Times Intercepted 1 1
PUNTS 8 8
   Yards per Punt 41.4 52.6
PENALTIES 0 0
   Penalty Yards 0 0
FUMBLES 0 0
   Fumbles Lost 0 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 35:42 24:18
Passing
Slack Jawed Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Retired Player 62 17 26 198.5 65.4 7.6 7 7 -37 1 0 1 0
QB QB IMO 10 6 6 13 100 2.2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
Marblehead Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Paul Revere 51 20 46 163.5 43.5 3.6 8 3 -16.5 2 0 1 0
QB The Whore 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rushing
Slack Jawed Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti 29 19 100 5.3 0 2 7 4 0 0
HB Little Kakashi 20 13 42.5 3.3 1 4 2 1 0 0
QB Retired Player 62 7 -40.5 -5.8 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Body Slammer 23 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
HB Luke Duke 19 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
FB Krafty Piledriver 57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marblehead Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Hypersonic Missile 15 11 205.5 18.7 2 1 12 1 0 0
QB The Whore 18 5 41.5 8.3 0 0 1 0 0 0
FB Trololo Lolololo 23 3 5.5 1.8 0 2 0 0 0 0
QB Paul Revere 51 3 -16.5 -5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Errick "Ricky" Williams 10 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Harley Davidson 44 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0
FB Big Money Big Prizes! 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Outta My Way 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Receiving
Slack Jawed Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
WR Retired Player 58 9 5 59.5 11.9 11.8 0 1 1 1 0 0
WR Bob McKenzie 39 5 3 20.5 6.8 0.2 0 0 2 5 0 0
WR Retired Player 59 5 5 31.5 6.3 4.8 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Luke Duke 19 4 4 45.5 11.4 3.6 0 0 0 4 0 0
TE Look I Am Open! 62 4 4 47.5 11.9 0 0 0 0 4 0 0
HB Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti 29 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
FB Body Slammer 23 1 1 1.5 1.5 1.5 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Krafty Piledriver 57 1 1 5.5 5.5 6.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Retired Player 42 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Possession Kitten 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE D league Blockingest David Robinson 45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR My Fingers Smell McStinky 41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marblehead Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
HB Harley Davidson 44 12 10 69.5 7 3.3 0 0 0 4 0 0
TE Lead Balloon 30 10 4 19.5 4.9 0.6 0 1 2 2 0 0
FB Big Money Big Prizes! 35 5 1 16 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Intelligently Fast 33 4 2 34.5 17.3 0.3 0 0 1 2 0 0
WR Retired Player 25 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Dysfunctional Gubernaculum 39 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
WR Retired Player 33 3 1 23.5 23.5 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
WR dropout wr 28 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TE Retired Player 49 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
HB Hypersonic Missile 15 1 1 -0.5 -0.5 1.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Tigerblood Adonisdna 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Retired Player 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kicking
Slack Jawed FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K Retired Player 4 4 0/0 0/0 2/2 1/1 1/1 2 2 7 5 525 75
Marblehead FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K Chip Chirimbes 3 3 0/0 2/2 0/0 0/0 1/1 2 2 6 3 417 69.5
Punting
Slack Jawed Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P God ® 8 331 41.4 1 0 0 1 2
Marblehead Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P Retired Player 8 421 52.6 0 1 1 0 4
Kick/Punt Return
Slack Jawed KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
CB Returning Dots 3 57 19 0 6 130.5 21.8 0
Marblehead KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
WR Tigerblood Adonisdna 2 44.5 22.3 0 2 19.5 9.8 0
Offensive Line
Slack Jawed Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Retired Player 49 6 2 1 0
TE D league Blockingest David Robinson 45 5 0 0 0
G Retired Player 45 4 2 1 0
OT Markus Johnson 48 3 1 1 1
G Retired Player 41 2 6 0 0
WR Bob McKenzie 39 2 0 0 0
SS 2 Pac 35 1 0 0 0
G Retired Player 43 1 2 0 0
C Retired Player 43 1 7 0 0
OT Big John STD 59 0 3 0 5
C John. Sullivan 46 0 7 0 0
G Ferocious Beast 41 0 4 0 0
OT Call Me Your Daddy 32 0 1 0 0
Marblehead Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Gi 41 9 3 0 0
TE Retired Player 31 7 3 0 0
FB Outta My Way 23 4 0 0 0
TE Retired Player 49 4 6 0 0
G LG BLPP 48 3 13 1 0
OT Big Dan Teague 48 2 3 1 2
OT Harlan Stone 39 2 1 1 0
G Harry Reasoner 41 2 5 0 0
C Retired Player 40 2 13 0 0
OT Retired Player 48 1 3 1 1
G Beer Thats Cold 32 1 5 2 0
G Orange Whip 57 1 8 1 0
WR dropout wr 28 1 0 0 0
C Mahlon Pitney 36 0 9 0 0
C Retired Player 27 0 5 0 0
Defense
Slack Jawed Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Retired Player 41 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 4 1 3 0 0 0 6 0
LB Capt. Tony McStinky 28 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 7 0 1 1 8 0 1 0
LB Retired Player 31 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 5 0
FS Retired Player 38 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0
SS Barbaric Prison 'Nmate 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS 2 Pac 35 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0
CB Jasper Howard 34 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1
LB John Bouclier Man 28 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 5 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE DE InYerFace 44 2 0 2 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 4
CB Tony Peters II 25 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Retired Player 35 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
FB Krafty Piledriver 57 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Cerbere Leonard 39 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 3 0 1 0 0 0 3 0
CB You Have Been Denied! 24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
LB I Am Coming For You 21 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Doctor DRE 53 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 27
DT Retired Player 42 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 21
DE Retired Player 46 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 8
DT Great Wall Of Chinå 52 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 19
CB Chris Akins 21 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 27 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Retired Player 39 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 3 0 0 0 3 0
DE Tweedledee   44 1 1 1 5.5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3
LB Retired Player 50 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
LB Sailor Jerry McStinky 16 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DE Tweedledum   48 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 12
CB Returning Dots 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Retired Player 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7
Marblehead Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Dan Dominate II 52 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Retired Player 50 9 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 4 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
LB Ken Hale 45 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 2
DE Retired Player 49 6 0 3 14.5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
FS Retired Player 52 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
CB Retired Player 36 4 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
LB Johnny Sacksalot 45 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
LB Retired Player 34 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Sloppy Joe 33 3 1 1 4 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Big Brutus 39 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12
LB Retired Player 42 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 3 1
SS Troy Polamalu 49 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
DT Retired Player 37 2 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
DT Retired Player 41 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
CB Retired Player 36 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Nigerian "419" Scam 44 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2 0 0 1 5 0 2 1
DE Tony Brackens 37 2 1 1 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1
DE Retired Player 30 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1
DE Nail Biter 35 2 1 2 10.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
CB Yes Man IX: Extinction 38 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
HB Harley Davidson 44 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Charlotte Stokely 37 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7
DE BoogieMan 22, IV 27 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
FS Special Ed­ 73 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Retired Player 36 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
WR Intelligently Fast 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Quandre Diggs 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Special Teams
Slack Jawed Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
SS Barbaric Prison 'Nmate 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marblehead Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
FS Retired Player 25 3 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
SS Retired Player 20 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0
DE Retired Player 8 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
DT Charlotte Stokely 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Dan Dominate II 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0