Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 76 yd, fielded by Returning Dots, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jamail Johnson up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan Dominate II] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Nail Biter (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:54 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed tackle: knocked loose by me] to the left (62.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Yes Man IX: Extinction] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti over the middle [deflected by Jim Nauseum] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & G | OPP 2.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 4th & G | OPP 1 | Body Slammer rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:13 | Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Marblehead Longhorns 11:13 | ||||
| 11:13 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 75 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | The Whore rush [missed diving tackle: Tweedledee (Spin)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tony Peters II] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Paul Revere sacked by DE InYerFace (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:45 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Falconer One, 44 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rick James, Bitch!] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 9:38 | ||||
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:08 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 46 | QB IMO bad screen pass to Andre D Reed to the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Äyräpään Ärjy] | Replay |
| 8:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Special Ed] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 32.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Colin Meloy] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 32.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Bob McKenzie up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Yes Man IX: Extinction] | Replay |
| 6:30 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 31 | 48 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 6:26 | ||||
| 6:26 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 78 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi [deflected by Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Sailor Jerry McStinky (Spin)] (8 yd gain) [tackle: PePe LaPew] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | The Whore rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Chuck D.] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed diving tackle: Chuck D. (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum (Spin)] [missed tackle: Jasper Howard (Spin)] [TD] to the right (64 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:37 | Extra point attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 4:37 | ||||
| 4:37 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 60 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (10.5 yd return) [tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay | ||
| 4:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Little Kakashi rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 27 | Cecil Harvey pass to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti, hurried by BoogieMan 22, IV, over the middle [deflected by knocked loose by me] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Cecil Harvey pass to Bob McKenzie up the right side [deflected by Yes Man IX: Extinction] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by God ®, 43 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (fair catch) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 3:51 | ||||
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Paul Revere sacked by DE InYerFace (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:18 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 25.5 | Paul Revere pass to Big Money Big Prizes! up the right side [deflected by 2 Pac] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:12 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 25.5 | Paul Revere pass to Salladhor Saan up the left side [deflected by Saris GLBGOD] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:07 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Falconer One, 62 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed tackle: Sloppy Joe (Spin)] (17.5 yd return) [tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 2:59 | ||||
| 2:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to THE Bebe Thomas, hurried by Sloppy Joe, over the middle [deflected by Special Ed] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | QB IMO rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sloppy Joe] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 26 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Troy Polamalu] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Johnny Sacksalot] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43 | Cecil Harvey pass to Luke Duke up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Troy Polamalu] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Cecil Harvey rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Sloppy Joe] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 45.5 | QB IMO screen pass to Jamail Johnson to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Coke Sled] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 46.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 4th & 3 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 13:50 | ||||
| 13:50 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to marblehead WR, hurried by Great Wall Of Chinå, up the right side [deflected by Chuck D.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | The Whore rush to the right (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: You Have Been Denied!] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Paul Revere pass to marblehead WR, hurried by Great Wall Of Chinå, up the right side [deflected by PePe LaPew] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | Paul Revere pass to dropout wr over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jasper Howard] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 36 | Paul Revere pass to Dysfunctional Gubernaculum up the left side [deflected by Saris GLBGOD] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:40 | 4th & 9 | OWN 36 | Punt by Falconer One, 54 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed tackle: knocked loose by me] (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rick James, Bitch!] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 12:32 | ||||
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jamail Johnson over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught, knocked loose by Dan Dominate II [deflected by Quandre Diggs] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | QB IMO screen pass to Andre D Reed to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Cecil Harvey bad pass to Jamail Johnson, hurried by Dan the Dominator, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:49 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by God ®, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 11:44 | ||||
| 11:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9.5 | Hypersonic Missile rush [missed tackle: Cerbere Leonard (Spin)] to the right (18 yd gain) [tackle: 2 Pac] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi (Spin)] (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chuck D.] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson, hurried by Tweedledum , up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky (Spin)] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sailor Jerry McStinky] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Hypersonic Missile rush [missed diving tackle: Saris GLBGOD (Spin)] to the right (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cerbere Leonard] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | The Whore rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 34.5 | Paul Revere pass to Big Money Big Prizes!, hurried by Sleepy Haynesworth, up the right side [deflected by 2 Pac] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 34.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Tony Peters II] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 4th & 6 | OPP 33.5 | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 8:04 | ||||
| 8:04 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 77 yd, fielded by Returning Dots, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Meloy (Spin)] [missed tackle: BoogieMan 22, IV] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | Little Kakashi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Johnny Sacksalot] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Little Kakashi rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: PewPew ROOOAAAAAAAAAR] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | Punt by God ®, 50 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (8 yd return) [tackle: Barbaric Prison Nmate] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 6:12 | ||||
| 6:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Paul Revere screen pass to Harley Davidson to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: I Am Coming For You] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 34 | Paul Revere pass to Big Money Big Prizes! up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: John Bouclier Man] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 49 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side [deflected by Saris GLBGOD] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 49 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side [deflected by Capt. Tony McStinky] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:15 | 4th & 9 | OPP 49 | Punt by Falconer One, 45 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 4:09 | ||||
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Krafty Piledriver over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan Dominate II] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 9 | Little Kakashi rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Meloy (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Nail Biter (Power Through)] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Patrick Cudahy Regular Sliced Bacon] | Replay |
| 2:48 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 16 | QB IMO screen pass to Andre D Reed to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Coke Sled] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 14.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Look I Am Open! up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 3 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by God ®, 31 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (fair catch) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 1:54 | ||||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Paul Revere bad pass to Harley Davidson, hurried by DE InYerFace, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Paul Revere pass to Big Money Big Prizes! up the left side [deflected by Sailor Jerry McStinky] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Paul Revere pass to Dysfunctional Gubernaculum up the left side [deflected by Tony Peters II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Falconer One, 44 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: PewPew ROOOAAAAAAAAAR] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 14 | QB IMO screen pass to Andre D Reed to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Äyräpään Ärjy] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 12.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Bob McKenzie over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Marblehead Longhorns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 68 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (20.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Barbaric Prison Nmate] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Errick "Ricky" Williams rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Sleepy Haynesworth] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 24 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 24 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side [deflected by Don't Throw My Way] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:24 | 4th & 9 | OWN 24 | Punt by Falconer One, 54 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 14:16 | ||||
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed tackle: PewPew ROOOAAAAAAAAAR (Spin)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: BoogieMan 22, IV] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 36 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 36 | Cecil Harvey pass to Luke Duke, hurried by BoogieMan 22, IV, up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by God ®, 42 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (fair catch) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 12:33 | ||||
| 12:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Trololo Lolololo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Governor Wetworth III] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 19 | Paul Revere screen pass to Hypersonic Missile to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Chuck D.] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Paul Revere bad pass to dropout wr up the left side [deflected by Saris GLBGOD] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:19 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Falconer One, 66 yd, fielded by Returning Dots [missed tackle: Tony Brackens (Spin)] (50 yd return) [diving tackle: T-Bone Cash, Jr.] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 11:07 | ||||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Brutus] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 31 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jamail Johnson, hurried by PewPew ROOOAAAAAAAAAR, over the middle [deflected by Patrick Cudahy Regular Sliced Bacon] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 31 | Cecil Harvey pass to Luke Duke up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dan Dominate II (Spin)] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colin Meloy] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 18 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick Cudahy Regular Sliced Bacon] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 14 | Cecil Harvey pass to Bob McKenzie up the right side [deflected by Äyräpään Ärjy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:24 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 8:20 | ||||
| 8:20 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the right side [deflected by PePe LaPew] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Big Money Big Prizes! up the right side [deflected by 2 Pac] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Chris Akins] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 4th & 7 | OWN 23 | Punt by Falconer One, 52 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 7:20 | ||||
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Tony Brackens] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Nail Biter (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 13 | OWN 31 | Punt by God ®, 44 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (fair catch) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed diving tackle: PePe LaPew (Spin)] to the right (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chuck D.] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Paul Revere pass to Intelligently Fast, hurried by Doctor DRE, over the middle, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Saris GLBGOD] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Paul Revere pass to dropout wr up the right side [deflected by Jasper Howard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 30.5 | Hypersonic Missile rush [missed diving tackle: John Bouclier Man (Spin)] to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Don't Throw My Way] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [TD] to the right (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:16 | Extra point attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Slack Jawed Yokels 3:16 | ||||
| 3:16 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 60 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (22.5 yd return) [tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay | ||
| 3:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Jamail Johnson up the right side intercepted by Nigerian "419" Scam (5 yd return) [tackle: Krafty Piledriver] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 3:08 | ||||
| 3:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 31 | The Whore rush to the right (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: 2 Pac] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Trololo Lolololo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 10.5 | Hypersonic Missile rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Great Wall Of Chinå] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 7.5 | Trololo Lolololo rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Doctor DRE] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 4th & 3 | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 0:45 | ||||
| 0:45 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 67 yd, fielded by Returning Dots (24 yd return) [diving tackle: Dan Dominate II] | Replay | ||
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Jamail Johnson to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (45.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Big Brutus] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | QB IMO screen pass to Jamail Johnson to the right side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 27.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Luke Duke, hurried by Sloppy Joe, over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Coke Sled] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Cecil Harvey screen pass to Jamail Johnson to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 3.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Brutus] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & inches | OPP 1.5 | Little Kakashi rush [TD] to the left (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:10 | Extra point attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Marblehead Longhorns 12:10 | ||||
| 12:10 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 78 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to marblehead WR, hurried by Sleepy Haynesworth, up the right side [deflected by PePe LaPew] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Hypersonic Missile rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Paul Revere pass to Intelligently Fast over the middle intercepted by Capt. Tony McStinky (8 yd return) [diving tackle: Harley Davidson] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 11:23 | ||||
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 27 | Little Kakashi rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Johnny Sacksalot] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | QB IMO pitch to Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jim Nauseum] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 27.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Meloy (Spin)] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 17.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Bob McKenzie up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Coke Sled] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Little Kakashi rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & G | OPP 9 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Tony Brackens (8 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:02 | 4th & G | OPP 17.5 | 34.5 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 6:58 | ||||
| 6:58 | Kickoff by Gord Leftfoot, 66 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (24 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Barbaric Prison Nmate] | Replay | ||
| 6:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum (Spin)] to the right (35.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jasper Howard] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Paul Revere screen pass to Harley Davidson to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: John Bouclier Man] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 38.5 | The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed tackle: PePe LaPew] [missed diving tackle: Tweedledum (Spin)] to the right (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 9.5 | Paul Revere pass to Lead Balloon, hurried by Tweedledee , up the left side [deflected by Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 9.5 | Paul Revere pass to Intelligently Fast up the left side [deflected by John Bouclier Man] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 9.5 | 26.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 4:32 | ||||
| 4:32 | Kickoff by Chip Chirimbes, 77 yd, fielded by Returning Dots, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cecil Harvey pass to Andre D Reed, hurried by Sloppy Joe, up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nigerian "419" Scam] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Sloppy Joe (Big Sack) (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 32.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Ken Hale] up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Johnny Sacksalot] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 32 | Cecil Harvey sacked by Lawrence MUSTU Johnstonhead (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 20.5 | OWN 26 | Punt by God ®, 43 yd, fielded by Tigerblood Adonisdna (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Saris GLBGOD] | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Paul Revere pass to Dysfunctional Gubernaculum up the right side [deflected by 2 Pac] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Paul Revere pass to Intelligently Fast up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 49 | Paul Revere pass to Amy Wong over the middle [deflected by Alfred " The Owl " Polizzi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 4th & 1 | OPP 49 | Paul Revere pass to Salladhor Saan up the left side [deflected by Cerbere Leonard] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Slack Jawed Yokels 1:25 | ||||
| 1:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Meloy (Spin)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dan Dominate II] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Marblehead Longhorns | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 49.5 | Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken Hale] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Marblehead Longhorns | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Cecil Harvey pass to Body Slammer up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Patrick Cudahy Regular Sliced Bacon] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 4th & 3 | OPP 44.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Marblehead Longhorns | Replay |
| 1:14 | 4th & 3 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by God ®, 46 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Marblehead Longhorns 1:09 | ||||
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Paul Revere pass to Salladhor Saan up the left side, caught (23.5 yd gain) [tackle: Some Guy Off The Street] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Paul Revere pass to marblehead WR up the right side [deflected by Jasper Howard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Paul Revere sacked by Tweedledee (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 37.5 | Paul Revere pass to Harley Davidson over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gil Grand Jr] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Paul Revere pitch to Hypersonic Missile [missed tackle: Chris Akins] [missed diving tackle: Capt. Tony McStinky (Spin)] to the right (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Saris GLBGOD] | Replay |