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Slack Jawed Yokels vs. Fake Chow
Box Score
  1 2 3 4 OT Total  
Slack Jawed Yokels 10 3 3 10 0 26 Final
Fake Chow 7 3 10 3 0 23  
 
Top Performers
Retired Player
Slack Jawed WR
1 Rec, 45.5yds, 0 TD
Hypersonic Missile
Fake HB
4 Rush, 43yds; 1 Rec, -0.5yds; 1 TD
Returning Dots
Slack Jawed CB
0 Tkl, 2 KR, 46.5yd, 3 PR, 72yd
Retired Player
Fake P
3 Punts, 57.3 Yd/Punt
Nigerian "419" Scam
Fake CB
0 Tkl, 1 Int
Box Score
 
Scoring Summary
3rd Quarter
8:24 Slack Jawed FG 31 yd field goal attempted by Gord Leftfoot, made [FG] Replay
3:23 Fake TD The Whore pitch to Hypersonic Missile [TD] to the right (20 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [XP] Replay
0:48 Fake FG 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Chip Chirimbes, made [FG] Replay
 
Team Stats
  Slack Jawed Fake
TOTAL NET YARDS 68.5 109
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS 8.5 68
   Rushes 8 9
   Yards/Rush 1.1 7.6
TOTAL PASSING YARDS 60 41
   Completions/Attempts 3/6 5/11
   Yards/Pass 10 3.7
   Times Sacked 1 0
   Times Intercepted 1 0
PUNTS 2 3
   Yards per Punt 43 57.3
PENALTIES 0 0
   Penalty Yards 0 0
FUMBLES 0 0
   Fumbles Lost 0 0
TIME OF POSSESSION 6:52 8:08
Passing
Slack Jawed Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Retired Player 14 3 6 60 50 10 2 1 -5.5 0 0 1 0
Fake Plays Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Hurry Sack SackYd BadTh Drop Int TD
QB Paul Revere 12 5 11 41 45.5 3.7 1 0 0 1 0 0 0
QB The Whore 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rushing
Slack Jawed Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Peter " One Eye'd Pete " Gotti 7 7 14 2 0 1 1 1 0 0
QB Retired Player 14 1 -5.5 -5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Luke Duke 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
FB Krafty Piledriver 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Little Kakashi 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Body Slammer 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fake Plays Rush Yds Avg TD RushRZ BrTk TFL Fum FumL
HB Hypersonic Missile 5 4 43 10.8 1 1 2 1 0 0
FB Trololo Lolololo 9 3 5.5 1.8 0 2 0 0 0 0
HB Errick "Ricky" Williams 5 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
QB The Whore 8 1 18.5 18.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Harley Davidson 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Big Money Big Prizes! 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FB Outta My Way 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Receiving
Slack Jawed Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
WR Retired Player 13 3 1 45.5 45.5 47 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Luke Duke 5 2 2 14.5 7.3 3 0 0 0 2 0 0
WR Bob McKenzie 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0
WR Retired Player 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Retired Player 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Possession Kitten 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE D league Blockingest David Robinson 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Look I Am Open! 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR My Fingers Smell McStinky 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fake Plays Targ Rec Yds Avg YAC TD Drop TargRZ Targ3d Fum FumL
HB Harley Davidson 10 3 2 12.5 6.3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TE Lead Balloon 8 3 1 3.5 3.5 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
WR dropout wr 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
FB Big Money Big Prizes! 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Intelligently Fast 11 1 1 25.5 25.5 0.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
HB Hypersonic Missile 5 1 1 -0.5 -0.5 1.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Tigerblood Adonisdna 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Retired Player 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Retired Player 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Dysfunctional Gubernaculum 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
WR Retired Player 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TE Retired Player 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kicking
Slack Jawed FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K Retired Player 1 1 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 2 1 148 74
Fake FGM FGA 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ XPM XPA KO TB Yds Avg
K Chip Chirimbes 1 1 0/0 1/1 0/0 0/0 0/0 1 1 2 0 127 63.5
Punting
Slack Jawed Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P God ® 2 86 43 0 0 0 0 1
Fake Punts Yds Avg TB CofCrn Inside5 Inside10 Inside20
P Retired Player 3 172 57.3 0 0 0 0 1
Kick/Punt Return
Slack Jawed KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
CB Returning Dots 2 46.5 23.3 0 3 72 24 0
Fake KR Yds Avg TD PR Yds Avg TD
WR Tigerblood Adonisdna 1 20.5 20.5 0 0 0 0 0
Offensive Line
Slack Jawed Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Retired Player 11 2 0 0 0
TE D league Blockingest David Robinson 15 2 0 0 0
C Retired Player 10 1 0 0 0
G Retired Player 10 1 1 1 0
OT Big John STD 12 0 0 0 1
C John. Sullivan 9 0 1 0 0
G Retired Player 9 0 1 0 0
G Retired Player 8 0 3 0 0
OT Markus Johnson 9 0 0 1 0
G Ferocious Beast 7 0 0 0 0
OT Call Me Your Daddy 8 0 0 0 0
Fake Plays Pancakes RevPnkd HryAlw SackAlw
OT Gi 12 4 1 0 0
G LG BLPP 14 3 4 1 0
TE Retired Player 10 2 1 0 0
TE Retired Player 15 2 1 0 0
FB Outta My Way 6 1 0 0 0
OT Harlan Stone 12 1 0 0 0
OT Big Dan Teague 13 1 1 0 0
G Beer Thats Cold 10 0 1 0 0
G Harry Reasoner 12 0 2 0 0
OT Retired Player 14 0 1 0 0
G Orange Whip 16 0 2 0 0
C Mahlon Pitney 10 0 2 0 0
C Retired Player 8 0 2 0 0
C Retired Player 12 0 4 0 0
Defense
Slack Jawed Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Retired Player 10 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
LB Capt. Tony McStinky 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Retired Player 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
FB Krafty Piledriver 16 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS 2 Pac 10 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
DT Doctor DRE 16 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7
DT Retired Player 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
DE Retired Player 15 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 4
DT Great Wall Of Chinå 15 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
CB Chris Akins 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Retired Player 11 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
SS Barbaric Prison 'Nmate 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Cerbere Leonard 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Tweedledum   14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
CB You Have Been Denied! 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Jasper Howard 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
LB John Bouclier Man 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB I Am Coming For You 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE DE InYerFace 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
CB Tony Peters II 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Returning Dots 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Retired Player 12 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
DE Tweedledee   11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
LB Retired Player 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
LB Sailor Jerry McStinky 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Retired Player 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Fake Ply Tk MsTk Sack Yds Hry TFL FFum FumR Targ RecAlw KL PD Int Yds DefTD Pnkd RevPnk
LB Ken Hale 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DE Retired Player 7 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Retired Player 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Charlotte Stokely 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
DT Big Brutus 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DE BoogieMan 22, IV 7 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DT Retired Player 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Retired Player 10 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
DE Tony Brackens 8 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
DE Nail Biter 8 1 0 1 5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Dan Dominate II 13 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Retired Player 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Retired Player 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Sloppy Joe 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SS Troy Polamalu 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Special Ed­ 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DT Retired Player 10 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CB Retired Player 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
CB Retired Player 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
CB Nigerian "419" Scam 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 1
DE Retired Player 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LB Johnny Sacksalot 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
CB Quandre Diggs 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
CB Yes Man IX: Extinction 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Special Teams
Slack Jawed Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
SS Barbaric Prison 'Nmate 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fake Plays Tk MsTk FFum FRec FumRTD Pnkd BrTk Fum FumL
SS Retired Player 6 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
DT Charlotte Stokely 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FS Retired Player 8 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
LB Dan Dominate II 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0