Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by DarkusBlack DotCom, 66 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drake Sandman] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Cristopher Law, hurried by Dike Sandman, up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drank Sandman] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Drinky Sandman] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pat "Shot in the face" Tillman] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] [missed tackle: Drank Sandman] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 36.5 | THE BEST rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dike Sandman] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 35 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law [missed tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Dyke Sandman] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Drank Sandman] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 43 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Guts Gattsu] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 42 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Wade Hopson up the left side [deflected by Yoruichi Shihōin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 42 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 28 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (15 yd return) [tackle: HH ST1] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Dork Sandman pass to Dirk Sandman up the left side, caught (5 yd loss) [tackle: TheEddest Reed] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 40.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Dack Sandman over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:13 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 40.5 | Dirk Sandman rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emanuel Helton] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 8:28 | ||||
| 8:28 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 44 | Punt by Haruko Haruhara, 20 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (9 yd return) [tackle: Gunnar Clarke] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (no gain) [tackle: Drank Sandman] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Broderick Moreland up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Wade Hopson, hurried by Goin straight for the sac, up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Drake Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 7:07 | ||||
| 7:07 | 4th & 3 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 27 yd, fielded by Rapus Black [TD] (79.5 yd return) | Replay |
| 6:46 | Extra point attempted by DarkusBlack DotCom, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by DarkusBlack DotCom, 60 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Sam Schroeder] | Replay | ||
| 6:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 24 | THE BEST sacked by Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman (2 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 21.5 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Throw the Damn Ball up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | 4th & 14 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 28 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (21.5 yd return) [diving tackle: HH ST4] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Dack Sandman over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gordon Conway] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 21 | Dirk Sandman rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 3:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 13.5 | Dork Sandman screen pass to Djork Sandman to the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kobe Kincaid] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Sōsuke Aizen screen pass to Dirk Sandman to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:35 | Extra point attempted by DarkusBlack DotCom, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 2:35 | ||||
| 2:35 | Kickoff by DarkusBlack DotCom, 48 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (24 yd return) [tackle: Sam Schroeder] | Replay | ||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Yoruichi Shihōin] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 44 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the left (4 yd loss) [diving tackle: Pat "Worst Decision Ever" Tillman] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 40 | Touchdown Johnny sacked by Dike Sandman (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | 4th & 21.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 27 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (12.5 yd return) [tackle: HH ST2] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Lawrence] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Lelouch vi Britannia, hurried by Joaquin Sanders, up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 46 | Blunda SoSexy rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergio Hopper] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 6 | OPP 44.5 | Dork Sandman pitch to Ichigo Kurosaki to the left (2 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Screwdriver Tomlinson] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 14:54 | ||||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | THE BEST rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drinky Sandman] | Replay |
| 14:07 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | THE BEST rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Pat "Shot in the face" Tillman] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 49 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Zach Hayden up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Yoruichi Shihōin] [missed tackle: Drinky Sandman] (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Van Halen rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drinky Sandman] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 35.5 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 35.5 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Dyke Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 11:25 | ||||
| 11:25 | 4th & 8 | OPP 36.5 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 32 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (6 yd return) [diving tackle: HH ST5] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Sōsuke Aizen sacked by Frank Mosley (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:32 | 2nd & 16.5 | OWN 5 | Dirk Sandman rush [missed tackle: Frankie Lorenz] to the right (12 yd gain) [tackle: Screwdriver Tomlinson] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 16.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Darkie Blackie, hurried by Johnny _Edge, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:48 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 16.5 | Dork Sandman pass to Ichigo Kurosaki up the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Dominick Danger] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 9:40 | ||||
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | THE BEST rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darky Sandman] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 14.5 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drinky Sandman] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 6.5 | Van Halen rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dike Sandman] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 1 | OPP 7 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Yoruichi Shihōin] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | THE BEST sacked by Drinky Sandman (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Broderick Moreland, hurried by Dike Sandman, up the left side, caught [TD] (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:22 | Extra point attempted by Mikey Nunez, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Unicorns of Destiny 6:22 | ||||
| 6:22 | Kickoff by Mikey Nunez, 65 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (18 yd return) [tackle: HH ST3] | Replay | ||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Dirk Sandman rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 25.5 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Joaquin Sanders] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 28 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Dirk Sandman up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 4th & 5 | OWN 28 | Dork Sandman pitch to Ichigo Kurosaki to the left (3.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | THE BEST rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darky Sandman] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 28 | Cristopher Law rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dyke Sandman] | Replay |
| 3:39 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 27 | THE BEST sacked by Drinky Sandman (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:55 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 29.5 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Cristopher Law, hurried by Darkus Blackface, up the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Yoruichi Shihōin] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 2:48 | ||||
| 2:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Dirk Sandman rush to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charlie Hannah] | Replay |
| 2:15 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 35.5 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rodrigo Morin] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 37.5 | Rapus Black rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Johnny _Edge] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Dork Sandman pass to Blunda ಠ_ಠ up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frankie Lorenz] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Unicorns of Destiny | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Dirk Sandman up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Kenton Austin] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Unicorns of Destiny | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 46.5 | Dork Sandman sacked by Dominick Danger (2.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 4th & 6 | OWN 44 | Defensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| 1:03 | 4th & 6 | OWN 44 | Dirk Sandman rush to the right (3 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Kobe Kincaid] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 0:58 | ||||
| 0:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 47 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 46.5 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Thunda ಠ_ಠ] [missed tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Darky Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 0:04 | ||||
| 0:04 | 4th & 7 | OPP 44 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 23 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mikey Nunez, 48 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (18.5 yd return) [tackle: HH ST3] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Dirk Sandman rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rodrigo Morin] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pitch to Ichigo Kurosaki [missed tackle: Justen Lawrence] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Dork Sandman pass to Dirk Sandman over the middle, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Kobe Kincaid] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 44 | Dork Sandman screen pass to Djork Sandman to the left side (dropped - incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 13:04 | ||||
| 13:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Worst Decision Ever" Tillman] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 41 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law [TD] to the right (41 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:08 | Extra point attempted by Mikey Nunez, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Unicorns of Destiny 12:08 | ||||
| 12:08 | Kickoff by Mikey Nunez, 49 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (19 yd return) [tackle: HH ST4] | Replay | ||
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamar Lucas] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 42 | Dork Sandman screen pass to Blunda SoSexy to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kevon Anaya] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 3rd & inches | OPP 49.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Sniper Nitrous up the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Frankie Lorenz] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Ichigo Kurosaki up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gordon Conway] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Rapus Black rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34 | Dirk Sandman rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: TheEddest Reed] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 31 | False start penalty committed by Dink Sandman | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 36 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 4th & 7 | OPP 33.5 | Rapus Black rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Jamar Lucas] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 7:38 | ||||
| 7:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Touchdown Johnny sacked by Dike Sandman (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:17 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 27.5 | THE BEST pass to Cristopher Law up the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Drake Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 5:44 | ||||
| 5:44 | 4th & 15 | OWN 26 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 29 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (9 yd return) [tackle: HH ST3] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Blunda ಠ_ಠ up the left side [deflected by Frankie Lorenz] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46 | Dork Sandman pass to Dack Sandman up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Keanu Hammons] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 46.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Ichigo Kurosaki up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 4:38 | ||||
| 4:38 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Haruko Haruhara, 19 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Unicorns LS] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Van Halen rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 30 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Diamond Chappell up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drunk Sandman] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 34 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | THE BEST rush [missed tackle: Drank Sandman] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] | Replay |
| 2:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law [TD] to the right (40 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:53 | Extra point attempted by Mikey Nunez, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Unicorns of Destiny 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | Kickoff by Mikey Nunez, 50 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (23 yd return) [tackle: HH ST1] | Replay | ||
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Lelouch vi Britannia over the middle [deflected by Frankie Lorenz] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Dork Sandman pass to Dirk Sandman over the middle, caught (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 40.5 | Ichigo Kurosaki rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rodrigo Morin] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 43.5 | Dirk Sandman rush to the left (3 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Van Halen rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47 | THE BEST sacked by Darkus Blackface (1.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 48.5 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Cristopher Law, hurried by Darky Sandman, up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 13:41 | ||||
| 13:41 | 4th & 5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 23 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (12 yd return) [diving tackle: HH ST1] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Dork Sandman pitch to Ichigo Kurosaki to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kevon Anaya] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 33.5 | Dirk Sandman rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Kameron Rowland] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Dork Sandman pass to Blunda ಠ_ಠ up the left side [deflected by Brendon Queen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:25 | 4th & 2 | OWN 38.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to KP is tjsexkitten up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kobe Kincaid] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Dirk Sandman rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Lawrence] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47 | Dork Sandman pass to Sniper Nitrous up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gordon Conway] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Djork Sandman up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frankie Lorenz] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 33.5 | Dork Sandman pass to KP is tjsexkitten over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kevon Anaya] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Sōsuke Aizen pass to Djork Sandman up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gordon Conway] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 18 | Rapus Black rush to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kobe Kincaid] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | Dork Sandman pass to Blunda ಠ_ಠ up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Brendon Queen] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Dirk Sandman rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Dork Sandman rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:01 | Extra point attempted by DarkusBlack DotCom, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 7:01 | ||||
| 7:01 | Kickoff by DarkusBlack DotCom, 49 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (25 yd return) [tackle: Kelsey McLane] | Replay | ||
| 6:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Van Halen rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drinky Sandman] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 50 | THE BEST rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Pat "Shot in the face" Tillman] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Touchdown Johnny screen pass to Cristopher Law to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Drinky Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 5:10 | ||||
| 5:10 | 4th & 8 | OWN 48 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 17 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: poklat Butkus] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Sōsuke Aizen pitch to Dirk Sandman to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: TheEddest Reed] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 40.5 | Dork Sandman pass to Ichigo Kurosaki up the right side, caught (49 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenton Austin] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Rapus Black rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: poklat Butkus] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 7 | Sōsuke Aizen sacked by Emanuel Helton (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 13 | Sōsuke Aizen screen pass to Dack Sandman to the right side, caught [TD] (13 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:09 | Extra point attempted by DarkusBlack DotCom, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | Kickoff by DarkusBlack DotCom, 49 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Dakotah Dickey] | Replay | ||
| 2:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Van Halen rush [missed tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] [missed tackle: Drinky Sandman] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 49 | Touchdown Johnny pass to Diamond Chappell up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 49 | THE BEST rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dykier Sandman] | Replay |
| Unicorns of Destiny 1:22 | ||||
| 1:22 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by Duncan Milton, 17 yd, fielded by Rapus Black (7.5 yd return) [tackle: HH ST3] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Dirk Sandman rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tory Hirsch] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 42.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 42.5 | Sōsuke Aizen screen pass to Rapus Black to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Chris Segura] | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 39.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| 1:02 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 39.5 | Dork Sandman sacked by Joaquin Sanders (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 34.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Asylum St. Hell Hounds | Replay |
| Asylum St. Hell Hounds 0:56 | ||||
| 0:56 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Haruko Haruhara, 16 yd, fielded by Wade Hopson (12 yd return) [tackle: Domenic Funk] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Touchdown Johnny pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (33 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Take one for the team" Tillman] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | THE BEST spikes ball | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | THE BEST pitch to Cristopher Law to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat "Don't shoot me bro" Tillman] | Replay |