Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Innsmouth Infamous 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Reallynota Clevername, 67 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Heimo Vesa] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | False start penalty committed by King of the Swamp People | Replay |
| 14:57 | 1st & 15 | OWN 20 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by random name guy, up the right side [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 20 | Evil Blink pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me up the right side [deflected by Teflon Nasser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:46 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 20 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the left side, caught [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kratos Pallas] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 40 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 13:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Ahmard Haul up the right side [deflected by Tony " Scarface " Montana] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Scooter Reynolds rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Big Fat Bad GUy] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 50 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 47.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Crusading Hammer rush [missed diving tackle: Willie Rat Cammisano (Spin)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blob McStuffer] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 44.5 | Crusading Hammer rush [missed diving tackle: Hannibal Lecter (Spin)] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 43.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 9:58 | ||||
| 9:58 | 4th & 9 | OPP 43.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 37 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: The Earl of Wight II] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 10 | Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jacob Riley] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 7.5 | Professor Snape screen pass to Mad Dog Gargotta to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Jacob Riley] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 8:06 | ||||
| 8:06 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 7.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 34 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 7:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 34 | Tracer · Bullet rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Left Behind rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 27.5 | Kurt Warner #13 bad pass to Ahmard Haul up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 27.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the right side [deflected by The Forsaken Demandred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:22 | 4th & 7 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Reallynota Clevername, made [FG] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 5:18 | ||||
| 5:18 | Kickoff by Reallynota Clevername, 73 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Twat Puncher] | Replay | ||
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Who Spilled Bong Water on the Bed?, up the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Kratos Pallas] | Replay |
| 4:33 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19.5 | Evil Blink pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Abby Michaels] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Combine FS (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 26.5 | Evil Blink pass to Mad Dog Gargotta up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kratos Pallas] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36.5 | Professor Snape pass to Colonel KaDotfi up the right side [deflected by The Earl of Wight II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 2:41 | ||||
| 2:41 | 4th & 5 | OWN 36.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 45 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu [missed tackle: Dr. Frankendot] (8 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: ST'mer DotLigula] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 30.5 | Kurt Warner #13 sacked by Rony Nelson (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 25.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the left side [deflected by Tony " Scarface " Montana] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 1:39 | ||||
| 1:39 | 4th & 11 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 57 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: C.U. In Toledo] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Professor Snape pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Sailor Jerry, over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Vihta Raappana] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Professor Snape pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me up the right side [deflected by Teflon Nasser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Evil Blink pass to Felice Landry over the middle [deflected by Johnny Roland] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Professor Snape bad pass to Mad Dog Gargotta, hurried by Sailor Jerry, up the right side [deflected by Jacob Riley] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 0:43 | ||||
| 0:43 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 46 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 13.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Supremely Clevername, hurried by Blaccs Wide Load, up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26 | Kurt Warner #13 bad pass to Passive Turtle, hurried by Khan Dotnien Singh, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:11 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 26 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Mickey Dennis up the left side [deflected by naw see] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 14:05 | ||||
| 14:05 | 4th & 6 | OWN 26 | Punt by Mr. P, 53 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (5 yd return) [tackle: Vihta Raappana] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Evil Blink pass to Obed Marsh, hurried by Who Spilled Bong Water on the Bed?, up the right side [deflected by I don't need backup] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Professor Snape bad pass to Mr. Everdread, hurried by Angry Turtle, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Evil Blink pass to Colonel KaDotfi up the left side [deflected by Comte d'Artagnan II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 13:40 | ||||
| 13:40 | 4th & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 49 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Tracer · Bullet rush[forced fumble: Jack The Ripper], fumbled , recovered by Nogettin Thru (0 yd return) [tackle: Khan Dotnien Singh] | Replay |
| 13:02 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Scooter Reynolds rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 31 | Left Behind rush [missed tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 12:11 | ||||
| 12:11 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 34.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 50 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (22 yd return) [tackle: Heimo Vesa] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Professor Snape pass to Obed Marsh up the left side [deflected by I don't need backup] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Evil Blink pass to Jason Witten™ over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jacob Riley] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: random name guy] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Evil Blink pass to Mr. Everdread up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Combine FS] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Evil Blink pass to Malicious Dot Nelson over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Johnny Roland] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Evil Blink pass to Mad Dog Gargotta up the left side [deflected by random name guy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13 | Evil Blink pass to Colonel KaDotfi, hurried by Who Spilled Bong Water on the Bed?, up the left side [deflected by Jacob Riley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:35 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 13 | Professor Snape pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me, hurried by farararara rararara, up the right side [deflected by The Earl of Wight II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:31 | 4th & 10 | OPP 13 | 30 yd field goal attempted by Professor James Moriarty, made [FG] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 9:27 | ||||
| 9:27 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 64 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Kim Jon gil] | Replay | ||
| 9:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 15 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Ahmard Haul up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeff Gill] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 19.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Passive Turtle up the left side, caught [missed tackle: naw see] (8 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeff Gill] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 32.5 | Scooter Reynolds rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 35.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 6:32 | ||||
| 6:32 | 4th & inches | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 60 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 6:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Johnny Roland] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 3 | Obed Marsh rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Combine FS] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 3.5 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jacob Riley] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 4:38 | ||||
| 4:38 | 4th & 4 | OWN 9 | Punt by Mike Myers, 39 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Left Behind rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46 | Kurt Warner #13 pitch to Crusading Hammer to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles__ Woodson] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 45.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Tracer · Bullet pitch to Left Behind to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 34.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 30.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24 | Offensive Timeout Called: "The Combine" | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24 | False start penalty committed by Combine ROT | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 29 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Supremely Clevername over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 19.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: "The Combine" | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 19.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vlad The Impaler] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 11.5 | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by Reallynota Clevername, made [FG] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | Kickoff by Reallynota Clevername, 71 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (20 yd return) [tackle: random name guy] | Replay | ||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Professor Snape pass to Obed Marsh up the left side [deflected by Sailor Jerry] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Professor Snape sacked by Comte d'Artagnan II (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 15.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: "The Combine" | Replay |
| 0:17 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 15.5 | Professor Snape pass to Jason Witten™ up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Heimo Vesa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 0:11 | ||||
| 0:11 | 4th & 14 | OWN 15.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 46 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Kurt Warner #13 sacked by Jeff "The Dot" Judge (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 73 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Tracer · Bullet pitch to Crusading Hammer to the right (no gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Passive Turtle up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Lecter] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 14:01 | ||||
| 14:01 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29 | Punt by Mr. P, 44 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (11.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Salt & Pepper] | Replay |
| 13:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Evil Blink pass to Mad Dog Gargotta up the left side, thrown low, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Combine FS] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Professor Snape pass to Obed Marsh up the right side [deflected by Comte d'Artagnan II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Evil Blink pass to Malicious Dot Nelson up the left side [deflected by Teflon Nasser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:13 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum over the middle [deflected by random name guy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 13:08 | ||||
| 13:08 | 4th & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 47 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pitch to Left Behind to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles__ Woodson] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 3 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Blaccs Big Fat Bad GUy] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 4 | Left Behind rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 11:34 | ||||
| 11:34 | 4th & 4 | OWN 8.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 34 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Professor Snape bad pass to Malicious Dot Nelson, hurried by Sailor Jerry, over the middle [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | Evil Blink bad pass to Mad Dog Gargotta up the right side [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:19 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 42 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum over the middle, caught, knocked loose by random name guy [deflected by random name guy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 11:13 | ||||
| 11:13 | 4th & 10 | OPP 42 | Punt by Mike Myers, 35 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu [missed diving tackle: Kim Jon gil] (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dr. Frankendot] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 20.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blob McStuffer] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 21.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Kurt Warner #13 pitch to Crusading Hammer to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pocket Money] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 28.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Ahmard Haul, hurried by Tommy Knee Capper, up the right side [deflected by Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:53 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 28.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle up the left side, caught [missed tackle: naw see (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 8:21 | ||||
| 8:21 | 4th & 3 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 60 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Combine Attitude] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Evil Blink pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Abby Michaels] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the left side [deflected by The Earl of Wight II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Julius. Peppers. (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:00 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 41 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the left side [deflected by Combine FS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 6:54 | ||||
| 6:54 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Mike Myers, 38 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 22.5 | Crusading Hammer rush [missed diving tackle: DR. F (Spin)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 26.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Kurt Warner #13 pitch to Crusading Hammer to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 4:39 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 32.5 | Left Behind rush [missed diving tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Rat Cammisano] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 34 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Passive Turtle over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 3:31 | ||||
| 3:31 | 4th & 2 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Mr. P, 51 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Twat Puncher] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Evil Blink bad pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Chopa Downs, up the right side [deflected by Jacob Riley] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Professor Snape pass to Colonel KaDotfi, hurried by Combine FS, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Teflon Nasser] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28 | Evil Blink bad pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 2:40 | ||||
| 2:40 | 4th & 4 | OWN 28 | Punt by Mike Myers, 52 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Mickey Dennis up the right side [deflected by Charles__ Woodson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Passive Turtle up the left side [deflected by naw see] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Mel Gray up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Charles__ Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Tracer · Bullet pitch to Crusading Hammer to the right (57 yd gain) [diving tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Crusading Hammer rush [missed diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load (Spin)] [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:51 | Extra point attempted by Reallynota Clevername, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Innsmouth Infamous 0:51 | ||||
| 0:51 | Kickoff by Reallynota Clevername, 70 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Salt & Pepper] | Replay | ||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Professor Snape pass to Obed Marsh up the right side [deflected by Comte d'Artagnan II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Kratos Pallas] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Professor Snape pass to Malicious Dot Nelson over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Earl of Wight II] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Evil Blink pass to Jason Witten™ over the middle [deflected by Jacob Riley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Evil Blink bad pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by farararara rararara, up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Comte d'Artagnan II] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Professor Snape bad pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Ski- Mask, up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Abby Michaels] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Evil Blink pass to Mad Dog Gargotta up the left side [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:27 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the right side [deflected by Kratos Pallas] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:22 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 34 | Evil Blink bad pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Stupendous ·Man·, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:15 | 4th & 10 | OPP 34 | 51 yd field goal attempted by Professor James Moriarty, made [FG] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 13:10 | ||||
| 13:10 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 69 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu [missed diving tackle: ST'mer DotLigula] (17 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay | ||
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Kurt Warner #13 bad pass to Attact Turtle, hurried by Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi, up the left side [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:02 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 23 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Attact Turtle over the middle [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 12:32 | ||||
| 12:32 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 23 | Punt by Mr. P, 31 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Professor Snape sacked by Sailor Jerry (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 42 | Evil Blink pass to Felice Landry up the right side [deflected by Johnny Roland] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:44 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 42 | Professor Snape bad pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Stupendous ·Man·, over the middle [deflected by The Earl of Wight II] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 11:41 | ||||
| 11:41 | 4th & 14 | OWN 42 | Punt by Mike Myers, 31 yd, fielded by Spaceman Stu (fair catch) | Replay |
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Left Behind rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 31 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Left Behind up the left side [deflected by Tony " Scarface " Montana] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:05 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 31 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Mel Gray up the right side, caught (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles__ Woodson] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Crusading Hammer rush to the right (10 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 2nd & inches | OPP 41 | Kurt Warner #13 pitch to Left Behind to the right (4 yd loss) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 45 | Tracer · Bullet rush [missed diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper (Spin)] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 42 | Left Behind rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the left side, out of bounds (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 7:52 | ||||
| 7:52 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Crusading Hammer rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Jack The Ripper], fumbled , recovered by Tony " Scarface " Montana (-0 yd return) [tackle: Tracer · Bullet] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Evil Blink pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Teflon Nasser] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 45 | Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chopa Downs] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | Mad Dog Gargotta rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: I don't need backup] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Professor Snape pass to Felice Landry over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Johnny Roland] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & inches | OPP 44 | Evil Blink pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me up the right side [deflected by Teflon Nasser] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:25 | 3rd & inches | OPP 44 | Mad Dog Gargotta rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Combine FS] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Professor Snape pass to Mr. Everdread, hurried by Stupendous ·Man·, up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Abby Michaels] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 41 | Evil Blink bad pass to Malicious Dot Nelson, hurried by Who Spilled Bong Water on the Bed?, up the left side [deflected by Vihta Raappana] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 41 | Professor Snape pass to Mr. Everdread, hurried by Sailor Jerry, over the middle [deflected by Vihta Raappana] (incomplete) | Replay |
| "The Combine" 3:56 | ||||
| 3:56 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by Mike Myers, 40 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Left Behind rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 8 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Scooter Reynolds rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 16.5 | Kurt Warner #13 pass to Scooter Reynolds up the right side [deflected by Don'tEver ComeBackUBastard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 16.5 | Left Behind rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 4th & 5 | OWN 17 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 1:50 | ||||
| 1:50 | 4th & 5 | OWN 17 | Punt by Mr. P, 53 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Combine Attitude] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kratos Pallas] | Replay |
| 1:26 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 49 | Professor Snape pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me, hurried by Julius. Peppers., up the right side [deflected by Johnny Roland] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:22 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 49 | Obed Marsh rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Com Bine] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 4th & 1 | OPP 49.5 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Jacob Riley] | Replay |
| "The Combine" 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Khan Dotnien Singh] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 0:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46.5 | Scooter Reynolds rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 43 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 43 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vlad The Impaler] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Crusading Hammer rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |