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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 2:47 | Cobden | TD | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Earl MeatCurtain (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (2.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 14:10 | Cobden | FG | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 9:46 | Zambezi | TD | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Zit Face Killa up the right side, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:02 | Cobden | FG | 45.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:08 | Cobden | FG | 20 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 9:18 | Cobden | TD | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton up the right side, caught [TD] (8 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:04 | Cobden | TD | Rusty Nail rush [TD] to the left (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:09 | Cobden | FG | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 13:03 | Zambezi | TD | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:08 | Cobden | TD | Rusty Nail rush [TD] up the middle (no gain); Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:37 | Cobden | TD | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: Super Nerd] up the middle (11 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Cobden | Zambezi | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 566.5 | 224.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 203.5 | 70 |
| Rushes | 42 | 21 |
| Yards/Rush | 4.8 | 3.3 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 363 | 154.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 24/45 | 16/35 |
| Yards/Pass | 8.1 | 4.4 |
| Times Sacked | 3 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 10 |
| Yards per Punt | 46.7 | 57.3 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 38:53 | 21:07 |
| Passing |
| Cobden | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
37 | 15 | 23 | 185.5 | 65.2 | 8.1 | 3 | 1 | -5.5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Moore Pheus |
52 | 9 | 22 | 177.5 | 40.9 | 8.1 | 1 | 2 | -8.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Veda "Cool Beans" Jean |
45 | 16 | 35 | 154.5 | 45.7 | 4.4 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| QB Quiet Drunk |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Cobden | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Rusty Nail |
37 | 26 | 172 | 6.6 | 4 | 8 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB LaFawnda McGillicudy |
37 | 8 | 34.5 | 4.3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Moore Pheus |
52 | 3 | -13 | -4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
24 | 2 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
37 | 2 | -10 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Juicy Johnny |
28 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Danger Russ |
46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The Italian Stallion |
24 | 10 | 35.5 | 3.6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dan Heatley |
29 | 4 | 9 | 2.3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Quiet Drunk |
22 | 4 | 23 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Dispicable Me |
25 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Run Far |
15 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Veda "Cool Beans" Jean |
45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB I.B. Sexy |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Big Blind |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Cobden | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE Conan Belisarius |
45 | 7 | 2 | 61 | 30.5 | 20.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB LaFawnda McGillicudy |
37 | 6 | 4 | 40 | 10 | 9.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| WR Speed McQuick |
37 | 6 | 3 | 31.5 | 10.5 | 2.2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Broyles Westbrook |
30 | 5 | 3 | 70.5 | 23.5 | 12.7 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ryan Burton |
42 | 5 | 4 | 42.5 | 10.6 | 4.1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Juicy Johnny |
28 | 4 | 2 | 32.5 | 16.3 | 5.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
24 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 13.5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jim Assballs |
27 | 3 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mister Fantastic |
32 | 3 | 2 | 31 | 15.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miles Strausser |
40 | 2 | 1 | 17.5 | 17.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay Strausser |
60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Big Blind |
29 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 1.8 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Buck Ortega |
39 | 7 | 3 | 21.5 | 7.2 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Soul "Legend" Eatah |
17 | 7 | 3 | 45.5 | 15.2 | 0.3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Apocalypse 0 |
36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Run Far |
15 | 2 | 1 | 45 | 45 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Zit Face Killa |
35 | 2 | 1 | 20.5 | 20.5 | 0.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB The Italian Stallion |
24 | 2 | 2 | -1 | -0.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chadwick Lancaster |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Harry Porterhouse |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB I.B. Sexy |
21 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kraig Rueth |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Cobden | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Sir McShanks |
4 | 4 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 716 | 71.6 |
| Zambezi | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Butt Head |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 212 | 70.7 |
| Punting |
| Cobden | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy |
3 | 140 | 46.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Zambezi | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ballie Humper II |
10 | 573 | 57.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Cobden | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Forrest Gump |
1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 0 | 10 | 221 | 22.1 | 0 |
| Zambezi | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Rotten Apple |
10 | 204.5 | 20.5 | 0 | 1 | 13.5 | 13.5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Cobden | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Chris Faulk ~ |
58 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Mrs, Butterworth |
63 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Johnny Cage |
61 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Jay Strausser |
60 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Isaac Strausser II |
45 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Andre Strausser |
62 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Kendall Suad |
62 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT John Curtin |
42 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Jim "Hall of Fame" Otto |
61 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus |
52 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| G Bizarro BloodE |
59 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Jeremiah's Johnson |
47 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Max "Legend" Findlay |
46 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| C The Dutch Oven |
47 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| G Zane Beadlles |
33 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Philly CheezSteak |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Offensive Dominator |
31 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Keith VanHorne |
44 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| G Jimmy Wynn |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Wookiee Tackle 1 |
26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G J. Clack |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Cobden | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Long Range Bomber |
38 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mike Strausser |
24 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Ernest T Bass Jr |
28 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nero ~ |
55 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr |
38 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Butt Hammerer |
20 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Wing Saber |
38 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Empire Builder |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Larry Longarm |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE D Day |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB D Flection |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT John Curtin |
42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sunset Limited |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB N Terception |
24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Scott Bart |
48 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Joey Welch |
39 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Star scream |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Forrest Gump |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Miroslav Klose |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Southwest Chief |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chris Strausser |
43 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| FS Wolf Swartzgraf |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Evil English Teacher |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jethro Bodine Jr |
28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Blotto Otto |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Andrew Ender |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB American Maid |
62 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Safe As Houses |
44 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Muffin Topp |
45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB OVER 9000! |
31 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gridiron ! |
40 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Baldwin of Boulogne |
40 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Super Grover |
83 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Strong Saftey U |
47 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Bill Gates II |
46 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Docken Deathsauce |
50 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Waldo Geraldo Faldo |
42 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jon Ronnette |
27 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Shutdown Slapdown |
33 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Daffy Boner II |
61 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Super Nerd |
40 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Earl MeatCurtain |
45 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE TAZ ACEMAN |
45 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| LB Unknown Findlay |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Reunite Gondwanaland! |
40 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT TUBBY MACFARLANDER |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Coyote Ugly. |
55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Apocalypse 0 |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Boris Glider |
41 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Let me help you up |
50 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 |
| DE Defensive End U |
48 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Fat Danny II |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Rotten Apple |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fat Man Running 0 |
46 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| DT Dug 0 |
45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Cobden | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Ernest T Bass Jr |
28 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE D Day |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Scott Bart |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr |
1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zambezi | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Jon Ronnette |
13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Safe As Houses |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Waldo Geraldo Faldo |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Super Grover |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutdown Slapdown |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE TAZ ACEMAN |
16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |