Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 72 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Dan Heatley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean screen pass to Big Blind, hurried by Empire Builder, to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Butt Hammerer (Spin)] (1 yd loss) [tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 22 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah over the middle [deflected by D Flection] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 13:34 | ||||
| 13:34 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 62 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Shutdown Slapdown] | Replay |
| 13:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Muffin Topp] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 30.5 | Moore Pheus rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: TAZ ACEMAN] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 27.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Jim Assballs up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Muffin Topp] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Moore Pheus pass to Broyles Westbrook up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Earl MeatCurtain] | Replay |
| 11:09 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 44 | Oct. O.'s Arm pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Docken Deathsauce] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 42 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Super Grover (Spin)] (41 yd gain) [diving tackle: OVER 9000!] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Speed McQuick up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 17 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy[Monster Hit forced fumble: American Maid], fumbled , recovered by Docken Deathsauce (0 yd return) [diving tackle: John Curtin] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | The Italian Stallion rush [missed diving tackle: Butt Hammerer (Spin)] to the right (no gain) [tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Larry Longarm] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 4th & 2 | OWN 26 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 49 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (10 yd return) [tackle: Safe As Houses] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Docken Deathsauce] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 32.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Mister Fantastic over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: OVER 9000!] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 41 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 6:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Moore Pheus pass to Ryan Burton up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Super Nerd] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 44.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: Fat Man Running . (Power Through)] to the right (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bill Gates II] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Moore Pheus bad screen pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 30 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Bill Gates II] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Moore Pheus sacked by Let me help you up (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 28 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo (Spin)] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 22.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Fat Man Running . (Spin)] (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Boris Glider] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Earl MeatCurtain (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:44 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 2:44 | ||||
| 2:44 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 71 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Scott Bart] | Replay | ||
| 2:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean bad pass to Big Blind, hurried by Empire Builder, up the left side [deflected by Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Dispicable Me rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 23.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah over the middle [deflected by D Flection] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 1:56 | ||||
| 1:56 | 4th & 9 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 61 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Shutdown Slapdown (Spin)] (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Safe As Houses] | Replay |
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Super Nerd] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 33 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Coyote Ugly.] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Mister Fantastic up the left side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Nerd] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Broyles Westbrook up the right side [deflected by Shutdown Slapdown] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Mister Fantastic over the middle [deflected by Docken Deathsauce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:14 | 3rd & G | OPP 7.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Jim Assballs over the middle [deflected by Shutdown Slapdown] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:10 | 4th & G | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 14:06 | ||||
| 14:06 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 78 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (24 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Quiet Drunk rush [missed tackle: Joey Welch (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 18.5 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 18.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega, hurried by Chris Strausser, over the middle, caught [deflected by Larry Longarm] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Dan Heatley rush [missed tackle: Chris Strausser (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sunset Limited] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 28 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean screen pass to The Italian Stallion to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 35 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Apocalypse . over the middle [deflected by Joey Welch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:36 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 35 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Run Far, hurried by Chris Strausser, over the middle, caught (45 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Zit Face Killa up the right side, caught [TD] (20.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:40 | Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 9:40 | ||||
| 9:40 | Kickoff by Butt Head, 62 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (25.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay | ||
| 9:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Gridiron !] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 38.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Fat Man Running . (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Shutdown Slapdown] to the right (17 yd gain) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Fat Man Running .] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Gridiron !] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Docken Deathsauce] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 29 | Oct. O.'s Arm pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Reunite Gondwanaland!] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 28.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Muffin Topp [deflected by Muffin Topp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:02 | 4th & 6 | OPP 28.5 | 45.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 6:58 | ||||
| 6:58 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 77 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (20 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] | Replay | ||
| 6:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Quiet Drunk rush to the right (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean bad screen pass to The Italian Stallion to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 35 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega, hurried by Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr, up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 4:34 | ||||
| 4:34 | 4th & 3 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 51 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up] (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: TAZ ACEMAN] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Unknown Findlay] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 42 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo (Power Through)] [missed tackle: OVER 9000! (Power Through)] to the right (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Docken Deathsauce] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 27.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Broyles Westbrook up the left side, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shutdown Slapdown] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the left (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: TUBBY MACFARLANDER] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Daffy Boner II (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & G | OPP 13 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 4th & G | OPP 3 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 0:08 | 4th & G | OPP 3 | 20 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 0:04 | ||||
| 0:04 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 63 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (15 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean screen pass to Big Blind to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed tackle: Long Range Bomber (Spin)] (no gain) [tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Cobden Muskrats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Butt Head, 76 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump , 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Moore Pheus pass to Speed McQuick up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Baldwin of Boulogne [deflected by Baldwin of Boulogne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Muffin Topp] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Moore Pheus pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the left side [deflected by Super Grover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 46 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (fair catch) | Replay |
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind, hurried by Chris Strausser, up the left side [deflected by Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Kraig Rueth, hurried by Evil English Teacher, over the middle [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega up the left side [deflected by Larry Longarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 13:57 | ||||
| 13:57 | 4th & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 53 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (21 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Moore Pheus pass to Speed McQuick up the right side [deflected by Baldwin of Boulogne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by Let me help you up, up the right side [deflected by Strong Saftey U] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Moore Pheus pass to Jim Assballs up the right side, caught, knocked loose by American Maid [deflected by American Maid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 13:33 | ||||
| 13:33 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 64 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 13:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quiet Drunk rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Run Far rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Larry Longarm] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 4th & 1 | OWN 29 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 55 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Conan Belisarius over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 3rd & inches | OWN 41 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Gridiron ! [deflected by Gridiron !] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Moore Pheus pass to Broyles Westbrook up the right side, caught (48 yd gain) [diving tackle: Earl MeatCurtain] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton up the right side, caught [TD] (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:13 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 9:13 | ||||
| 9:13 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 73 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (19 yd return) [tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 14 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind up the left side [deflected by Scott Bart] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 14 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Chadwick Lancaster up the left side [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 4th & 12 | OWN 14 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 73 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up] (35 yd return) [tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser up the left side [deflected by Super Nerd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Oct. O.'s Arm pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy [missed tackle: Earl MeatCurtain (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Safe As Houses (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Fat Man Running . (Spin)] to the left (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shutdown Slapdown] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 12 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Defensive End U] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Rusty Nail rush [TD] to the left (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:01 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 77 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (24 yd return) [tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 5:27 | ||||
| 5:27 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Apocalypse . up the right side intercepted by Butt Hammerer (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Apocalypse .] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Broyles Westbrook up the left side, caught, knocked loose by OVER 9000! [deflected by OVER 9000!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side [deflected by Bill Gates II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Conan Belisarius over the middle [deflected by Super Grover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:09 | 4th & 10 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 73 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Quiet Drunk rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: N Terception] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Harry Porterhouse up the right side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 3:44 | ||||
| 3:44 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 60 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (21 yd return) [tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bill Gates II] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Ryan Burton, hurried by Daffy Boner II, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 38.5 | Moore Pheus sacked by Daffy Boner II (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 2:11 | ||||
| 2:11 | 4th & 17 | OWN 34 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 50 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple [missed diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] [missed tackle: Jethro Bodine Jr] (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Italian Stallion rush [missed diving tackle: Wing Saber (Spin)] to the right (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah, hurried by YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS, up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 24.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Zit Face Killa, hurried by Joey Welch, up the right side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 24.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 4th & 1 | OPP 17.5 | Dan Heatley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Dan Heatley rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 12.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega up the right side [deflected by Long Range Bomber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:03 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 12.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:59 | Extra point attempted by Butt Head, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 12:59 | ||||
| 12:59 | Kickoff by Butt Head, 74 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump , 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Super Grover] to the right (24.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Safe As Houses] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush [missed tackle: Super Grover (Spin)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 41.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton up the right side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gridiron !] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius, hurried by TAZ ACEMAN, up the right side [deflected by Muffin Topp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Defensive End U (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Rusty Nail rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 9:06 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 63 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (15 yd return) [diving tackle: Otis Campbell Jr] | Replay | ||
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega up the right side [deflected by Joey Welch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (11 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Scott Bart (Spin)] (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 35.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean screen pass to Big Blind, hurried by Miroslav Klose, to the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed diving tackle: Joey Welch (Spin)] (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Butt Hammerer] | Replay |
| 7:27 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Run Far over the middle [deflected by Nero ~] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 7:21 | ||||
| 7:21 | 4th & 10 | OWN 33 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 58 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed diving tackle: Boris Glider] (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo] | Replay |
| 7:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Moore Pheus pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Safe As Houses [deflected by Safe As Houses] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Baldwin of Boulogne (Spin)] (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Gridiron !] (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Safe As Houses] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Daffy Boner II] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 27 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 24.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by TUBBY MACFARLANDER, over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Safe As Houses] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: Super Nerd] up the middle (11 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:33 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 3:33 | ||||
| 3:33 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 69 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (19 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 3:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to I.B. Sexy, hurried by Sunset Limited, over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Joey Welch] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah up the left side [deflected by D Flection] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Apocalypse . up the right side [deflected by Joey Welch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean bad pass to Buck Ortega, hurried by Empire Builder, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 2:56 | ||||
| 2:56 | 4th & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 51 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: TAZ ACEMAN (Spin)] (30.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Reunite Gondwanaland!] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed diving tackle: Reunite Gondwanaland!] [missed tackle: Super Nerd (Power Through)] up the middle (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: Zambezi Silverbacks | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 38 | Defensive Timeout Called: Zambezi Silverbacks | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 38 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bill Gates II] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 33.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Zambezi Silverbacks | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 33.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: OVER 9000!] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 22.5 | Moore Pheus rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |