Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Cobden Muskrats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Butt Head, 76 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump , 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Moore Pheus pass to Speed McQuick up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Baldwin of Boulogne [deflected by Baldwin of Boulogne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Muffin Topp] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Moore Pheus pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the left side [deflected by Super Grover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 5 | OWN 25 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 46 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (fair catch) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 14:14 | ||||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind, hurried by Chris Strausser, up the left side [deflected by Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Kraig Rueth, hurried by Evil English Teacher, over the middle [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Buck Ortega up the left side [deflected by Larry Longarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:57 | 4th & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 53 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (21 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 13:49 | ||||
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Moore Pheus pass to Speed McQuick up the right side [deflected by Baldwin of Boulogne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by Let me help you up, up the right side [deflected by Strong Saftey U] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Moore Pheus pass to Jim Assballs up the right side, caught, knocked loose by American Maid [deflected by American Maid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 64 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 13:27 | ||||
| 13:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quiet Drunk rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Run Far rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Larry Longarm] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 4th & 1 | OWN 29 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 55 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Waldo Geraldo Faldo] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 11:21 | ||||
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Conan Belisarius over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 3rd & inches | OWN 41 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Super Grover] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Gridiron ! [deflected by Gridiron !] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Moore Pheus pass to Broyles Westbrook up the right side, caught (48 yd gain) [diving tackle: Earl MeatCurtain] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Ryan Burton up the right side, caught [TD] (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:13 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 9:13 | ||||
| 9:13 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 73 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (19 yd return) [tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 14 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Big Blind up the left side [deflected by Scott Bart] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 14 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Chadwick Lancaster up the left side [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 12 | OWN 14 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 73 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up] (35 yd return) [tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 8:12 | ||||
| 8:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser up the left side [deflected by Super Nerd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Oct. O.'s Arm pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy [missed tackle: Earl MeatCurtain (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Safe As Houses (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Fat Man Running . (Spin)] to the left (34.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shutdown Slapdown] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: American Maid] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 12 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Strong Saftey U] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Timmy DaDaDaDa rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Defensive End U] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Rusty Nail rush [TD] to the left (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:01 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Zambezi Silverbacks 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 77 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (24 yd return) [tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Empire Builder] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 16.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Apocalypse . up the right side intercepted by Butt Hammerer (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Apocalypse .] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 5:22 | ||||
| 5:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Broyles Westbrook up the left side, caught, knocked loose by OVER 9000! [deflected by OVER 9000!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side [deflected by Bill Gates II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Conan Belisarius over the middle [deflected by Super Grover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:09 | 4th & 10 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 73 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Quiet Drunk rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19.5 | The Italian Stallion rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: N Terception] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 20 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Harry Porterhouse up the right side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:44 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by Ballie Humper II, 60 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed tackle: Let me help you up (Spin)] (21 yd return) [tackle: Jon Ronnette] | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 3:36 | ||||
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bill Gates II] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm bad pass to Ryan Burton, hurried by Daffy Boner II, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 38.5 | Moore Pheus sacked by Daffy Boner II (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:11 | 4th & 17 | OWN 34 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 50 yd, fielded by Rotten Apple [missed diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] [missed tackle: Jethro Bodine Jr] (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| Zambezi Silverbacks 2:03 | ||||
| 2:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Italian Stallion rush [missed diving tackle: Wing Saber (Spin)] to the right (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Soul "Legend" Eatah, hurried by YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS, up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Quiet Drunk pitch to The Italian Stallion to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 24.5 | Veda "Cool Beans" Jean pass to Zit Face Killa, hurried by Joey Welch, up the right side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |