Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 71 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (24 yd return) [tackle: Brian Weinberg] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed tackle: Rex Revcaxter] [missed tackle: Pat The Bat (Spin)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 27.5 | I am Poseidon screen pass to Screaming Orgasm to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child] (34 yd gain) [diving tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | I am Poseidon bad pass to Alpha Wolf up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught [missed diving tackle: sweet SS] [missed diving tackle: Ron Island (Spin)] (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (4 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dale Carter] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 15.5 | I am Poseidon screen pass to Screaming Orgasm to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: something invisible] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 12 | Rick Blaine III pass to an alien life form up the left side [deflected by Ron Island] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:10 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 12 | 29 yd field goal attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [FG] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 57 yd, fielded by E$pensive Returner (17.5 yd return) [tackle: I am Hades] | Replay | ||
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Sanderson!] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Derek McConnelI pass to Cossio Clone up the left side [deflected by PauIie GuaItieri] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42 | Derek McConnelI pass to Flex Vortex, hurried by Bluto Blutarsky!, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Hera] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 48.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear, hurried by Hugh Jadump III, up the left side [deflected by The Dude !] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:43 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 44 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Winston Peeler] | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 10:37 | ||||
| 10:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | I am Poseidon pass to Slicker than .... up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: something invisible] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 20 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed diving tackle: combo DE (Spin)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 3rd & inches | OWN 22.5 | Alpha Wolf rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to I C U L8R to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Robert Geller] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 25.5 | I am Poseidon screen pass to I C U L8R to the right side, caught, knocked loose by something invisible [deflected by something invisible] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:32 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 25.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Dyrell Roberts up the left side intercepted by Erick Arc Elliot (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Dyrell Roberts] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 8:28 | ||||
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Derek McConnelI pass to No. 3 up the left side [deflected by Jack Goffe III] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36 | Derek McConnelI screen pass to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Athena] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 30 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the left side [deflected by Jack Goffe III] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [FG] | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 7:35 | ||||
| 7:35 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 72 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Luke Peugeot] | Replay | ||
| 7:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to I C U L8R to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21 | I am Poseidon pass to Alpha Wolf up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: RB Muerte (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Ron Island (Power Through)] (18.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed tackle: Rickey Jakson (Spin)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 46 | I am Poseidon pass to Alpha Wolf up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | I am Poseidon pass to I C U L8R, hurried by RDE RDEyo, up the left side [deflected by Dale Carter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45.5 | I am Poseidon pitch to Harry Son to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 46 | Rick Blaine III pass to Screaming Orgasm over the middle intercepted by Erick Arc Elliot (0 yd return) [tackle: Screaming Orgasm] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 4:19 | ||||
| 4:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Derek McConnelI screen pass to D League Hback to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (no gain) [tackle: Ben Sanderson!] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear up the right side [deflected by I am Zeus] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 18 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Jack Goffe III] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:36 | 4th & 10 | OWN 18 | Punt by The Coffin Maker, 47 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (fair catch) | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 3:30 | ||||
| 3:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Harry Son to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 35 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo (Spin)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: combo DE] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 41 | I am Poseidon pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: something invisible] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Alpha Wolf rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: RDE RDEyo] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 43 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Harry Son to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 39.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed diving tackle: RB Muerte (Spin)] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed diving tackle: I was a hole Then I filled it (Spin)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Rickey Jakson] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 29.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo (Spin)][Big Hit forced fumble: Rex Revcaxter], fumbled , recovered by RDE RDEyo (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Coronal Mass Ejection] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 34 | Derek McConnelI pass to No. 3 up the right side [deflected by Land Shark Island] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 34 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Mr Mostly Mittens, over the middle [deflected by I am Athena] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 4th & 2 | OWN 34 | D League Hback rush to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 13:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush to the right (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Land Shark Island] | Replay |
| 13:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 45 | Derek McConnelI pass to Andrew Kaufman up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thievory is a art] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 33.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush to the right (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Apollo] | Replay |
| 11:21 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear, hurried by Buster Highmen III, up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:41 | Extra point attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 10:41 | ||||
| 10:41 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 69 yd, fielded by Bill Loney [missed diving tackle: Jackhammer Jill (Spin)] (23 yd return) [tackle: Luke Peugeot] | Replay | ||
| 10:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Alpha Wolf rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 26 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 25.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Dyrell Roberts up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 8:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by B 52, 62 yd, fielded by E$pensive Returner (17.5 yd return) [tackle: I am Ares] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 8:44 | ||||
| 8:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 25.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface] | Replay |
| 7:44 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 29 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL over the middle, thrown low, caught (31 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super. Man] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear up the right side [deflected by I am Ares] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40 | Derek McConnelI screen pass to D League Hback to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 31 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rahzar @] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Derek McConnelI pass to D League Hback up the right side [deflected by Middle Monkey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 17 | Derek McConnelI pass to Cossio Clone up the right side [deflected by Tokka @] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:58 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 17 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear over the middle [deflected by I am Athena] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:52 | 4th & 10 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [FG] | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 4:48 | ||||
| 4:48 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 76 yd, fielded by Bill Loney, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Harry Son to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Pickin' Passes Like Noses] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 46.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt up the left side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ron Island] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Rick Blaine III pass to Alpha Wolf up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 17.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: NT replacementdude] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 13.5 | Alpha Wolf rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | I am Poseidon sacked by RDE RDEyo (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 16 | Offensive Timeout Called: Madcow sayz eat mor chikin | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 15 | OPP 16 | I am Poseidon pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 11 | Offensive Timeout Called: Madcow sayz eat mor chikin | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 11 | I am Poseidon pass to Dyrell Roberts over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:14 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| KC PLAYMAKERS 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rahzar @] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Yogi Bear, hurried by Mr Mostly Mittens, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Sanderson!] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Offensive Timeout Called: KC PLAYMAKERS | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Zeus] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 62 yd, fielded by E$pensive Returner (20 yd return) [tackle: Frank the Tank!] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: :facepalm: :lol:] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 29.5 | Derek McConnelI rush up the middle (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky!] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 27 | Derek McConnelI pass to Sean Colston over the middle, thrown low intercepted by Thievory is a art (0 yd return) [tackle: Sean Colston] | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 13:35 | ||||
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Harry Son rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 35 | Harry Son rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: RB Muerte] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to I C U L8R to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: sweet SS (Spin)] (55.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Alpha Wolf rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rickey Jakson] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | Rick Blaine III pass to an alien life form up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Pat The Bat [deflected by Pat The Bat] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 3.5 | Alpha Wolf rush [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:08 | Extra point attempted by Aaron Syverson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| KC PLAYMAKERS 11:08 | ||||
| 11:08 | Kickoff by Aaron Syverson, 76 yd, fielded by E$pensive Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Derek McConnelI pass to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Apollo] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: PauIie GuaItieri] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 35.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: I am Apollo] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 37 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: I am Athena] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Derek McConnelI pass to Andrew Kaufman up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Land Shark Island] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48 | Derek McConnelI pass to No. 3 up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Land Shark Island] (9 yd gain) [tackle: I am Ares] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to No. 3 over the middle [deflected by I am Apollo] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Derek McConnelI sacked by Rahzar @ (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 43 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL, hurried by Hugh Jadump III, over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: I am Athena] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: PauIie GuaItieri] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 23.5 | Derek McConnelI pitch to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: I am Ares] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 19.5 | D League Hback rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky up the right side [deflected by I am Ares] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to D League Hback up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ben Sanderson!] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: :facepalm: :lol:] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 4th & G | OPP 1.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Tokka @] | Replay |
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 1:29 | ||||
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0 | Alpha Wolf rush [missed tackle: 0.5 ALGs imo (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 6.5 | Alpha Wolf rush up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Erick Arc Elliot] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Harry Son to the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 25 | Rick Blaine III pass to Slicker than .... up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Robert Geller] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | I am Poseidon pass to I C U L8R, hurried by Brak _, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ron Island] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 40 | Alpha Wolf rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Reward Point Bastard Child] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to I C U L8R to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: something invisible] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 42 | I am Poseidon pass to Zeus's Thunderbolt up the right side [deflected by 0.5 ALGs imo] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:44 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 42 | Rick Blaine III pass to Dyrell Roberts up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 4th & 9 | OWN 46 | Punt by B 52, 45 yd, fielded by E$pensive Returner[forced fumble: Frank the Tank!], fumbled , recovered by Chris Blaine (-0 yd return) [tackle: I am Zeus] | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors, hurried by The Dude !, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 21.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Sean Colston over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: I am Zeus] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Derek McConnelI pass to No. 3 up the left side [deflected by Land Shark Island] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Zeus] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 34.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Lee "Sixmillion" Majors up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Derek McConnelI screen pass to D League Hback to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Time to steal your shine] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 49 | Derek McConnelI screen pass to D League Hback to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Land Shark Island (Spin)] (41 yd gain) [tackle: I am Hera] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Derek McConnelI pass to Playmakers is bad for the NFL up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:38 | Extra point attempted by Peaches Houlihan , made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Madcow sayz eat mor chikin 8:38 | ||||
| 8:38 | Kickoff by Peaches Houlihan , 65 yd, fielded by Bill Loney (21.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jackhammer Jill] | Replay | ||
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | I am Poseidon pass to Wong Fei - Hung! over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: sweet SS] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 34 | Alpha Wolf rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: combo DE] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | I am Poseidon pitch to Harry Son to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: knocked loose by me] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44.5 | Harry Son rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pat The Bat] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Rick Blaine III screen pass to Screaming Orgasm to the right side, caught, knocked loose by Robert Geller [deflected by Robert Geller] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48 | I am Poseidon pass to Dyrell Roberts, hurried by combo DE, over the middle [deflected by zone CB psyche] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48 | Rick Blaine III pass to Dyrell Roberts up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: zone CB psyche] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 4th & 3 | OPP 41 | Punt by B 52, 37 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| KC PLAYMAKERS 5:53 | ||||
| 5:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (12 yd gain) [tackle: I am Ares] | Replay |
| 5:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 18 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: :facepalm: :lol:] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 21 | Derek McConnelI pass to Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Land Shark Island] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 35.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I am Hades] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Madcow sayz eat mor chikin | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rahzar @] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 43.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Madcow sayz eat mor chikin | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 43.5 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Mostly Mittens] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Madcow sayz eat mor chikin | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | D League Hback rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jack Goffe III] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | D League Hback rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: R.I.P. Leroy Selmon :sadface] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 42 | Double Rainbow All The Way Across the Sky rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Thievory is a art] | Replay |