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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 8:08 | Cobden | TD | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:42 | Cobden | TD | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Miles Strausser up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:18 | Cobden | TD | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:16 | Golden Cow | TD | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Star scream] (11.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:41 | Golden Cow | TD | Mega Mind pass to Scatman Crothers over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Nero ~ (Power Through)] [TD] (8.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:25 | Cobden | FG | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 11:46 | Cobden | TD | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 6:41 | Cobden | TD | Moore Pheus pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Golden Cow | TD | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3 up the right side, caught [TD] (14 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay |
| 8:56 | Golden Cow | TD | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2, hurried by Evil English Teacher, over the middle, caught (34 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:34 | Golden Cow | TD | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Golden Cow | FG | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| 13:15 | Cobden | FG | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Golden Cow | Cobden | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 525.5 | 449.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 48 | 81 |
| Rushes | 18 | 46 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.7 | 1.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 477.5 | 368.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 27/40 | 34/42 |
| Yards/Pass | 11.9 | 8.8 |
| Times Sacked | 4 | 7 |
| Times Intercepted | 2 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 4 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 47.8 | 42.5 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 23:13 | 51:47 |
| Passing |
| Golden Cow | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Mega Mind |
54 | 27 | 40 | 477.5 | 67.5 | 11.9 | 9 | 4 | -18.5 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 4 |
| QB R Kelly |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Moore Pheus |
52 | 20 | 25 | 188.5 | 80 | 7.5 | 7 | 1 | -5.5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
37 | 14 | 17 | 180 | 82.4 | 10.6 | 3 | 6 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Rushing |
| Golden Cow | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Omega Wolf |
31 | 6 | 28.5 | 4.8 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB R Kelly |
11 | 5 | 31.5 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Mega Mind |
54 | 4 | -18.5 | -4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Marshall Mathers |
24 | 3 | 6.5 | 2.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Altered Beast |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Scatman Crothers |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Golden Blocker |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Rusty Nail |
32 | 18 | 41.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB LaFawnda McGillicudy |
42 | 15 | 47 | 3.1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Oct. O.'s Arm |
37 | 6 | -27 | -4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Juicy Johnny |
47 | 4 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Moore Pheus |
52 | 2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
25 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Danger Russ |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Golden Cow | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Harry Wallus |
44 | 7 | 5 | 49.5 | 9.9 | 4.7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Cant Catch 2 |
34 | 6 | 4 | 139.5 | 34.9 | 0.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sioux Preme |
48 | 5 | 2 | 13 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Marshall Mathers |
24 | 5 | 4 | 42.5 | 10.6 | 11.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gold WR3 |
16 | 5 | 4 | 75 | 18.8 | 0.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Gold Receiving TE |
21 | 4 | 3 | 97.5 | 32.5 | 8.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Little Grasshopper |
27 | 3 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Scatman Crothers |
13 | 2 | 2 | 46 | 23 | 16.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Omega Wolf |
31 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE El Tigre Chino |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Gold Blocking TE? |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | FB Juicy Johnny |
47 | 10 | 10 | 121.5 | 12.2 | 4.6 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB LaFawnda McGillicudy |
42 | 9 | 5 | 19 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Timmy DaDaDaDa |
25 | 8 | 7 | 74 | 10.6 | 4.7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Conan Belisarius |
45 | 6 | 6 | 41 | 6.8 | 0.5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miles Strausser |
56 | 4 | 3 | 59 | 19.7 | 0.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jim Assballs |
20 | 2 | 2 | 43.5 | 21.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speed McQuick |
50 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Broyles Westbrook |
45 | 1 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay Strausser |
49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mister Fantastic |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ryan Burton |
55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Golden Cow | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Chris Plavcan |
1 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 439 | 73.2 |
| Cobden | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Sir McShanks |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 558 | 69.8 |
| Punting |
| Golden Cow | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P I'm not Needed FML |
4 | 191 | 47.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy |
4 | 170 | 42.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Golden Cow | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Altered Beast |
8 | 137.5 | 17.2 | 0 | 2 | 36.5 | 18.3 | 0 |
| Cobden | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Forrest Gump |
6 | 127 | 21.2 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 9.3 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Golden Cow | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Pass RT2 |
42 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| TE Gold Blocking TE? |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Pass Center |
49 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Monkee Law |
42 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| OT Pass LT2 |
24 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| OT Rollie Flats |
31 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| C Terry. Gilliam |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Pass Center2 |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Eric. Idle |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Michael. Palin |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Terry. Jones |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass LOG |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass LOG2 |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass ROG |
42 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C John. Cleese |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pass ROG2 |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus |
60 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| G Kendall Suad |
58 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jay Strausser |
49 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Bizarro BloodE |
55 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Chris Faulk ~ |
49 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Conan Belisarius |
45 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| OT John Curtin |
36 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| C Andre Strausser |
63 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Johnny Cage |
58 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Mrs, Butterworth |
59 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Jim "Hall of Fame" Otto |
54 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| G Isaac Strausser II |
45 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Golden Cow | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Gold Pass Defense LB 2 |
35 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS SS Dos |
41 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Gold Pass Defense CB 1 |
33 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gold Pass Defense LB 1 |
34 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Gold Pass Defense CB 2 |
38 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Lite Ning Bug |
40 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Horses Make Good Glue |
60 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Dan the Dominator |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Monkee Thief |
61 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C John. Cleese |
36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DE Uno |
74 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Crazy Monkee |
45 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| CB Gold Pass Defense CB 3 |
33 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Gold Pass Rush DT 1 |
58 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Golden Glover |
52 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT The Immoveable Object |
51 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Terry. Jones |
36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gorilla Monkee |
61 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| WR Harry Wallus |
44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS SS Uno |
48 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Krang @ |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Leonardo @ |
58 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS FS Uno |
47 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Donatello @ |
52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gold Rush Defense 1 |
41 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Terry. Gilliam |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Deadliest Sting |
53 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Joey Welch |
35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Star scream |
40 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Long Range Bomber |
40 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Mike Strausser |
31 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Wolf Swartzgraf |
31 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB D Flection |
30 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chris Strausser |
39 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Wing Saber |
39 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Scott Bart |
34 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Blotto Otto |
28 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ernest T Bass Jr |
29 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jethro Bodine Jr |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr |
26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Miroslav Klose |
47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Larry Longarm |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS |
36 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE D Day |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speed McQuick |
50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miles Strausser |
56 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nero ~ |
34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Empire Builder |
39 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| CB Forrest Gump |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Butt Hammerer |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Southwest Chief |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sunset Limited |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Evil English Teacher |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB N Terception |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Golden Cow | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C John. Cleese |
36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Terry. Jones |
36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gold Pass Defense LB 2 |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Terry. Gilliam |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lite Ning Bug |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cobden | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Ernest T Bass Jr |
29 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Scott Bart |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jethro Bodine Jr |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bluto Blutarsky Jr |
29 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Otis Campbell Jr |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE D Day |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |