Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Cobden Muskrats 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 72 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (16 yd return) [tackle: John. Cleese] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13.5 | False start penalty committed by Johnny Cage | Replay |
| 14:58 | 1st & 15 | OWN 8.5 | Moore Pheus screen pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 8.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 19 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by Gold Pass Defense LB 1, up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Monkee Thief] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush [missed tackle: Lite Ning Bug (Spin)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Rush Defense 1] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 31.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 36 | Rusty Nail rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Krang @] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Gold Pass Defense LB 2 (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 34.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Broyles Westbrook over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 45 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: DE Uno] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Juicy Johnny, hurried by Gold Pass Rush DT 1, up the left side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Moore Pheus bad pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa, hurried by Gold Pass Rush DT 1, up the right side [deflected by SS Uno] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Gold Pass Rush DT 1] | Replay |
| 9:28 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 18.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius, hurried by Leonardo @, over the middle, caught [deflected by Gold Pass Defense CB 3] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 3] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lite Ning Bug] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:01 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Golden Cow Misfits 8:01 | ||||
| 8:01 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 65 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Scott Bart] | Replay | ||
| 7:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Mega Mind bad screen pass to Harry Wallus to the left side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Star scream] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 16 | Mega Mind bad screen pass to Omega Wolf to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nero ~] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Mega Mind pass to Sioux Preme up the left side [deflected by Wing Saber] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 6:38 | ||||
| 6:38 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 17.5 | Punt by I'm not Needed FML, 54 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (12 yd return) [diving tackle: John. Cleese] | Replay |
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 47 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Monkee Thief] | Replay |
| 4:52 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 38.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush [missed tackle: Deadliest Sting] to the right (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 25.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Miles Strausser up the left side, caught (25.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:34 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Golden Cow Misfits 3:34 | ||||
| 3:34 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 74 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (22.5 yd return) [tackle: D Day ] | Replay | ||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | R Kelly rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3 up the left side [deflected by N Terception] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2, hurried by Empire Builder, up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by N Terception] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20 | Punt by I'm not Needed FML, 47 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (6 yd return) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 2] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 3] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 37.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by SS Uno (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 32.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Miles Strausser over the middle, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 3] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: Gold Rush Defense 1] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Rush DT 1] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 40 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Monkee] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:13 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Golden Cow Misfits 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 66 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (13 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blotto Otto] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Mega Mind sacked by YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 26 | Mega Mind screen pass to Marshall Mathers to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Joey Welch] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Star scream] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Mega Mind pass to Scatman Crothers over the middle, caught (37.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | R Kelly rush to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Bart] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 17.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Star scream] (11.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:11 | Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 12:11 | ||||
| 12:11 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 72 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Terry. Gilliam] | Replay | ||
| 12:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS Uno] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 24.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Gold Pass Defense LB 2 (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:10 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Jim Assballs up the right side, caught (35 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: The Immoveable Object] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 44 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1 (Spin)] (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lite Ning Bug] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 32 | Moore Pheus screen pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy, hurried by Gold Pass Defense LB 2, to the left side, caught (6 yd loss) [tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 3rd & 19.5 | OPP 38 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by DE Uno (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 7:55 | ||||
| 7:55 | 4th & 23.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Omega Wolf rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Mega Mind pass to Little Grasshopper up the right side, caught [missed tackle: D Flection] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Mega Mind screen pass to Sioux Preme to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 40 | Mega Mind screen pass to Marshall Mathers to the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Mega Mind pass to Marshall Mathers over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wolf Swartzgraf] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 40 | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Marshall Mathers rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Star scream] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 25.5 | Mega Mind screen pass to Harry Wallus to the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 2:41 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Mega Mind pass to Scatman Crothers over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Nero ~ (Power Through)] [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:37 | Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 2:37 | ||||
| 2:37 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 72 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Lite Ning Bug] | Replay | ||
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy [missed tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1 (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy [missed diving tackle: Lite Ning Bug] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 2] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side, caught [missed tackle: SS Uno (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 2] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Moore Pheus pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy, hurried by Gorilla Monkee, up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 1:22 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 43 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 2] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: Cobden Muskrats | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa, hurried by Lite Ning Bug, to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Golden Glover] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 26.5 | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 76 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (21 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] | Replay | ||
| 0:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2 up the left side, caught (30.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Wolf Swartzgraf] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Golden Cow Misfits | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2, hurried by Chris Strausser, up the right side [deflected by Butt Hammerer] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Mega Mind pass to Gold Receiving TE over the middle, caught (46 yd gain) [diving tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 66 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Ernest T Bass Jr] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 14:58 | ||||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus, hurried by Chris Strausser, up the left side intercepted by Blotto Otto (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Harry Wallus] | Replay |
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the left side [deflected by Gold Pass Defense LB 2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 29.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Monkee Thief] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leonardo @] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 14.5 | Moore Pheus screen pass to Juicy Johnny to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: SS Uno (Spin)] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Golden Glover] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gorilla Monkee] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | Moore Pheus bad pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy, hurried by DE Uno, up the left side [deflected by Gold Pass Defense LB 2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 11:41 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Golden Cow Misfits 11:41 | ||||
| 11:41 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 78 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jethro Bodine Jr] | Replay | ||
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | Mega Mind sacked by Chris Strausser (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:15 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 4.5 | Marshall Mathers rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Miroslav Klose] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 7 | Mega Mind pass to Gold Receiving TE over the middle [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 4th & 14 | OWN 7 | Punt by I'm not Needed FML, 46 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: John. Cleese] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Moore Pheus pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Jim Assballs up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 15.5 | Moore Pheus pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy up the left side [deflected by FS Uno] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 15.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Donatello @] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 15.5 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Leonardo @] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 13.5 | Moore Pheus rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 10 | Moore Pheus pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:36 | Extra point attempted by Sir McShanks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Golden Cow Misfits 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 67 yd, fielded by Altered Beast [missed tackle: Jethro Bodine Jr] (21 yd return) [tackle: Scott Bart] | Replay | ||
| 6:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | R Kelly rush [missed tackle: Blotto Otto (Spin)] up the middle (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Marshall Mathers rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Chris Strausser] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Mega Mind screen pass to Omega Wolf to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Blotto Otto] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 37.5 | Mega Mind sacked by Chris Strausser (2 yd loss) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 4:13 | ||||
| 4:13 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by I'm not Needed FML, 44 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 2] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Moore Pheus pitch to LaFawnda McGillicudy [missed tackle: Deadliest Sting] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 2] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 32 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Conan Belisarius, hurried by DE Uno, up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: SS Dos (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FS Uno] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Monkee Thief] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Gold Pass Defense LB 2 (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:05 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 38 | Moore Pheus sacked by Gold Pass Defense LB 2 (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 19.5 | OWN 32.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm sacked by Gorilla Monkee (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 1:04 | ||||
| 1:04 | 4th & 24 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 58 yd, fielded by Altered Beast [missed diving tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] [missed tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr (Power Through)] (18 yd return) [tackle: Jethro Bodine Jr] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | R Kelly rush [missed tackle: Mike Strausser (Spin)], out of bounds to the right (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Mega Mind pass to Marshall Mathers up the left side [deflected by Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Mega Mind bad pass to Little Grasshopper up the right side [deflected by Long Range Bomber] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Mega Mind pass to Gold Receiving TE, hurried by Empire Builder, over the middle, caught [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wolf Swartzgraf] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Mega Mind pass to Marshall Mathers up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Blotto Otto] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3 up the right side, caught [TD] (14 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:55 | Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 14:55 | ||||
| 14:55 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 75 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump [missed diving tackle: Terry. Jones (Spin)] (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: John. Cleese] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush [missed tackle: Crazy Monkee (Spin)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 22 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dan the Dominator] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 25 | Moore Pheus pass to Juicy Johnny up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lite Ning Bug] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Juicy Johnny over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Golden Glover (Spin)] (19 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 1] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 2] | Replay |
| 12:19 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: The Immoveable Object] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 45 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lite Ning Bug] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Rusty Nail rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: SS Dos] | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 10:27 | ||||
| 10:27 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 44 | Moore Pheus pass to Miles Strausser, hurried by Gold Pass Defense LB 2, up the left side intercepted by Monkee Thief (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Miles Strausser] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3 up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wing Saber] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Mega Mind pass to Sioux Preme, hurried by Empire Builder, up the left side [deflected by Star scream] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Mega Mind bad pass to Gold Receiving TE over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Larry Longarm] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2, hurried by Evil English Teacher, over the middle, caught (34 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:50 | Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 8:50 | ||||
| 8:50 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 70 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (20.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Terry. Jones] | Replay | ||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Rusty Nail rush [missed tackle: FS Uno] to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Deadliest Sting] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick up the left side [deflected by Crazy Monkee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Crazy Monkee] (no gain) [tackle: SS Uno] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Moore Pheus screen pass to LaFawnda McGillicudy to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Monkee] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 33 | Oct. O.'s Arm screen pass to Timmy DaDaDaDa to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Horses Make Good Glue] | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 5:56 | ||||
| 5:56 | 4th & 8 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 53 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Otis Campbell Jr] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3, hurried by Empire Builder, up the right side, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2, hurried by Empire Builder, up the right side, caught (41.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mike Strausser] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 1st & G | OPP 4 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 4:31 | Extra point attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 4:31 | ||||
| 4:31 | Kickoff by Chris Plavcan, 78 yd, fielded by Forrest Gump (24 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Terry. Jones] | Replay | ||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | LaFawnda McGillicudy rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Krang @] | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 18.5 | Oct. O.'s Arm pass to Speed McQuick up the left side intercepted by Deadliest Sting (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Speed McQuick] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | R Kelly rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Star scream] | Replay |
| 3:04 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 39 | Mega Mind pass to Little Grasshopper up the left side [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 39 | Mega Mind pass to Sioux Preme up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Wing Saber (Spin)], knocked loose by Joey Welch [deflected by Wolf Swartzgraf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Cobden Muskrats 2:51 | ||||
| 2:51 | 4th & 11 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by Chris Plavcan, missed | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Moore Pheus pass to Conan Belisarius up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense CB 2] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 44.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 2] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 47 | Defensive Timeout Called: Golden Cow Misfits | Replay |
| 1:57 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 47 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Gold Pass Defense LB 1] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 4th & 4 | OWN 45 | Defensive Timeout Called: Golden Cow Misfits | Replay |
| Golden Cow Misfits 1:54 | ||||
| 1:54 | 4th & 4 | OWN 45 | Punt by Ray "Hall of Fame" Guy, 57 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mega Mind pass to Gold WR3 up the right side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: D Flection] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Mega Mind sacked by Empire Builder (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 29.5 | Mega Mind pass to El Tigre Chino up the right side [deflected by Larry Longarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 29.5 | Mega Mind pass to Cant Catch 2 up the left side, caught (33.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wolf Swartzgraf] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Mega Mind pass to Sioux Preme, hurried by Evil English Teacher, up the right side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Star scream] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Golden Cow Misfits | Replay |
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Long Range Bomber] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 18 | Omega Wolf rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick "DT" Thomas Jr] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 13.5 | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Chris Plavcan, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sir McShanks, 66 yd, fielded by Altered Beast (12.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bluto Blutarsky Jr] | Replay | ||
| Cobden Muskrats 14:59 | ||||
| 14:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Mega Mind pass to Harry Wallus over the middle intercepted by Blotto Otto (0 yd return) [tackle: Harry Wallus] | Replay |
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DE Uno] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 26.5 | Rusty Nail rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gold Pass Rush DT 1] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 25.5 | Juicy Johnny rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Monkee] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 4th & 1 | OPP 21.5 | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir McShanks, made [FG] | Replay |