| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated | 0 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 0 | 20 | Final |
| Newport Newz Pitbullz | 3 | 16 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 |
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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 5:28 | Newport Newz | FG | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 13:42 | Newport Newz | TD | Throw the Headbutt rush [TD] up the middle (no gain); Extra point attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:50 | Newport Newz | FG | 27 yd field goal attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:54 | Newport Newz | FG | 19.5 yd field goal attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Newport Newz | FG | 33.5 yd field goal attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 13:16 | Doofenshmirtz | TD | Bob Zuppke pass to Charlie Berry up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:33 | Newport Newz | FG | 33 yd field goal attempted by Nitro Cellulose, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 13:05 | Doofenshmirtz | TD | Scatman Jones rush [missed tackle: Respect Me] [missed diving tackle: Mr Potato Head (Spin)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Peter the Panda, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:01 | Doofenshmirtz | TD | Cecil Collins rush [missed diving tackle: Dan Duger V3] to the right (10 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Peter the Panda, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Doofenshmirtz | Newport Newz | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 332 | 474.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 57.5 | 30 |
| Rushes | 37 | 19 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.6 | 1.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 274.5 | 444.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 22/40 | 35/65 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.9 | 6.8 |
| Times Sacked | 7 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 9 | 5 |
| Yards per Punt | 50.1 | 49.4 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 2 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 2 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 29:18 | 30:42 |
| Passing |
| Doofenshmirtz | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Bob Zuppke |
78 | 22 | 40 | 274.5 | 55 | 6.9 | 3 | 7 | -33.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Newport Newz | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Roscoe P Coltrain |
80 | 35 | 65 | 444.5 | 53.8 | 6.8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Throw the Headbutt |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Doofenshmirtz | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Carlos Snow |
15 | 15 | 44 | 2.9 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cecil Collins |
16 | 14 | 48 | 3.4 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Bob Zuppke |
78 | 7 | -36.5 | -5.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Scatman Jones |
25 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mike Marrow © |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Justice Hayes |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dublin Destroyer |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Iscored Umad? |
36 | 7 | 14.5 | 2.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| HB SG Gibson |
41 | 6 | 8 | 1.3 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Throw the Headbutt |
20 | 4 | 9 | 2.3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Da Most Interesting Man in the World |
35 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Murda Mike |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB That'll Be The Phone Reg |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Doofenshmirtz | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Justice Hayes |
43 | 10 | 5 | 51.5 | 10.3 | 6.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Charlie Berry |
51 | 9 | 3 | 28.5 | 9.5 | 0.3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Scatman Jones |
25 | 6 | 5 | 90 | 18 | 8.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Battle Axe |
43 | 4 | 2 | 30.5 | 15.3 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR James Jones! |
51 | 4 | 3 | 27 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Stork Miller |
18 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 14.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wind Mill |
31 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Michael Williams © |
50 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Perry "Agent P" the Platypus |
28 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Buford Sherwood |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE Jackrabbit Finley |
56 | 20 | 10 | 118 | 11.8 | 0.6 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Murda Mike |
14 | 8 | 7 | 103 | 14.7 | 11.4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gilbert Prothro |
40 | 8 | 3 | 67 | 22.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE T.E. Twinkletoes |
62 | 8 | 6 | 73 | 12.2 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Cant Catchy O'Coldy |
36 | 5 | 2 | 12.5 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Da Most Interesting Man in the World |
35 | 4 | 2 | 20.5 | 10.3 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speed Smith |
39 | 4 | 2 | 21.5 | 10.8 | 4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Devastatin Dave the Turntable Slave |
35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica |
39 | 3 | 3 | 29 | 9.7 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Iscored Umad? |
36 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| TE Johnny The Wad |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Godfrey O'Hammerhand |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Doofenshmirtz | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Peter the Panda |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 262 | 65.5 |
| Newport Newz | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Nitro Cellulose |
5 | 5 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 2/2 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 441 | 73.5 |
| Punting |
| Doofenshmirtz | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Ben Turk |
9 | 451 | 50.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 |
| Newport Newz | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Pearly Gates Humbucker |
5 | 247 | 49.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Doofenshmirtz | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Dublin Destroyer |
4 | 91.5 | 22.9 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Spaghetti Legs McTaggart |
3 | 62 | 20.7 | 0 | 8 | 113.5 | 14.2 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Doofenshmirtz | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Dan Fortmann |
51 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Nicolas Malebranche |
47 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Mick O'Hara |
55 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Barrett Jones © |
40 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Chance Warmack © |
42 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C William Vlachos |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Battle Axe |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| OT D.J. Fluker © |
55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Arthur Schopenhauer |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT James Carpenter © |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Express Trane |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Russ Stein |
49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Al Day |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Steamy McSteamroller |
53 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Block Block Block Four! |
52 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Illegal Block In The Back |
51 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Grady McRoadgrader |
49 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Blocky O'Cakes |
37 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| G Pancakes McPancakey |
46 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| G Guardy McGuardy |
42 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Blocky McBlockerton |
34 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cakes O'Blockerton |
54 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB That'll Be The Phone Reg |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ken Block |
51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Doofenshmirtz | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Hawk Peterson |
49 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Alonzo Stagg |
53 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Gabriel's Wings |
63 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Eric Berry14 |
51 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Keagan Cooper |
53 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Vulcan Nomad |
48 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Hail The Villain |
34 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Ho Ha Dodge Thrust Parry SPIN |
24 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Vernon Gholston OSU |
18 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Leo Connor |
48 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Dash Tanner |
62 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Great Scot |
47 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| SS Ferb Flynn-Fletcher |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Link Lyman |
46 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Beau Betts |
65 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 |
| LB Derrick Vincent "D.T." Thomas |
26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| SS Knud Danielsen |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Isis God of Magic II |
54 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kenny Wilkins |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB _Jack Lambert_ |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Express Trane |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Russ Hathaway |
39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Dreadlocks Of Doom |
47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Octavius McCrae |
26 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ed Healey |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Sierra Kusterbeck |
52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 |
| DT Brute Campbell |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Michael Hussey |
43 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Derrick Demon |
54 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| LB Jason Demon |
47 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| FS Isaiah "Old Spice" Mustafa |
48 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Immaculate Interception |
50 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Soul Crusher |
18 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Smoke Reed |
41 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dan Duger V3 |
59 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Pillow Talk |
38 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| LB Respect Me |
30 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB esooL dekconK |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Bean Sack |
48 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mr Potato Head |
21 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Apple' Juice |
28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Spuds McDougal |
51 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Sandman Samuels |
50 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Grape' Juice |
37 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Perfect Human Specimen |
45 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Orange' Juice |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Siamese Dream |
34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Toenails McGee |
35 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| OT Cakes O'Blockerton |
54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Brinks Barber |
53 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gilbert Prothro |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Ken Block |
51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sackville Terrace |
52 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sugar Sack |
51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spaghetti Legs McTaggart |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Micars Abitrusty |
49 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Doofenshmirtz | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Vernon Gholston OSU |
13 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ferb Flynn-Fletcher |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Knud Danielsen |
28 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB _Jack Lambert_ |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Leo Connor |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Express Trane |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Newport Newz | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB esooL dekconK |
20 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Mr Potato Head |
20 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Cakes O'Blockerton |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Spuds McDougal |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Isaiah "Old Spice" Mustafa |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jason Demon |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spaghetti Legs McTaggart |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |