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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 8:20 | Kraków | TD | Stretch Armstrong pass to Catchin First Downs over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:46 | SWAT City | TD | Awesome Again pass to Hans Geiger up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Down What is shutting you] [TD] (6 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Jay Reatard, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 9:54 | Kraków | TD | Stretch Armstrong pass to Can't Teach Speed, hurried by Robert Millikan, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Flippin Foot, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | SWAT City | FG | 31.5 yd field goal attempted by Jay Reatard, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 10:18 | SWAT City | FG | 29 yd field goal attempted by Jay Reatard, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3:36 | SWAT City | TD | Naoikeib Raika rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:55 | SWAT City | FG | 47 yd field goal attempted by Jay Reatard, made [FG] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| SWAT City | Kraków | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 348 | 248 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 25.5 | 42.5 |
| Rushes | 35 | 25 |
| Yards/Rush | 0.7 | 1.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 322.5 | 205.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 26/40 | 27/40 |
| Yards/Pass | 8.1 | 5.1 |
| Times Sacked | 8 | 5 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 3 |
| PUNTS | 5 | 5 |
| Yards per Punt | 53 | 45.2 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 1 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 31:29 | 28:31 |
| Passing |
| SWAT City | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Awesome Again |
75 | 26 | 40 | 322.5 | 65 | 8.1 | 20 | 8 | -27.5 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kraków | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Stretch Armstrong |
65 | 27 | 40 | 205.5 | 67.5 | 5.1 | 12 | 5 | -26.5 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Rushing |
| SWAT City | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Mike Dyer |
29 | 13 | 28.5 | 2.2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Awesome Again |
75 | 9 | -28.5 | -3.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Jahvid Best |
28 | 6 | 18 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Naoikeib Raika |
32 | 4 | 12.5 | 3.1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bored Andbored |
12 | 3 | -5 | -1.7 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Big Lead Dog Jr. |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Catchrun McBlockerson |
10 | 7 | 29 | 4.1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Stevie Wonder |
18 | 7 | 21.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bill Cosby |
17 | 6 | 18.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Stretch Armstrong |
65 | 5 | -26.5 | -5.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Super Secret Returner |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lone Wanderer |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crazy Cat Lady |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Zombie Clown |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| SWAT City | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR Ochenta Y. Nueve |
38 | 10 | 7 | 127 | 18.1 | 2.9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Gloves Carlson |
50 | 8 | 6 | 62 | 10.3 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fermented Grape Juice |
31 | 6 | 3 | 49 | 16.3 | 4.3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lenny McGee |
42 | 5 | 3 | 27 | 9 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR "Decoy" Moose Moss |
35 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hans Geiger |
43 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Donte' Rosario-Dawson |
34 | 2 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jahvid Best |
28 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Naoikeib Raika |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Bill Dozer |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Rocko Pavedaway |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Lone Wanderer |
31 | 12 | 8 | 58.5 | 7.3 | 6.8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Catchin First Downs |
50 | 7 | 6 | 50 | 8.3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Yack Attack |
35 | 6 | 3 | 9.5 | 3.2 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dante Lavelli III |
30 | 4 | 3 | 41 | 13.7 | 0.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Preston Broadus |
28 | 3 | 2 | 11.5 | 5.8 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Can't Teach Speed |
29 | 3 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 0.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bill Cosby |
17 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 5.3 | 9.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| WR Jimi Hendrix |
39 | 2 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ethan Robertson |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Skank Spanker |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| SWAT City | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Jay Reatard |
3 | 3 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 345 | 69 |
| Kraków | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Flippin Foot |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 231 | 77 |
| Punting |
| SWAT City | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Lester Moon |
5 | 265 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Kraków | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Zoltan Mesko #41 |
5 | 226 | 45.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| SWAT City | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Bored Andbored |
1 | 22.5 | 22.5 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 0 |
| Kraków | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Super Secret Returner |
5 | 112.5 | 22.5 | 0 | 4 | 57.5 | 14.4 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| SWAT City | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Johnny Appleseed |
60 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT **D'Brickashaw Ferguson** |
40 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Shyla Stylez |
47 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| G Adam "Stinkfist" Jones |
41 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Courtney Cummz |
47 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Tori Black |
32 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| G Stompy McGuard |
38 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT BMac Brickhouse III. |
32 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Bill Dozer |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mike Dyer |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| HB Jahvid Best |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| TE Lenny McGee |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| C Yahoo Serious |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Kenny Powers |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OT Amplifying Wanton Lemurs |
43 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| G Megalo Meat |
40 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Slab Squatthrust |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Fatso |
38 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Steve French |
46 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| OT Lou Amundson |
39 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Catchin First Downs |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| C Kamala |
28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Marlon Zagrabrewski |
33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Vincent Nance |
42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Face Mask |
37 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| SWAT City | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Hank "The Hitman" Harrison |
38 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Anginaaq Natsiq |
36 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dan "Da Captain" Morgan |
25 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sammuel Lienbacher |
31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT DeWayne "The Brick" Wall |
26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Wilhelm Lienbacher |
35 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 |
| CB Panthera Leo Atrox |
45 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Raymond Reed Jr |
34 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mathias Lienbacher |
23 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Torrance "Tweedle D" McGhee |
31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| CB Shutdownest Coverest |
38 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Monte Coleman |
42 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| DT Phill Gapp |
25 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Uwe Rosler |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Karlos "Krazy Cajun" Coullette |
42 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| FS Baldwin Hawkins |
26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR "Decoy" Moose Moss |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chris* Burke |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Mike Lbs |
30 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Castoroides Ohioensis |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Ash Bennett |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE *ZEUS* |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Muu Muu |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Naoikeib Raika |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Runnest Stufferest |
24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Red Corn |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Carl Jr |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Col Cotton Hill |
39 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Trey "Tweedle Dum" Dumont |
27 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Robert Millikan |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Poor Alternative |
37 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Dying Goat |
42 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bey Brice |
49 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 18 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
| LB Ghost Rider RF |
45 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 9.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| FS Ivan Perkins |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Spin Nerfer |
65 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 |
| CB Ndjoli Zakuani |
43 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hachigen Ushoda |
56 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| CB Spaz Beisel |
36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Geezer Butler |
45 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| HB Super Secret Returner |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Down What is shutting you |
36 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Flippin Corner |
30 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lone Wanderer |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ozark Mountain |
27 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Luniz Toonz |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB LB Uno |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| SS Merlin Wizardton |
42 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Yack Attack |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Tysyn Montgomery |
33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE A$$ Clown |
52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| OT Lou Amundson |
39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Andolf And |
26 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Beautiful Beer Holder |
50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eighth Wonder |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Lars |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Cliff |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Head Trauma |
18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT I Take Up Space |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Stevie Ray Vaughan |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Roundie Sides II |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| SWAT City | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Dan "Da Captain" Morgan |
17 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Sammuel Lienbacher |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mike Lbs |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Anginaaq Natsiq |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mathias Lienbacher |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Baldwin Hawkins |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kraków | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Super Secret Returner |
18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |