| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Innsmouth Infamous | 0 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | Final |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society | 10 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 24 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Innsmouth Infamous 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Jason Bigboot, 78 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Evil Blink sacked by Crixius the Gaul (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 14 | Evil Blink pass to Felice Landry, hurried by Stripe Mogwai, over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Evil Blink pass to Darnell Jefferson over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 49 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dr. Frankendot] | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 12:51 | ||||
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 40.5 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 43 | Splyer . pass to Wheeler . up the left side [deflected by Pocket Money] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:43 | 4th & 5 | OWN 43 | Punt by David Richer, 38 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 11:38 | ||||
| 11:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Evil Blink pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't, hurried by Dongle McDougal, up the right side, caught (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crixius the Gaul] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 46.5 | Professor Snape pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Buckethead , over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stripe Mogwai] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 41 | Obed Marsh rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Brick Wall Johnson] | Replay |
| 9:35 | 4th & 1 | OPP 41 | Darnell Jefferson rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dongle McDougal] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Professor Snape bad pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me, hurried by Crixius the Gaul, up the right side [deflected by . #42] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40 | Professor Snape sacked by Stripe Mogwai (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 16 | OPP 46 | Professor Snape sacked by BR Filo Beddoe (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:02 | 4th & 21 | OWN 49 | Punt by Mike Myers, 31 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (fair catch) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 7:55 | ||||
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Splyer . bad pass to Mandy Ross, hurried by Tommy Knee Capper, over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Pocket Money] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Splyer . pass to Hatebreed Slayer, hurried by Tommy Knee Capper, over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Ce Ce rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36.5 | Splyer . pitch to Nigerian Nightmare to the right (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Splyer . pass to Wheeler . up the left side [deflected by DR. F] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:23 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush [missed diving tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |
| 4:43 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 35 | Splyer . pass to Wheeler ., hurried by Willie Rat Cammisano, up the right side [deflected by Charles__ Woodson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 4th & 6 | OPP 35 | 52 yd field goal attempted by Jason Bigboot, made [FG] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 4:34 | ||||
| 4:34 | Kickoff by Jason Bigboot, 68 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (30.5 yd return) [tackle: Julian Slaughter] | Replay | ||
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Evil Blink pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't, hurried by Sir Djorgo, up the right side [deflected by Crixius the Gaul] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Evil Blink pass to Jason Witten™ over the middle [deflected by Angelo McKinley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:23 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Evil Blink pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't, hurried by Left Hook, up the right side [deflected by Crixius the Gaul] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:20 | 4th & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 36 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (fair catch) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 4:13 | ||||
| 4:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 33.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Khan Dotnien Singh] | Replay |
| 3:13 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 35.5 | Splyer . pass to There Will Be Blood. up the left side [deflected by Don'tEver ComeBackUBastard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:08 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by David Richer, 54 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (14.5 yd return) [tackle: I Stop 4 U] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Professor Snape pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't, hurried by Vince Jet VI, up the right side [deflected by Crixius the Gaul] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Vince Jet VI (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 21 | Professor Snape pass to Damned if you do Damned if you don't up the right side [deflected by Crixius the Gaul] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:29 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 21 | Punt by Mike Myers, 41 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (fair catch) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blaccs Big Fat Bad GUy] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 41 | Splyer . pass to Pickup Kid, hurried by Jeff "The Dot" Judge, over the middle, caught [TD] (59 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:36 | Extra point attempted by Jason Bigboot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Innsmouth Infamous 1:36 | ||||
| 1:36 | Kickoff by Jason Bigboot, 65 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (17 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: I Stop 4 U 2] | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Evil Blink pass to Felice Landry, hurried by Dongle McDougal, over the middle [deflected by Angelo McKinley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Professor Snape sacked by Cole Burns (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 17.5 | Evil Blink pass to Colonel KaDotfi up the right side [deflected by Yes Woman 2: Menopause] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 4th & 15 | OWN 17.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 48 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | [forced fumble: Rony Nelson], fumbled , recovered by Willie Rat Cammisano (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Road Grader Kid] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Professor Snape pass to Felice Landry, hurried by Clay "The Bloodline" Matthews, up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vince Jet VI] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Professor Snape pass to Mr. Everdread, hurried by Vince Jet VI, up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stripe Mogwai] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Evil Blink pass to Obed Marsh up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Buckethead ] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 7.5 | Evil Blink rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Lightnin' Hopkins] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 7.5 | Obed Marsh rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brick Wall Johnson] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Evil Blink rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clay "The Bloodline" Matthews] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Evil Blink pass to Obed Marsh up the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:12 | Extra point attempted by Professor James Moriarty, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 62 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: ST'mer DotLigula] | Replay | ||
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Splyer . pass to Mandy Ross over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Charles__ Woodson] (39.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Splyer . pass to Metal Only up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 32.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed diving tackle: Blaccs Big Fat Bad GUy (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Don'tEver ComeBackUBastard] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Splyer . pass to Pickup Kid up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pocket Money] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | There Will Be Blood. rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 9:34 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 9.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed tackle: Khan Dotnien Singh (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Willie Rat Cammisano] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 5.5 | Theeeeee CRUSHER!! rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack The Ripper] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Splyer . pass to Mandy Ross over the middle, caught (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:16 | Extra point attempted by Jason Bigboot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Innsmouth Infamous 8:16 | ||||
| 8:16 | Kickoff by Jason Bigboot, 65 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Boz Lewis v2] | Replay | ||
| 8:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Professor Snape sacked by Vince Jet VI (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:40 | 2nd & 17 | OWN 19 | Professor Snape pass to Darnell Jefferson over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 27 | Evil Blink pass to Malicious Dot Nelson up the left side [deflected by REVIS 'ISLE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:11 | 4th & 9 | OWN 27 | Punt by Mike Myers, 44 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 7:04 | ||||
| 7:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Splyer . sacked by Tommy Knee Capper (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:22 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 32.5 | There Will Be Blood. rush [missed tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 3rd & 16.5 | OWN 31 | Splyer . bad pass to Mandy Ross up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Hannibal Lecter [deflected by Hannibal Lecter] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:52 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by David Richer, 40 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 5:46 | ||||
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Professor Snape pass to Malicious Dot Nelson, hurried by Left Hook, up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: REVIS 'ISLE] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Evil Blink pass to Mr. Everdread up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: REVIS 'ISLE] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & inches | OPP 46 | Darnell Jefferson rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sir Djorgo] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Professor Snape bad pass to Malicious Dot Nelson, hurried by Clay "The Bloodline" Matthews, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Evil Blink rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo McKinley] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 41 | Professor Snape pass to Malicious Dot Nelson over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dongle McDougal] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Evil Blink bad pass to Darnell Jefferson, hurried by Left Hook, over the middle [deflected by Dongle McDougal] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:41 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Professor Snape sacked by BR Filo Beddoe (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:14 | 3rd & 14 | OPP 35.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Dongle McDougal (Big Sack) (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 19.5 | OPP 40.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Splyer . pitch to Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | Splyer . screen pass to Ce Ce to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Rony Nelson (Spin)] (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vlad The Impaler] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Splyer . pass to Ce Ce up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by David Richer, 43 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 0:40 | ||||
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Professor Snape pass to Malicious Dot Nelson, hurried by Vince Jet VI, up the left side [deflected by REVIS 'ISLE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Evil Blink pass to Colonel KaDotfi over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 37.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 0:32 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 37.5 | Professor Snape pass to Malicious Dot Nelson up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: REVIS 'ISLE] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Evil Blink pass to Obed Marsh, hurried by Vince Jet VI, up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Buckethead ] (6 yd gain) [tackle: Sir Djorgo] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 48.5 | Professor Snape pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Left Hook, over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stripe Mogwai] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 65 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: ST'mer DotLigula] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Splyer . pass to Wheeler ., hurried by Rony Nelson, up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 24 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 29.5 | Ce Ce rush [missed tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeff Gill] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Splyer . screen pass to Ce Ce to the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 43 | Splyer . pitch to Nigerian Nightmare to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Rony Nelson] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Splyer . pass to Hatebreed Slayer up the left side [deflected by naw see] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 39 | Punt by David Richer, 51 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (10.5 yd return) [tackle: I Stop 4 U] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 11:43 | ||||
| 11:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Buckethead (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:02 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 16 | Evil Blink sacked by Angelo McKinley (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:26 | 3rd & 19 | OWN 11.5 | Professor Snape sacked by Vince Jet VI (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 9:44 | 4th & 23.5 | OWN 7 | Punt by Mike Myers, 41 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (fair catch) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 9:37 | ||||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | There Will Be Blood. rush [missed diving tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana (Spin)] up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 47 | There Will Be Blood. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 43.5 | Splyer . pass to There Will Be Blood. up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 39 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Splyer . pass to Jim Davidson up the right side [deflected by Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29 | There Will Be Blood. rush [missed tackle: Jack The Ripper (Spin)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 25.5 | Splyer . pass to Hatebreed Slayer up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Lecter] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Splyer . pitch to Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson [missed diving tackle: Rony Nelson (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Hannibal Lecter] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles__ Woodson] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 12.5 | There Will Be Blood. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Khan Dotnien Singh] | Replay |
| 5:00 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 9.5 | Ce Ce rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Big Fat Bad GUy] | Replay |
| 4:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed diving tackle: DR. F] [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:15 | Extra point attempted by Jason Bigboot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Innsmouth Infamous 3:15 | ||||
| 3:15 | Kickoff by Jason Bigboot, 65 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (21 yd return) [tackle: Boz Lewis v2] | Replay | ||
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Darnell Jefferson rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Evil Blink pass to Felice Landry, hurried by Buckethead , over the middle [deflected by Angelo McKinley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 27 | Professor Snape bad pass to Felice Landry, hurried by Dongle McDougal, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:32 | 4th & 9 | OWN 27 | Punt by Mike Myers, 48 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Y'Dotonoc .] | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Splyer . sacked by Jeff "The Dot" Judge (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 28.5 | Splyer . pitch to Nigerian Nightmare [missed diving tackle: Gov.TwatWaffles Walker Neo Nazi] [missed tackle: Pocket Money] to the right (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 39 | Splyer . pass to Metal Only up the right side [deflected by Don'tEver ComeBackUBastard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 4 | OWN 39 | Punt by David Richer, 42 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (fair catch) | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 1:01 | ||||
| 1:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dongle McDougal] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 23 | Obed Marsh rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 25.5 | Professor Snape bad screen pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Trey Cinco v2, to the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Boz Lewis v2] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Evil Blink pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me up the right side [deflected by Yes Woman 2: Menopause] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Evil Blink pass to Mr. Everdread up the left side [deflected by Clay "The Bloodline" Matthews] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36 | Professor Snape sacked by Vince Jet VI (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:44 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Mike Myers, 68.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 13:37 | ||||
| 13:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | There Will Be Blood. rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeff Gill] | Replay |
| 13:02 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | There Will Be Blood. rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jeff "The Dot" Judge] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Splyer . pass to Mandy Ross up the right side [deflected by Pocket Money] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by David Richer, 42 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (6 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: I Stop 4 U] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 12:23 | ||||
| 12:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Dongle McDougal, over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Buckethead ] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 49.5 | Professor Snape screen pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Clay "The Bloodline" Matthews, to the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dongle McDougal] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Evil Blink pass to Jason Witten™ over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Cole Burns] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: V Styles II] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 23.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Vince Jet VI (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 28.5 | Evil Blink pass to EG Bell over the middle [deflected by Angelo McKinley] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 28.5 | 45.5 yd field goal attempted by Professor James Moriarty, made [FG] | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 10:10 | ||||
| 10:10 | Kickoff by Professor James Moriarty, 78 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed tackle: Jeffery Dotmer (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | Splyer . pass to There Will Be Blood. up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vlad The Impaler] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nigerian Nightmare rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Blaccs Wide Load] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | Splyer . pitch to Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson [missed diving tackle: Pocket Money (Spin)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Forsaken Demandred] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 45 | Splyer . pass to Ce Ce up the left side [deflected by Vlad The Impaler] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:05 | 4th & 4 | OWN 45 | Punt by David Richer, 46 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (8 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: I Stop 4 U] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 6:59 | ||||
| 6:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Professor Snape pass to Jason Witten™, hurried by Left Hook, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: . #42] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum, hurried by Dongle McDougal, up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crixius the Gaul] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 34 | Professor Snape screen pass to Obed Marsh, hurried by Trey Cinco v2, to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Dongle McDougal] (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Buckethead ] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Evil Blink sacked by Julian Slaughter (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 32.5 | Evil Blink rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crixius the Gaul] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 34 | Professor Snape bad pass to I'll Kill you if You tackle me, hurried by Vince Jet VI, up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Crixius the Gaul] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:22 | 4th & 14 | OWN 34 | Punt by Mike Myers, 42 yd, fielded by Buck Hunter (fair catch) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 4:15 | ||||
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jeffery Dotmer] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 29 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ce Ce rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DR. F] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | Bornwitta "Big Black" Johnson rush [missed diving tackle: Tommy Knee Capper (Spin)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tony " Scarface " Montana] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 42 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 1:54 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 42 | Splyer . sacked by Rony Nelson (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 36 | Defensive Timeout Called: Innsmouth Infamous | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by David Richer, 44 yd, fielded by »»» Gilgamesh (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Cole Burns] | Replay |
| Innsmouth Infamous 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Evil Blink pass to Lizzy Borden's HatchetHeadVictum up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Buckethead ] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 36 | Professor Snape sacked by Vince Jet VI (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 30.5 | Evil Blink pass to Jason Witten™ up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 4th & 11 | OWN 30.5 | Professor Snape sacked by Yes Woman 2: Menopause (3 yd loss) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Diamond Valley Black Label Society 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Nigerian Nightmare rush [missed tackle: Jeff Gill (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Vlad The Impaler (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: naw see] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 23 | Nigerian Nightmare rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Forsaken Ishamael] | Replay |