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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 9:22 | Baby Bastard Sons | FG | 49 yd field goal attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 9:03 | Baby Bastard Sons | TD | Cruiser QB bad screen pass to Toru Okada to the right side, caught [TD] (76 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:45 | Baby Bastard Sons | FG | 37 yd field goal attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 1:50 | Baby Bastard Sons | TD | YouCant TackleMe rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 10:32 | Baby Bastard Sons | TD | Doug "Money" Martin rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:01 | Portland | TD | Deathwing Dreadnought pass to The Master Who Makes The Grass Green up the left side, caught [TD] (44 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Mortar Striker, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Portland | Baby Bastard Sons | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 204.5 | 388 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 47.5 | 187 |
| Rushes | 34 | 47 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.4 | 4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 157 | 201 |
| Completions/Attempts | 11/39 | 14/32 |
| Yards/Pass | 4 | 6.3 |
| Times Sacked | 3 | 5 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 12 | 8 |
| Yards per Punt | 44.2 | 37.6 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 7 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 2 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 27:42 | 32:18 |
| Passing |
| Portland | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Deathwing Dreadnought |
24 | 5 | 15 | 89.5 | 33.3 | 6 | 5 | 1 | -5 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Scrooge McDuck |
50 | 6 | 24 | 67.5 | 25 | 2.8 | 5 | 2 | -12.5 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Cruiser QB |
54 | 9 | 21 | 142 | 42.9 | 6.8 | 8 | 4 | -13.5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Jerrod Johnson |
30 | 5 | 11 | 59 | 45.5 | 5.4 | 2 | 1 | -5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Portland | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB The Master Who Makes The Grass Green |
66 | 17 | 53.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Stone Golem |
40 | 8 | 3.5 | 0.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Wintermute |
6 | 6 | 8 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Scrooge McDuck |
50 | 2 | -12.5 | -6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Deathwing Dreadnought |
24 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Duck Shark |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Combat Medic |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Doug "Money" Martin |
40 | 23 | 142.5 | 6.2 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| HB YouCant TackleMe |
42 | 17 | 63 | 3.7 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| QB Cruiser QB |
54 | 6 | -13.5 | -2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Jerrod Johnson |
30 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Portland | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB The Master Who Makes The Grass Green |
66 | 16 | 8 | 130 | 16.3 | 10.3 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Pine Siskin |
40 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John the Watson |
42 | 5 | 2 | 21 | 10.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Grey Knight Terminator |
26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Stone Golem |
40 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sherlock the Holmes |
53 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Salamander Terminator |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Street Samurai |
46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Combat Medic |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Salamander Devastator |
58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE Toru Okada |
58 | 12 | 7 | 123.5 | 17.6 | 11.6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Jeffery Fuller |
60 | 10 | 3 | 47 | 15.7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Big Daddy |
61 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 9 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB YouCant TackleMe |
42 | 3 | 2 | 12.5 | 6.3 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| HB Doug "Money" Martin |
40 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Eric Blair |
89 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE P.R. Deltoid |
87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Portland | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mortar Striker |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 140 | 70 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Quick Kick Kelly |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 396 | 66 |
| Punting |
| Portland | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Artillery Spotter |
12 | 530 | 44.2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Long Punt Rat |
8 | 301 | 37.6 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Portland | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Salamander Terminator |
5 | 93 | 18.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB John "Rocketman" Abdelnour |
2 | 60 | 30 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 11.7 | 0 |
| HB YouCant TackleMe |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 31 | 15.5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Portland | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Crimson Fist Dreadnought |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Space Wolf Dreadnought |
68 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Shotgun Smoke |
63 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Dark Angel Dreadnought |
54 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
| G UAV Jammer |
62 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Green Ninja |
29 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| C Blood Angel Dreadnought |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Warhound Moses |
53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Grey Ninja |
38 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| G Imperial Fist Dreadnought |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Decker |
35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G left_ guard |
33 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G right_ guard |
40 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Luke Joeckel |
44 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Doctor Destruction |
50 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| G guard dat |
57 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Lot U |
29 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G guard dis |
55 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Black Jack Jones |
41 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| OT Blind Side Protector |
44 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Honinbo Shūsai |
39 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G David Mitchell |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Joseph Heller |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Bennett Marco |
63 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Portland | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Red-Tailed Hawk |
62 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Spark Whiteleaf |
76 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Father Swimcoach Scoutmaster |
79 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| SS Magua the Broken-Hearted |
57 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Apollo the Doberman |
48 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Greg Stink |
74 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Evening Grosbeak |
57 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Blood Axe Kommando |
49 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DE Chocolate Giddy Up |
29 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Shifter of Shapes |
66 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| CB Zeus the Doberman |
50 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Death Skull Nob |
58 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| SS Totoro |
32 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Deathwing Terminator |
41 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
| DE Black "Nunchaku" Dynamite |
45 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
| DT Grey Knight Dreadnought |
55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 |
| FS Frank "In Dreams" Booth |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ponyo of the Sea |
60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| DT Yoda the Agile |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 |
| DE Salamander Dreadnought |
48 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Hamilton Ti-Cat |
93 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Richard Condon |
58 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Minoru Kitani |
62 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Chuck Woody |
62 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Raymond Shaw |
65 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Osamu Dazai |
49 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 12.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Coryell Judie |
67 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Bones Frakture |
93 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Matthew LDE |
60 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 |
| DT Sergei Lukyanenko |
63 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Joe Rusher |
52 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Larry Darrell |
57 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Toney Hurd Jr. |
64 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G right_ guard |
40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Bennett Marco |
63 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Elliott Templeton |
74 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| TE P.R. Deltoid |
87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G David Mitchell |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB John "Rocketman" Abdelnour |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G guard dat |
57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Cruiser QB |
54 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Portland | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Totoro |
29 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Red-Tailed Hawk |
14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Deathwing Terminator |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chocolate Giddy Up |
15 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Apollo the Doberman |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Grey Knight Dreadnought |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Frank "In Dreams" Booth |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Baby Bastard Sons | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Osamu Dazai |
14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Hamilton Ti-Cat |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Bennett Marco |
34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB John "Rocketman" Abdelnour |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |