Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mortar Striker, 70 yd, fielded by John "Rocketman" Abdelnour (32 yd return) [tackle: Apollo the Doberman] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Cruiser QB pitch to YouCant TackleMe to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Red-Tailed Hawk] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34.5 | Cruiser QB pass to YouCant TackleMe up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Greg Stink] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 40 | Doug "Money" Martin rush [missed tackle: Spark Whiteleaf (Spin)] to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Blood Axe Kommando] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | YouCant TackleMe rush[Monster Hit forced fumble: Father Swimcoach Scoutmaster], fumbled , recovered by Cruiser QB (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Yoda the Agile] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 49 | Doug "Money" Martin rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Blood Axe Kommando] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 47.5 | Cruiser QB pass to Doug "Money" Martin up the left side [deflected by Spark Whiteleaf] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:54 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Long Punt Rat, 34 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Portland Shadows 11:48 | ||||
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13.5 | The Master Who Makes The Grass Green rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Raymond Shaw] | Replay |
| 11:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Scrooge McDuck pass to The Master Who Makes The Grass Green up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Richard Condon [deflected by Richard Condon] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Scrooge McDuck bad pass to The Master Who Makes The Grass Green, hurried by Osamu Dazai, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:13 | 4th & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Punt by Artillery Spotter, 41 yd, fielded by YouCant TackleMe (9.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Red-Tailed Hawk] | Replay |
| Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 11:06 | ||||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | YouCant TackleMe rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Father Swimcoach Scoutmaster] | Replay |
| 10:37 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 42 | Cruiser QB pitch to Doug "Money" Martin [missed tackle: Red-Tailed Hawk (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Greg Stink] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41.5 | Cruiser QB pass to Big Daddy, hurried by Shifter of Shapes, up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Death Skull Nob] | Replay |
| 9:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Cruiser QB bad pass to Jeffery Fuller, hurried by Yoda the Agile, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:31 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32 | Cruiser QB bad pass to Toru Okada up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:27 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 32 | Cruiser QB bad pass to Toru Okada, hurried by Deathwing Terminator, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:22 | 4th & 10 | OPP 32 | 49 yd field goal attempted by Quick Kick Kelly, made [FG] | Replay |
| Portland Shadows 9:18 | ||||
| 9:18 | Kickoff by Quick Kick Kelly, 65 yd, fielded by Salamander Terminator (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Osamu Dazai] | Replay | ||
| 9:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Stone Golem rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raymond Shaw] | Replay |
| 8:36 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 29 | The Master Who Makes The Grass Green rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raymond Shaw] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Stone Golem rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Larry Darrell] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 32 | Scrooge McDuck pass to The Master Who Makes The Grass Green up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bones Frakture] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | The Master Who Makes The Grass Green rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sergei Lukyanenko] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Wintermute rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Coryell Judie] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 45.5 | Deathwing Dreadnought bad pass to John the Watson, hurried by Richard Condon, over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Hamilton Ti-Cat] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:40 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 45.5 | Deathwing Dreadnought bad pass to Salamander Terminator, hurried by Hamilton Ti-Cat, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:36 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Artillery Spotter, 56 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 5:30 | ||||
| 5:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Doug "Money" Martin rush [missed tackle: Greg Stink] [missed diving tackle: Father Swimcoach Scoutmaster] [missed tackle: Spark Whiteleaf] [missed tackle: Evening Grosbeak (Spin)] up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Zeus the Doberman] | Replay |
| 4:53 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Cruiser QB pitch to YouCant TackleMe to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zeus the Doberman] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Cruiser QB pass to Jeffery Fuller up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Evening Grosbeak] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Cruiser QB pass to Eric Blair, hurried by Spark Whiteleaf, over the middle [deflected by Magua the Broken-Hearted] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Cruiser QB sacked by Greg Stink (Big Sack) (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:23 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 46 | Cruiser QB bad pass to Toru Okada, hurried by Ponyo of the Sea, up the right side [deflected by Red-Tailed Hawk] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:17 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Long Punt Rat, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Portland Shadows 3:11 | ||||
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Stone Golem rush to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Hamilton Ti-Cat] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | Stone Golem rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Chuck Woody] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 16.5 | Deathwing Dreadnought bad pass to Pine Siskin, hurried by Osamu Dazai, up the left side, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:14 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 16.5 | Punt by Artillery Spotter, 57 yd, fielded by John "Rocketman" Abdelnour[forced fumble: Chocolate Giddy Up], fumbled , recovered by P.R. Deltoid (-0 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Frank "In Dreams" Booth] | Replay |
| Baby Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie 2:03 | ||||
| 2:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Cruiser QB rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shifter of Shapes] | Replay |
| 1:26 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42.5 | YouCant TackleMe rush [missed diving tackle: Death Skull Nob] [missed tackle: Black "Nunchaku" Dynamite (Spin)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Spark Whiteleaf] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Cruiser QB pass to Jeffery Fuller up the left side [deflected by Zeus the Doberman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Punt by Long Punt Rat, 56 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Portland Shadows 0:32 | ||||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Master Who Makes The Grass Green rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Raymond Shaw] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Scrooge McDuck screen pass to The Master Who Makes The Grass Green to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chuck Woody] | Replay |