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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 10:52 | Kalahari | TD | Drew Seabass pass to Jason Jennings up the right side (7.5 yd gain), PAT made by el goleador [TD] |
| 0:56 | Zimbabwe | TD | Crosseyed Sharpshooter pass to Kareem Abdul Runnbyya up the left side, PAT made by Fuad Reveiz [TD] (10.5 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 14:11 | Kalahari | FG | 41 yd field goal attempted by el goleador, made [FG] |
| 3:06 | Zimbabwe | TD | Crosseyed Sharpshooter pass to Robert Hayes up the right side (7 yd gain), PAT made by Fuad Reveiz [TD] |
| 2:56 | Kalahari | TD | Drew Seabass pass to Jason Jennings up the left side, PAT made by el goleador [TD] (80 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 9:34 | Kalahari | FG | 50.5 yd field goal attempted by el goleador, made [FG] |
| 4:24 | Zimbabwe | FG | 50 yd field goal attempted by Fuad Reveiz, made [FG] |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 9:37 | Kalahari | TD | Drew Seabass pitch to Agent Zero, PAT made by el goleador [TD] up the middle (49.5 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Kalahari | Zimbabwe | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 325 | 292 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 164 | 156 |
| Rushes | 30 | 54 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.5 | 2.9 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 161 | 136 |
| Completions/Attempts | 13/24 | 12/18 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.7 | 7.6 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 2 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 5 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 43 | 47.3 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 3 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Kalahari | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Drew Seabass | 54 | 13 | 24 | 161 | 54.2 | 6.7 | 5 | 5 | -27 | 0 | 2 |
| Zimbabwe | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Crosseyed Sharpshooter | 72 | 12 | 18 | 136 | 66.7 | 7.6 | 3 | 2 | -10 | 1 | 2 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Kalahari | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Soup De Jour | 28 | 15 | 87 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Agent Zero | 12 | 8 | 101 | 12.6 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Drew Seabass | 54 | 5 | -27 | -5.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR The Mugster | 37 | 2 | 3 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Nuckin Futz | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zimbabwe | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Brian Westbrook Jr | 36 | 24 | 86.5 | 3.6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| HB Yin Yang | 36 | 17 | 67 | 3.9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Dan Hooper | 63 | 11 | 12.5 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Crosseyed Sharpshooter | 72 | 2 | -10 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Kalahari | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR The Mugster | 37 | 6 | 35.5 | 5.9 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Soup De Jour | 28 | 3 | 19 | 6.3 | 4.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jason Jennings | 36 | 3 | 101 | 33.7 | 20 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chuck DeMoss | 38 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Whos Urdaddy | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE David Adams | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mr Go get it | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Retired Player | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zimbabwe | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Robert Hayes | 49 | 3 | 39 | 13 | 1.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE LJ Smith Jr | 53 | 3 | 42.5 | 14.2 | 0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fletcher Knight | 58 | 3 | 43.5 | 14.5 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Yin Yang | 36 | 2 | 0.5 | 0.3 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kareem Abdul Runnbyya | 43 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kirk Maltby | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Catchy McBlocker | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Kalahari | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K el goleador | 2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 3 | 3 |
| Zimbabwe | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Fuad Reveiz | 1 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/1 | 2 | 2 |
| Punting | |||
| Kalahari | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Super Snitch P | 5 | 215 | 43 |
| Zimbabwe | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Fourth Long | 4 | 189 | 47.3 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Kalahari | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Whos Urdaddy | 1 | 27.5 | 27.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Commando Fernando | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 65.5 | 21.8 | 0 |
| Zimbabwe | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Cole Trickle | 2 | 32 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kirk Maltby | 1 | 28 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Lee Young | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Kalahari | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Biggen Fatt | 37 | 2 |
| C Jason Majors | 45 | 0 |
| G Jaycee Potter | 35 | 0 |
| OT Running UOver | 29 | 0 |
| OT Bo "Wrecking" Ball | 51 | 0 |
| G Danny Baillie | 44 | 0 |
| C Oskari Turpeinen | 22 | 0 |
| OT David Jacobs | 31 | 0 |
| OT Anmaka Strong | 31 | 0 |
| Zimbabwe | Plays | Pancakes |
| DT Donald Duckworth | 33 | 1 |
| G Simpson Bart | 56 | 1 |
| C Simpson Homer | 56 | 1 |
| G Dan Davis | 36 | 1 |
| G Einzen Bleinzen | 51 | 0 |
| OT Big Eddie | 68 | 0 |
| G Todd Herremans Jr | 27 | 0 |
| OT Big Black Boykin | 60 | 0 |
| C Jamaal Jackson Jr | 43 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| Kalahari | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| DE Nicholas Gresnik | 63 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kelly Kienzle | 49 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bobbin 4taters | 32 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nasty I-am | 37 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Needmore Picks | 54 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Andre R. Carter | 52 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chief Bison | 33 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Shell Burns | 36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Killer Vee | 65 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Johnny Detour | 39 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB MaCormack Shilling | 41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Gimme ThatBall | 52 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Black Lightning | 37 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jackson Stewart | 56 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Commando Fernando | 40 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Whos Urdaddy | 25 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Fish Slayer | 48 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Norman Jerry | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Speedster McFly | 28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Vincent Olegario | 41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ace Baller | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bailey Stewart | 55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zimbabwe | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Me'not Vilma | 44 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB SLammers | 30 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT rum riley | 42 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Donald Duckworth | 33 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Barak Obama | 42 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Donny Humphrey | 47 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB SupaFly TNT | 29 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Q. B. Eater | 49 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Young | 53 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Arnold Wong | 36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Guy Tobago | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Three-Point Stance | 31 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Hardy Hitter | 47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Brent Alves | 30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hank McNasty | 25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fletcher Knight | 58 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Big Black Boykin | 60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cole Trickle | 47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ulrich von Lichtenstein | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kirk Maltby | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Jamel Chargers | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Giuseppe Garibaldi | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Deion Warwick | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Simpson Bart | 56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |