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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 14:52 | Slovakia | TD | Flying Terrorist rush [missed tackle: Rosco P. Coltrain], PAT made by Mat Walker [TD] up the middle (59.5 yd gain) |
| 7:00 | The | FG | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Lead Toe, made [FG] |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 10:06 | The | TD | Cookie Monsta pitch to Dorsett Smith, PAT made by Lead Toe [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) |
| 5:26 | Slovakia | TD | Triston Charles rush, PAT made by Mat Walker [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 3:24 | The | FG | 21 yd field goal attempted by Lead Toe, made [FG] |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 13:02 | Slovakia | FG | 29 yd field goal attempted by Mat Walker, made [FG] |
| 5:55 | Slovakia | TD | Triston Charles rush up the middle (17 yd gain), PAT made by Mat Walker [TD] |
| 2:40 | The | TD | Cookie Monsta pitch to Dorsett Smith to the right (6 yd gain), PAT made by Lead Toe [TD] |
| 0:48 | The | TD | Cookie Monsta pass to Valve Ward over the middle (11.5 yd gain), PAT made by Lead Toe [TD] |
| 0:09 | The | TD | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush up the middle (19.5 yd gain), PAT made by Lead Toe [TD] |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Slovakia | The | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 274.5 | 400 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 104.5 | 359.5 |
| Rushes | 18 | 74 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.8 | 4.9 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 170 | 40.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 15/35 | 4/16 |
| Yards/Pass | 4.9 | 2.5 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 32.8 | 33 |
| PENALTIES | 2 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 10 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Slovakia | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB I.C. Demopen | 26 | 9 | 19 | 113.5 | 47.4 | 6 | 2 | 1 | -5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Matt Stafford. | 27 | 6 | 16 | 56.5 | 37.5 | 3.5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Cookie Monsta | 50 | 3 | 11 | 30 | 27.3 | 2.7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Agent X Classified | 42 | 1 | 5 | 10.5 | 20 | 2.1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Slovakia | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Flying Terrorist | 36 | 11 | 79 | 7.2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Triston Charles | 31 | 6 | 30.5 | 5.1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB I.C. Demopen | 26 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Phineas Flyn | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jack Murray | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Bam "Mack Truck" Morris | 39 | 28 | 109 | 3.9 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dorsett Smith | 36 | 18 | 90 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Agent X Classified | 42 | 15 | 80.5 | 5.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Cookie Monsta | 50 | 12 | 79.5 | 6.6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Dan "The Man" Krieder | 37 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Baby's Got Back | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Slovakia | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Alexander Andrew | 34 | 6 | 34 | 5.7 | 1.9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Marcel Renato | 29 | 4 | 105 | 26.3 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jerry Fried Rice | 33 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR a wide reciever to the right, over the middle | 33 | 2 | 11 | 5.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Flying Terrorist | 36 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tighten Thatass | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Stinkey Dog | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Matt TD Jones | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Dorsett Smith | 36 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 11.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Valve Ward | 53 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Baby's Got Back | 43 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jack A Lope | 54 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Santonio "Hines" Ward | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Skeeter McLickie 2.0 | 59 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Janis M | 68 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Arelious Benn | 58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Slovakia | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Mat Walker | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Lead Toe | 2 | 3 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 4 | 4 |
| Punting | |||
| Slovakia | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Bill Chase | 6 | 197 | 32.8 |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Yoko Ono With Hat | 3 | 99 | 33 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Slovakia | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Marcel Renato | 6 | 101 | 16.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ronnie "42" Lippett | 1 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jerry Fried Rice | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22.5 | 7.5 | 0 |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Ducks Go Moo | 5 | 104 | 20.8 | 0 | 5 | 56.5 | 11.3 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Slovakia | Plays | Pancakes |
| G VeryHairy Dawg | 36 | 4 |
| G Bruce "78" Armstrong | 35 | 3 |
| OT Cake Yoass | 35 | 2 |
| C WATTAHEAD WAYLAN | 31 | 2 |
| OT Waaahmbalance Ratledge | 28 | 1 |
| FB Phineas Flyn | 24 | 1 |
| C Dominic Riaola #54 | 38 | 1 |
| G JUMBO JENKINS. | 27 | 1 |
| OT BigCat. Williams | 22 | 0 |
| G No DT Thru Me | 28 | 0 |
| OT End BOSS | 41 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Armand Washington | 46 | 5 |
| FB Baby's Got Back | 43 | 5 |
| G Guarding Hell I'm Blocking | 57 | 4 |
| C Jeff "Bloody Nose" Hartings | 47 | 3 |
| G Johnathan Warner | 46 | 2 |
| OT Børk The Swedish Chef | 41 | 1 |
| G "Big" Mac Attack | 57 | 1 |
| C Tod Chatman | 56 | 1 |
| LB Martezz Wilson | 21 | 1 |
| OT Eric "Enforcer" Williams | 49 | 0 |
| OT Matt "Biggen" Starks | 53 | 0 |
| OT Mental Block | 41 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| Slovakia | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Willie 'Layin Tha' Wood | 44 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Teague Jameson | 61 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB "Mayhem" Madison | 72 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Alexander Jester | 51 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Caught Yoass | 55 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ronnie "42" Lippett | 68 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dwight Gregor | 66 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Fat Bear Jr. | 60 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dick Butkus 51 | 51 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Andre Wareness | 40 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Babypunk Russell | 65 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT HB Blaster | 45 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Taklin Yoass | 58 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Betta Thanyou | 23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Triston Charles | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thehebrew Hammer | 57 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sledge. Hammer | 44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Busta Yoazz | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB D Ryans | 48 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Matt TD Jones | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Phineas Flyn | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Makin Theplay | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Seymore Sacks | 52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Harry Seward | 46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ferb Fletcher | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB D' Jesus | 29 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Cane Taylor | 37 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Sam Sands | 33 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Myboy. Blue | 29 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Muhammad Henderson | 25 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shagtastic Springs | 21 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Blount_ Woodson Shell_ Lake | 23 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Rosco P. Coltrain | 29 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB IG 88 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Profo lactic | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Allan Pinkerton | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Troy "Taz Devil" Polamalu | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB KevinJason GreeneGildon | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Michael Arrington | 27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dr. Teeth! | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Domenic Jennings | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sup Crack | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Tommy "Two Times" Yougodown | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bigg Mike | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Biggie "Big Papa" Smalls | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ducks Go Moo | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE I Break Necks | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Helstar "Nosferatu" | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Zoot M | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tyrell Gage | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Martezz Wilson | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bunny Fufu | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Oliver "Smooth-O" Oneslaught | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |