Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Slovakia Stunners 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Lead Toe, 52 yd, fielded by Ronnie "42" Lippett (22 yd return) [tackle: IG 88] | Replay | ||
| 14:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Flying Terrorist rush [missed tackle: Rosco P. Coltrain], PAT made by Mat Walker [TD] up the middle (59.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Regulators 14:38 | ||||
| 14:38 | Kickoff by Mat Walker, 50 yd, fielded by Ducks Go Moo (21.5 yd return) [tackle: HB Blaster] | Replay | ||
| 14:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie 'Layin Tha' Wood] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 46.5 | Agent X Classified rush to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: Teague Jameson] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Cookie Monsta pitch to Bam "Mack Truck" Morris to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dwight Gregor] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 43 | Agent X Classified pass to Janis M up the right side [deflected by D Ryans] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:49 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 43 | Cookie Monsta rush to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: "Mayhem" Madison] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Fat Bear Jr.] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 29 | Cookie Monsta pitch to Dorsett Smith to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dwight Gregor] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 28 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Alexander Jester] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 4th & 1 | OPP 25 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Butkus 51] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Agent X Classified rush to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Caught Yoass] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & inches | OPP 12 | Dan "The Man" Krieder rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dick Butkus 51] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Agent X Classified pitch to Dorsett Smith to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Willie 'Layin Tha' Wood] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 13 | Cookie Monsta rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: "Mayhem" Madison] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 11 | Dorsett Smith rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Teague Jameson] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 4th & 4 | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Lead Toe, made [FG] | |
| Slovakia Stunners 6:58 | ||||
| 6:58 | Kickoff by Lead Toe, 53 yd, fielded by Marcel Renato (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Shagtastic Springs] | Replay | ||
| 6:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Flying Terrorist rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Muhammad Henderson] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | Triston Charles rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rosco P. Coltrain] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Flying Terrorist rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: KevinJason GreeneGildon] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Triston Charles rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Muhammad Henderson] | Replay |
| 4:24 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | I.C. Demopen pass to Alexander Andrew up the right side [deflected by Profo lactic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The Regulators 4:20 | ||||
| 4:20 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Bill Chase, 36 yd, fielded by Ducks Go Moo (9 yd return) [tackle: Teague Jameson] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Makin Theplay] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 20.5 | Agent X Classified rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: HB Blaster] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 20.5 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush up the middle (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Busta Yoazz] | Replay |
| Slovakia Stunners 2:40 | ||||
| 2:40 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 16 | Punt by Yoko Ono With Hat, 32 yd, fielded by Jerry Fried Rice (4 yd return) [tackle: Cane Taylor] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | I.C. Demopen pass to Alexander Andrew, hurried by D' Jesus, up the left side [deflected by Allan Pinkerton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:31 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Flying Terrorist rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Troy "Taz Devil" Polamalu] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 44.5 | I.C. Demopen pass to Jerry Fried Rice up the left side [deflected by Allan Pinkerton] (incomplete) | Replay |
| The Regulators 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Bill Chase, 45 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Bam "Mack Truck" Morris rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dick Butkus 51] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Agent X Classified rush to the left (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: "Mayhem" Madison] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & inches | OWN 30 | Cookie Monsta rush, out of bounds to the right (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Dorsett Smith rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Willie 'Layin Tha' Wood] | Replay |