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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 12:01 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Runny MacRun [missed tackle: Champ Howden] [missed tackle: Sawyer Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (6.5 yd gain) |
| 4:26 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Runny MacRun [missed tackle: Tyrese Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (38 yd gain) |
| 4:01 | D.C | TD | Alex Gruber pass to Ice Howden up the right side intercepted by Dookie Dick [missed tackle: Ice Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] (31 yd return) |
| 0:43 | D.C | TD | Runny MacRun rush, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (9 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 13:23 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pass to Timmy Tank up the right side, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] (26 yd gain) |
| 10:57 | D.C | TD | Runny MacRun rush [missed tackle: Samari Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (9 yd gain) |
| 5:22 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pass to Runny MacRun over the middle, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] (1 yd gain) |
| 1:54 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pass to Jonny White Guy over the middle, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] (6.5 yd gain) |
| 1:26 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Keenan Caldwell [missed tackle: Tyrese Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (51 yd gain) |
| 0:48 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pass to Timmy Tank up the right side, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] (58.5 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 12:15 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Runny MacRun to the left (13.5 yd gain), PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] |
| 7:39 | D.C | TD | Van Chowdah rush to the left (3 yd gain), PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] |
| 0:42 | D.C | TD | Runny MacRun rush, PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (1 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 12:47 | D.C | FG | 21 yd field goal attempted by Morton Andersson, made [FG] |
| 9:57 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Rocky Caruso [missed tackle: Priest Howden] [missed tackle: Michael Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (24.5 yd gain) |
| 6:03 | D.C | TD | Zach Burnette pitch to Runny MacRun [missed tackle: Tyrone Howden], PAT made by Morton Andersson [TD] to the left (15 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| D.C | Grodno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 712.5 | -17 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 492 | -68 |
| Rushes | 58 | 19 |
| Yards/Rush | 8.5 | -3.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 220.5 | 51 |
| Completions/Attempts | 20/32 | 15/37 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.9 | 1.4 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 7 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 17 |
| Yards per Punt | 33 | 25.4 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| D.C | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Retired Player | 90 | 20 | 32 | 220.5 | 62.5 | 6.9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| Grodno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Alex Gruber | 56 | 15 | 37 | 51 | 40.5 | 1.4 | 23 | 7 | -33 | 2 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| D.C | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Runny MacRun | 46 | 26 | 219 | 8.4 | 7 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 37 | 18 | 188.5 | 10.5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tate Foggler | 59 | 7 | 29 | 4.1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Rocky Caruso | 25 | 5 | 47 | 9.4 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Van Chowdah | 30 | 2 | 8.5 | 4.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grodno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| QB Alex Gruber | 56 | 7 | -33 | -4.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dominic Bowser | 25 | 6 | -14.5 | -2.4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| HB King Howden | 31 | 4 | -14 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Samson Howden | 38 | 2 | -6.5 | -3.3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| D.C | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| TE Timmy Tank | 73 | 5 | 118.5 | 23.7 | 16.1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rob Garza | 64 | 4 | 37.5 | 9.4 | 2.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jonny White Guy | 61 | 3 | 26.5 | 8.8 | 1.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barrett Weyneth | 32 | 3 | 14.5 | 4.8 | 2.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Runny MacRun | 46 | 2 | 5.5 | 2.8 | 3.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tate Foggler | 59 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Moss Butterfly | 66 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 37 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Keagan Cramer | 77 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grodno | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| TE Hercules Howden | 52 | 5 | 26 | 5.2 | 1.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ice Howden | 52 | 2 | 8.5 | 4.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Samson Howden | 38 | 2 | -4.5 | -2.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Phillip Howden | 50 | 2 | 17.5 | 8.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gabriel Howden | 31 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB King Howden | 31 | 2 | -0.5 | -0.3 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Amobe Howden | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Clak Céd | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| D.C | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Morton Andersson | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 15 | 15 |
| Grodno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Clak Jay | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting | |||
| D.C | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Hang Man | 3 | 99 | 33 |
| Grodno | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Mack Howden | 17 | 431 | 25.4 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| D.C | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB LeRoy Jenkins | 1 | 40.5 | 40.5 | 0 | 5 | 67.5 | 13.5 | 0 |
| WR Moss Butterfly | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 151.5 | 12.6 | 0 |
| Grodno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Clak Céd | 13 | 309.5 | 23.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Marshaal Howden | 3 | 71 | 23.7 | 0 | 2 | 31.5 | 15.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| D.C | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Axe Stetson | 78 | 66 |
| G Frank Schweitzer | 77 | 34 |
| OT Ty Murray | 76 | 24 |
| C Garrett Williams | 66 | 24 |
| G Skinny Pete | 57 | 22 |
| C Shea Wolfsbane | 45 | 20 |
| OT Retired Player | 44 | 18 |
| G Retired Player | 35 | 14 |
| G Hiram Engelschnidershmidt | 11 | 8 |
| FB Tate Foggler | 59 | 7 |
| WR Keagan Cramer | 77 | 6 |
| TE Timmy Tank | 73 | 4 |
| TE Jonny White Guy | 61 | 3 |
| WR Rob Garza | 64 | 2 |
| WR Moss Butterfly | 66 | 2 |
| DE Retired Player | 38 | 2 |
| HB Rocky Caruso | 25 | 1 |
| LB Bundt Nobowski | 35 | 1 |
| WR Barrett Weyneth | 32 | 1 |
| DE Stephen Brown | 56 | 1 |
| HB Runny MacRun | 46 | 1 |
| DT Ricky-Jean Francois | 53 | 1 |
| Grodno | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Retired Player | 67 | 0 |
| G Achilles Howden | 44 | 0 |
| OT Tennessee Howden | 56 | 0 |
| C Samuel Howden | 50 | 0 |
| G Arenas Howden | 76 | 0 |
| OT Tank Howden | 9 | 0 |
| G Nana Howden | 32 | 0 |
| C Kenneth Arrow | 63 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| D.C | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| DE Stephen Brown | 56 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ricky-Jean Francois | 53 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jake Weston | 50 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player | 38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bundt Nobowski | 35 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Tipsy Koala | 61 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dookie Oden | 56 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 1 |
| FS Cole Gumm | 47 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Joe Mielke | 56 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jimi O'Boogie | 36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mike Hunthertz | 56 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Gabriel Wood | 44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Head-Slappin Morris | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Keagan Cramer | 77 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ryan Gardner | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB RB Chaser | 38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB LeRoy Jenkins | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB L.T. Badass | 51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Frosty Bones | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Adam Simpson | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS I am McLovin | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grodno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Pwny Xprezz | 67 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Symeon Howden | 112 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Marshall Howden | 68 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Champ Howden | 74 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Tyrese Howden | 115 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Michael Howden | 85 | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Samari Howden | 102 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Pepe Viyuela | 54 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Priest Howden | 78 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Tyrone Howden | 63 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Vince Howden | 51 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Marshaal Howden | 77 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Caeser Howden | 64 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Kenneth Arrow | 63 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sawyer Howden | 113 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hercules Howden | 52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Malcolm Howden | 60 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sala Howden | 67 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ice Howden | 52 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |