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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 10:50 | Washington | TD | George Street rush, PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] up the middle (no gain) |
| 7:21 | Santiago | FG | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Gold Toe Sock, made [FG] |
| 2:14 | Washington | TD | Patrick Partlow rush up the middle (5 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 1:22 | Washington | TD | George Street rush to the right (2 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 9:39 | Washington | TD | George Street rush [missed tackle: Lee Lamborghini (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (4 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 6:31 | Santiago | FG | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by Gold Toe Sock, made [FG] |
| 5:52 | Washington | TD | Wolf Wallace pass to George Street up the right side [missed tackle: Brian Stann] [missed tackle: Daniel Bateman] [missed tackle: Mauricio Rua] [missed tackle: Baba Booooey], PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] (73 yd gain) |
| 1:07 | Washington | FG | 28 yd field goal attempted by Puchtit Wright, made [FG] |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 10:39 | Washington | TD | Patrick Partlow rush to the right (5.5 yd gain), PAT missed by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 10:26 | Santiago | TD | Ben Randall pass to Norm DeSpain up the left side, PAT made by Gold Toe Sock [TD] (80 yd gain) |
| 8:55 | Santiago | TD | Wolf Wallace pass to Karl Agathon up the left side intercepted by Davey Hasselhoff, PAT made by Gold Toe Sock [TD] (63 yd return) |
| 6:07 | Washington | TD | Patrick Partlow rush to the right (5 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 4:31 | Santiago | FG | 54 yd field goal attempted by Gold Toe Sock, made [FG] |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 13:30 | Washington | TD | George Street rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 11:46 | Santiago | TD | Chase Corvette rush, PAT made by Gold Toe Sock [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) |
| 9:13 | Washington | TD | Erik Perez pass to Karl Agathon up the right side, PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] (26 yd gain) |
| 7:48 | Washington | TD | Erik Perez pass to Quintin Flint up the left side (11 yd gain), PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] |
| 2:24 | Washington | TD | George Street rush, PAT made by Puchtit Wright [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) |
| 1:50 | Santiago | TD | Ben Randall pass to Krister Andersson up the left side (54.5 yd gain), PAT made by Gold Toe Sock [TD] |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Santiago | Washington | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 443.5 | 819 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 71.5 | 262.5 |
| Rushes | 18 | 48 |
| Yards/Rush | 4 | 5.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 372 | 556.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 20/45 | 35/44 |
| Yards/Pass | 8.3 | 12.6 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 4 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 4 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 41.5 | 51 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Santiago | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Ben Randall | 63 | 20 | 45 | 372 | 44.4 | 8.3 | 7 | 1 | -2.5 | 4 | 2 |
| Washington | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Erik Perez | 59 | 19 | 24 | 283 | 79.2 | 11.8 | 6 | 1 | -6.5 | 0 | 2 |
| QB Wolf Wallace | 35 | 16 | 20 | 273.5 | 80 | 13.7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Santiago | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| FB Pōtatau Tūrangawaewae | 35 | 10 | 43 | 4.3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Chase Corvette | 22 | 4 | 19.5 | 4.9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Vladimir Lenin | 19 | 3 | 11.5 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Ben Randall | 63 | 1 | -2.5 | -2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bronislau "Bronko" Nagurski | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Washington | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Patrick Partlow | 51 | 25 | 124.5 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB George Street | 24 | 18 | 125 | 6.9 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Indiana Pwns | 22 | 3 | 20.5 | 6.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Wolf Wallace | 35 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Erik Perez | 59 | 1 | -6.5 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB True Grit | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Matt Ludwick | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Santiago | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Norm DeSpain | 37 | 5 | 152.5 | 30.5 | 12.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kyle Kortnue | 34 | 5 | 83 | 16.6 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Krister Andersson | 41 | 5 | 94 | 18.8 | 7.6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chris "The Stud" Judd | 46 | 2 | 35 | 17.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jürgen Klinsmann | 46 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Chase Corvette | 22 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Steely Buttocks | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Washington | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Karl Agathon | 49 | 10 | 153 | 15.3 | 1.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Quintin Flint | 48 | 8 | 119 | 14.9 | 0.9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Un Believable | 53 | 6 | 81 | 13.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR "Red" Ramage | 44 | 3 | 52.5 | 17.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sam Dealey | 51 | 2 | 13 | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Clutch Play | 39 | 2 | 29.5 | 14.8 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Wrong Way | 37 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB George Street | 24 | 1 | 73 | 73 | 78 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE James "Captain Slow" May | 50 | 1 | 11.5 | 11.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Santiago | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Gold Toe Sock | 3 | 3 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 2/2 | 4 | 4 |
| Washington | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Puchtit Wright | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 10 | 11 |
| Punting | |||
| Santiago | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Ray Guy | 4 | 166 | 41.5 |
| Washington | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Hyman Rickover | 1 | 51 | 51 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Santiago | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Chase Corvette | 2 | 60.5 | 30.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Vladimir Lenin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 0 |
| Washington | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Indiana Pwns | 1 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 3 | 35.5 | 11.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Santiago | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Phillip Swartzenhiemenberger | 41 | 4 |
| TE Steely Buttocks | 18 | 4 |
| G Boonga Boonga | 52 | 3 |
| C Mike Vergenruffenhouser | 44 | 2 |
| OT Jim Bob | 20 | 2 |
| C Nick Jones | 47 | 2 |
| OT Hud Amos | 44 | 2 |
| DT Randy Raider | 61 | 1 |
| G Terry Tahoe | 39 | 1 |
| G Gbaja-Ngtula Wang | 50 | 1 |
| C Gumby Pokey | 18 | 1 |
| OT Harry Hummer | 43 | 1 |
| WR Chris "The Stud" Judd | 46 | 1 |
| OT Max Voodoo | 47 | 0 |
| Washington | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Mobile Mayhem | 56 | 15 |
| G Danny "Lockdown" Hughes | 70 | 15 |
| C Tommy Whitman | 57 | 12 |
| FB True Grit | 34 | 7 |
| TE James "Captain Slow" May | 50 | 7 |
| G 'Spatula' Jones | 50 | 6 |
| G Stanley Steamroller | 36 | 6 |
| OT Tom 'Stonewall' Jackson | 68 | 3 |
| FB Matt Ludwick | 40 | 3 |
| C Edward Beach | 49 | 2 |
| OT Access Denied | 52 | 1 |
| CB Mush Morton | 34 | 1 |
| OT Henry Breault | 54 | 0 |
| OT William Roberts | 38 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| Santiago | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB The Gold Knight | 59 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Buster Stone | 62 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Lee Lamborghini | 64 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mitch Buchanan | 50 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Mauricio Rua | 49 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tink Bell | 43 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Davey Hasselhoff | 79 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 63 | 1 |
| LB Daniel Bateman | 33 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Baba Booooey | 41 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Chester Challenger | 54 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Vince Viper | 64 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hibby Garage | 39 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Randy Raider | 61 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brian Stann | 33 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Lindo Suavez | 46 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cody Bolster | 43 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rocky Ridgeline | 53 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Palmer Bush | 50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Gold Toe Sock | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Krister Andersson | 41 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bronislau "Bronko" Nagurski | 31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jürgen Klinsmann | 46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chris "The Stud" Judd | 46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mean Joe Greene | 49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bigleague Chewie | 48 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eric Escalade | 48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Roid Rage | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Vladimir Lenin | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Seymour Raque | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Washington | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Bud Foster | 36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dick O'Kane | 40 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Erich Topp | 36 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cinkin Marooz | 23 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS 'Big' Ben Jarvis | 34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Isoroku Yamamoto | 46 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0 |
| CB "Swede" Momsen | 48 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Daffy Decleater | 32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Wang Chung | 34 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Heel Hater | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Line Buster | 27 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mike Guillotine | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Takeo Spikes | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eugene Fluckey | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sarah Raine | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Richard Hammond | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hans-Georg Hess | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mush Morton | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stud Muffin | 46 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Tar Baby | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB "Uncle Charlie" Lockwood | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Funka Delic | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE L.Y. Spear | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT David Rocker | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE RJ Washington | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Howard Gilmore | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Karl Doenitz | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 0 |