Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 12:49 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (50.5 yd gain) |
| 10:05 | Ukraine | TD | Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders rush[forced fumble: The Real LT], fumbled , recovered by Ace WhosYourMama, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (55 yd return) |
| 8:59 | Ukraine | TD | WALLY WOUPASS pass to Santonio "burn you deep" Holmes, hurried by Ace WhosYourMama, up the left side intercepted by Veinz Maximus [missed tackle: mister Brickwall], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (36 yd return) |
| 8:27 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pass to Tony (TD) Dorsett over the middle, caught, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (42 yd gain) |
| 5:05 | Kopenhagen | TD | Punt by Spyro Threads, 41 yd, fielded by Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders, PAT made by jacy gomes [TD] (85 yd return) |
| 4:41 | Ukraine | TD | Kickoff by jacy gomes, 62 yd, fielded by Spicey99 McHaggis99, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (93 yd return) |
| 3:33 | Ukraine | TD | Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders rush[forced fumble: The Real LT], fumbled , recovered by Ace WhosYourMama, PAT missed by izi bizi [TD] (33.5 yd return) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 14:00 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pass to Brian Hunt up the right side, caught [missed tackle: ten tubby-tubby] [missed tackle: Big Harvey], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (40.5 yd gain) |
| 12:07 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (35.5 yd gain) |
| 10:51 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett [missed tackle: Adson De Paula], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (55 yd gain) |
| 8:44 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (42.5 yd gain) |
| 7:02 | Ukraine | TD | Punt by Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith, 31 yd, fielded by Spicey99 McHaggis99 [missed tackle: Big Harvey] [missed tackle: Roger Strong], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (52.5 yd return) |
| 1:31 | Ukraine | TD | Brian Hunt rush [missed tackle: nine tubby-tubby] to the right (4.5 yd gain), PAT made by izi bizi [TD] |
| 0:33 | Ukraine | TD | Punt by Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith, 31 yd, fielded by Spicey99 McHaggis99 [missed tackle: Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (65 yd return) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 14:42 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Brian Hunt, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (44 yd gain) |
| 13:36 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Brian Hunt, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (45.5 yd gain) |
| 10:57 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pass to Concussion Bucket up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Roger Strong] [missed tackle: hit stick'], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (49.5 yd gain) |
| 8:11 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett, PAT missed by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (41.5 yd gain) |
| 5:17 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Brian Hunt, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (52.5 yd gain) |
| 3:51 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pass to Brian Hunt up the right side, caught, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (57.5 yd gain) |
| 2:17 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Brian Hunt, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (16 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 13:23 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett [missed tackle: Roger Strong], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (54 yd gain) |
| 11:52 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett [missed tackle: Adson De Paula], PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (52.5 yd gain) |
| 9:48 | Kopenhagen | FG | 49.5 yd field goal attempted by jacy gomes, made [FG] |
| 9:25 | Ukraine | TD | Stau Bach pitch to Brian Hunt [missed tackle: Roger Strong], PAT missed by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (46 yd gain) |
| 8:16 | Ukraine | TD | Stau Bach pitch to Brian Hunt, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (44.5 yd gain) |
| 5:30 | Ukraine | TD | Punt by Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith, 23 yd, fielded by Spicey99 McHaggis99, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (81.5 yd return) |
| 2:00 | Ukraine | TD | Tyler "Fight Club" Durden pass to Tony (TD) Dorsett over the middle, caught, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] (33 yd gain) |
| 0:57 | Ukraine | TD | Stau Bach pitch to Tony (TD) Dorsett, PAT made by izi bizi [TD] up the middle (66 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Kopenhagen | Ukraine | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 190 | 1039.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | -15 | 736.5 |
| Rushes | 31 | 30 |
| Yards/Rush | -0.5 | 24.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 205 | 303 |
| Completions/Attempts | 28/69 | 12/25 |
| Yards/Pass | 3 | 12.1 |
| Times Sacked | 4 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 2 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 18 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 29.5 | 41 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 5 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 3 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Kopenhagen | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Mary Hail | 51 | 12 | 36 | 88 | 33.3 | 2.4 | 8 | 3 | -11.5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB WALLY WOUPASS | 50 | 16 | 33 | 117 | 48.5 | 3.5 | 6 | 1 | -5.5 | 2 | 0 |
| Ukraine | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Tyler "Fight Club" Durden | 48 | 10 | 19 | 268.5 | 52.6 | 14.1 | 1 | 1 | -7.5 | 0 | 5 |
| QB Stau Bach | 9 | 2 | 6 | 34.5 | 33.3 | 5.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Kopenhagen | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders | 85 | 19 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 3 |
| HB Barry Sannnders | 35 | 6 | -0.5 | -0.1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Mary Hail | 51 | 3 | -11.5 | -3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Yvon De Tarwac | 43 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB WALLY WOUPASS | 50 | 1 | -5.5 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ukraine | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Tony (TD) Dorsett | 32 | 14 | 444.5 | 31.8 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian Hunt | 24 | 14 | 300 | 21.4 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Concussion Bucket | 48 | 1 | -0.5 | -0.5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tyler "Fight Club" Durden | 48 | 1 | -7.5 | -7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bakyt Zhazykbekov | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Kopenhagen | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Santonio "burn you deep" Holmes | 117 | 5 | 49 | 9.8 | 0.9 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Francis "Psycho" Sawyer | 56 | 4 | 50 | 12.5 | 3.8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Skyllo Teixeira | 70 | 4 | 22 | 5.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Reece Lightning | 82 | 4 | 28.5 | 7.1 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Catch-En Everything | 66 | 3 | 10 | 3.3 | 0.8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Doug Carvalho | 90 | 3 | 27 | 9 | 2.5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Yvon De Tarwac | 43 | 3 | 1 | 0.3 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR DJ RedZone | 88 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders | 85 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| Ukraine | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Tony (TD) Dorsett | 32 | 3 | 85.5 | 28.5 | 33.2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dave McIlvaney | 44 | 3 | 23.5 | 7.8 | 1.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian Hunt | 24 | 2 | 98 | 49 | 52.3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR speedy man | 38 | 1 | 21 | 21 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kellen Winslow.. | 37 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Concussion Bucket | 48 | 1 | 49.5 | 49.5 | 50.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gripz Jigglyballs | 40 | 1 | 13.5 | 13.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE John-Paul York | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Randy Midget | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Kopenhagen | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K jacy gomes | 1 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/1 | 1 | 1 |
| Ukraine | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K izi bizi | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 24 | 27 |
| Punting | |||
| Kopenhagen | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith | 18 | 531 | 29.5 |
| Ukraine | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Spyro Threads | 1 | 41 | 41 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Kopenhagen | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Barry Sannnders | 28 | 653 | 23.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 85 | 85 | 1 |
| Ukraine | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Spicey99 McHaggis99 | 3 | 174.5 | 58.2 | 1 | 18 | 510 | 28.3 | 3 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Kopenhagen | Plays | Pancakes |
| G El Pancake | 52 | 0 |
| G Taz Zy | 87 | 0 |
| OT mister Brickwall | 101 | 0 |
| C Jaded Halo | 81 | 0 |
| OT Richard Collier | 101 | 0 |
| C Jonny Hugeblock | 38 | 0 |
| G Devin Hymel | 92 | 0 |
| Ukraine | Plays | Pancakes |
| G BamBam Ironknuckles | 61 | 28 |
| OT Bob "The Blob" Johnson | 52 | 24 |
| C Guts McSaddlebutt | 59 | 4 |
| C Snap Thetoss | 41 | 3 |
| CB Remote Control | 50 | 2 |
| FB Concussion Bucket | 48 | 2 |
| G Strong Bobb | 37 | 2 |
| LB The Real LT | 58 | 2 |
| LB Bryan UrSmacker | 46 | 2 |
| G A Konan | 39 | 1 |
| WR speedy man | 38 | 1 |
| TE John-Paul York | 25 | 1 |
| CB Spicey99 McHaggis99 | 107 | 1 |
| SS Steven Kriesen | 102 | 1 |
| WR Randy Midget | 34 | 1 |
| TE Kellen Winslow.. | 37 | 1 |
| OT topicus jeticus | 39 | 0 |
| OT Nipples McGillicuti | 40 | 0 |
| OT Big Jones | 30 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Kopenhagen | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Big Harvey | 68 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Beta Watchout | 35 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Adson De Paula | 79 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB flick flack | 50 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Markus Magnusson | 63 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB \\\ Wolverine /// | 36 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT eight tubby-tubby | 57 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gonçalo Carvalho | 57 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB "THE" "FONZ" | 37 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR DJ RedZone | 88 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT c mountjoy | 57 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Leo Carvalho | 45 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB ten tubby-tubby | 31 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Richard Collier | 101 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Jonny Hugeblock | 38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB hit stick' | 60 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Santonio "burn you deep" Holmes | 117 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Doug Carvalho | 90 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT mister Brickwall | 101 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Roger Strong | 74 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Devin Hymel | 92 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE pombinha godines | 57 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Hunter 'tubby-tubby' smith | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Skyllo Teixeira | 70 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB nine tubby-tubby | 36 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Adrian "Crazy Legs" Sanders | 85 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mrmac B11 | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K jacy gomes | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Yvon De Tarwac | 43 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ukraine | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Supa Freak | 108 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB The Real LT | 58 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT O-lines Forbreakfast | 71 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Icy Bobb | 29 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ace WhosYourMama | 93 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Buster Crumpecker | 70 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Flash Winfield | 70 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Spicey99 McHaggis99 | 107 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KR Scouten | 75 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Bryan UrSmacker | 46 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ren Finn | 52 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11.5 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT War Chuck | 44 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Steven Kriesen | 102 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bakyt Zhazykbekov | 46 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jasper Bojangels | 60 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Veinz Maximus | 85 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 1 |
| DE Squishin Faces | 61 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Remote Control | 50 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Andy Saxyou | 73 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS bud greeen | 55 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K izi bizi | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Flim Flam Peterson | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Eggers Evans | 73 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sally Amua | 54 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |