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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 11:29 | Sudan | FG | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] |
| 6:00 | Dijibouti | TD | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] up the middle (no gain) |
| 2:50 | Dijibouti | TD | Shelley Davis pass to Catchin Everything up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Brasher Miller], PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] (36.5 yd gain) |
| 0:36 | Sudan | TD | Thaddeus Challis pass to Miaoe Baeis up the left side, caught, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] (5.5 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 11:24 | Dijibouti | FG | 25 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] |
| 6:50 | Sudan | FG | 24 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] |
| 2:00 | Sudan | TD | Laschelle Tarver rush, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 9:08 | Sudan | TD | Laschelle Tarver rush, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) |
| 6:30 | Dijibouti | FG | 40 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] |
| 2:43 | Sudan | FG | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] |
| 0:31 | Dijibouti | TD | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, caught, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] (16 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 12:13 | Sudan | FG | 17 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] |
| 7:54 | Dijibouti | TD | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain), PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] |
| 6:51 | Sudan | TD | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Miaoe Baeis up the right side, caught, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] [deflected by D. Rodgers Cromartie] (36 yd gain) |
| 6:28 | Dijibouti | TD | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] up the middle (62.5 yd gain) |
| 2:10 | Sudan | FG | 31 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] |
| 0:38 | Dijibouti | FG | 35 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Sudan | Dijibouti | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 475.5 | 460.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 102 | 208 |
| Rushes | 26 | 35 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.9 | 5.9 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 373.5 | 252.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 28/40 | 22/34 |
| Yards/Pass | 9.3 | 7.4 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 3 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 42 | 37 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 5 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 3 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Sudan | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Thaddeus Challis | 56 | 23 | 30 | 278.5 | 76.7 | 9.3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot | 10 | 5 | 10 | 95 | 50 | 9.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Dijibouti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Shelley Davis | 70 | 22 | 34 | 252.5 | 64.7 | 7.4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Sudan | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB "Neon" Leon Washington | 50 | 17 | 65 | 3.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Laschelle Tarver | 50 | 6 | 31 | 5.2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Andre Agassi | 31 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Thaddeus Challis | 56 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Markus Frank | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dijibouti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Beer Trukkin | 59 | 18 | 169.5 | 9.4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
| HB Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs | 34 | 17 | 38.5 | 2.3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Dennis Chen | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Bruce Foley | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Sudan | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Marquis Jabbawockee | 51 | 6 | 81.5 | 13.6 | 3.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Troy Frank | 70 | 5 | 68.5 | 13.7 | 4.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gimme Catches | 27 | 4 | 52.5 | 13.1 | 2.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Laschelle Tarver | 50 | 4 | 75.5 | 18.9 | 17.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jesper Spurn | 34 | 3 | 25 | 8.3 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Markus Frank | 34 | 3 | 16.5 | 5.5 | 7.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Miaoe Baeis | 43 | 2 | 41.5 | 20.8 | 8.3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB "Neon" Leon Washington | 50 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Andre Agassi | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Michael Campen | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dijibouti | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Beer Trukkin | 59 | 7 | 42 | 6 | 6.1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| WR Speedy McSpeedmister | 64 | 6 | 70 | 11.7 | 4.1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jimmy Jonesy | 62 | 4 | 69.5 | 17.4 | 4.6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Catchin Everything | 26 | 3 | 46 | 15.3 | 11.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Shannon Sharpay | 67 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Burrito Supreme | 53 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Sudan | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Mike Piazza | 5 | 5 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 2/2 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 4 | 4 |
| Dijibouti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Morris Tannenbaum | 3 | 3 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 5 | 5 |
| Punting | |||
| Sudan | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P big boom boom | 1 | 42 | 42 |
| Dijibouti | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Tony Schenk | 1 | 37 | 37 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Sudan | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Laschelle Tarver | 8 | 221.5 | 27.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB "Neon" Leon Washington | 1 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 1 | 25.5 | 25.5 | 0 |
| Dijibouti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Pac-Man Harrison | 10 | 270.5 | 27.1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Sudan | Plays | Pancakes |
| C Snappy Ball | 55 | 3 |
| C Patrick "Randy" Roach | 44 | 2 |
| G Stacey Searle | 15 | 2 |
| G Will Taft | 66 | 2 |
| OT Squiggy McSquigster | 56 | 2 |
| FB Andre Agassi | 31 | 1 |
| OT Guy Wilkes | 34 | 1 |
| OT Randall Hamilton | 10 | 1 |
| SS Antonio vecchio | 80 | 1 |
| HB Laschelle Tarver | 50 | 1 |
| DE Sacks Master | 67 | 1 |
| FB Markus Frank | 34 | 1 |
| G Raz Mann | 51 | 0 |
| Dijibouti | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Benjamin Ryan | 48 | 6 |
| OT Jolly Mammoth | 22 | 5 |
| OT Under Cuttin' | 49 | 3 |
| G Chop Blockin' | 62 | 1 |
| WR Speedy McSpeedmister | 64 | 1 |
| C Hous Da Rock | 65 | 1 |
| DE Okoye Munashe | 59 | 1 |
| DT Kiwi Maioho | 46 | 1 |
| G No One May Pass | 55 | 0 |
| OT Run Into Me | 25 | 0 |
| G Randy Harisson | 26 | 0 |
| C Eye lol | 7 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Sudan | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Antonio vecchio | 80 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Terry Trayne | 56 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Virgil Ferro | 73 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sacks Master | 67 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Pleasedont Hurtme | 78 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gnarlie Brown | 44 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB acerola coldious | 83 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS El Chavo Del Ocho | 34 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Now You See Me Now You Don't | 79 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Darrell Thompson | 48 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Brasher Miller | 39 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Meat Curtains | 27 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Randall Hamilton | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Squiggy McSquigster | 56 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Road Kill | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Markus Frank | 34 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Graham Motley | 56 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Troy Frank | 70 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT I ate Baked Beans for Breakfast | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB AU WINS | 69 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Snappy Ball | 55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rafer Wafer | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE micheal bristol | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Doctor Wily | 73 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Getyo Qtrbck | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dijibouti | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| FS Doin the Run Around | 76 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB D. Rodgers Cromartie | 89 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 0 |
| LB Slow Down | 60 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rocky Kruzhim | 57 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Thomas Saxondale | 53 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pac-Man Harrison | 59 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT The Big Stop Sign | 64 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS DeAngelo Bingham | 76 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dominique R. - Cromartie | 63 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 27 | 0 |
| K Morris Tannenbaum | 12 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Yadi Molina | 25 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB kris "family" jewels | 37 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Johnny Dare | 58 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Burrito Supreme | 53 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Hous Da Rock | 65 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Crafty Crafterson | 48 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Shannon Sharpay | 67 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Under Cuttin' | 49 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Okoye Munashe | 59 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Kiwi Maioho | 46 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Floa 69 | 30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Chuk Suddeth | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G No One May Pass | 55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Beer Trukkin | 59 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE How about a Sack Lunch | 25 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |