Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sudan Impact 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 50 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (23 yd return) [tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay | ||
| 14:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dominique R. - Cromartie] | Replay |
| 14:04 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 49 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: The Big Stop Sign] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 3rd & inches | OPP 47 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Gimme Catches up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pac-Man Harrison] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 33.5 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: The Big Stop Sign] | Replay |
| 11:56 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 32.5 | Andre Agassi rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: The Big Stop Sign] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] | |
| Dijibouti Danger 11:25 | ||||
| 11:25 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 48 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (22 yd return) [tackle: Brasher Miller] | Replay | ||
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Beer Trukkin rush[forced fumble: Virgil Ferro], fumbled , recovered by Under Cuttin' (-1 yd return) [tackle: Sacks Master] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, caught (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Thompson] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 26 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin [missed tackle: Now You See Me Now You Don't] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pleasedont Hurtme] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 16 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Virgil Ferro] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 14 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sacks Master] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sacks Master] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 7.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Pleasedont Hurtme] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 5:57 | ||||
| 5:57 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 60 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (28.5 yd return) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay | ||
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Johnny Dare] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Laschelle Tarver rush to the left (19 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 4:29 | ||||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Jesper Spurn, hurried by Kiwi Maioho, up the right side intercepted by D. Rodgers Cromartie (17 yd return) [tackle: Squiggy McSquigster] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Beer Trukkin rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 43 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 3:21 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 39 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush[forced fumble: Virgil Ferro], fumbled , recovered by No One May Pass (0.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Burrito Supreme up the left side [deflected by Now You See Me Now You Don't] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Catchin Everything up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Brasher Miller], PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] (36.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 58 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay | ||
| 2:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Laschelle Tarver over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (24 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Laschelle Tarver rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Big Stop Sign] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Miaoe Baeis up the left side, caught, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] (5.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 0:32 | ||||
| 0:32 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 54 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Gnarlie Brown] | Replay | ||
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: acerola coldious] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 47.5 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Sacks Master] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Now You See Me Now You Don't] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 12 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 8 | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin to the left (no gain) [tackle: Gnarlie Brown] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] | |
| Sudan Impact 11:20 | ||||
| 11:20 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 51 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (26 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay | ||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Markus Frank up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 49 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 49.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Marquis Jabbawockee up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Dominique R. - Cromartie] | Replay |
| 9:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Gimme Catches over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: kris "family" jewels] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 30 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank up the right side, caught [deflected by kris "family" jewels] (10 yd gain) [tackle: kris "family" jewels] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank up the right side, caught [deflected by Doin the Run Around] (10 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 10 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Kiwi Maioho] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 7 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Miaoe Baeis up the left side [deflected by Dominique R. - Cromartie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:50 | 4th & 7 | OPP 7 | 24 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] | |
| Dijibouti Danger 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 59 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison [missed tackle: Brasher Miller] (30.5 yd return) [tackle: Meat Curtains] | Replay | ||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 49.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Graham Motley] | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | 4th & 2 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by Tony Schenk, 37 yd, fielded by "Neon" Leon Washington (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Shannon Sharpay] | Replay |
| 4:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Gimme Catches over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pac-Man Harrison] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Jesper Spurn up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dominique R. - Cromartie] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Thaddeus Challis pass to "Neon" Leon Washington over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:25 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 36 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Jesper Spurn up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Laschelle Tarver over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pac-Man Harrison] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas Saxondale] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Laschelle Tarver rush, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 1:56 | ||||
| 1:56 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 55 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (23 yd return) [tackle: acerola coldious] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin to the right (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pleasedont Hurtme] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Offensive Timeout Called: Dijibouti Danger | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Brasher Miller (Spin)][Monster Hit forced fumble: Antonio vecchio], fumbled , recovered by Now You See Me Now You Don't (16.5 yd return) [tackle: Burrito Supreme] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Markus Frank over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sudan Impact | Replay |
| 1:08 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Laschelle Tarver rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Okoye Munashe] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sudan Impact | Replay |
| 1:00 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 37 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Gimme Catches over the middle [deflected by kris "family" jewels] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 0:54 | ||||
| 0:54 | 4th & 4 | OWN 37 | Punt by big boom boom, 42 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (19 yd return) [tackle: El Chavo Del Ocho] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Shelley Davis pass to Catchin Everything up the left side, caught [deflected by Now You See Me Now You Don't] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Now You See Me Now You Don't] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Offensive Timeout Called: Dijibouti Danger | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Virgil Ferro] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Dijibouti Danger | Replay |
| 0:27 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 46 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Virgil Ferro] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 59 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (31.5 yd return) [tackle: Darrell Thompson] | Replay | ||
| 14:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: acerola coldious] | Replay |
| 14:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush [missed tackle: Virgil Ferro (Stiff Arm)] to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 43 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Meat Curtains] | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 12:53 | ||||
| 12:53 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 37.5 | Beer Trukkin rush[Big Hit forced fumble: Virgil Ferro], fumbled , recovered by AU WINS (0 yd return) [tackle: Under Cuttin'] | Replay |
| 12:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank over the middle, caught [missed tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] (28.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crafty Crafterson] | Replay |
| 12:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Marquis Jabbawockee over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pac-Man Harrison] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 30.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Markus Frank over the middle, caught [missed tackle: kris "family" jewels] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas Saxondale] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Marquis Jabbawockee over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pac-Man Harrison] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Jesper Spurn up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 3 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Johnny Dare] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Laschelle Tarver rush, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 9:05 | ||||
| 9:05 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 62 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (33 yd return) [tackle: Darrell Thompson] | Replay | ||
| 8:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Shelley Davis pass to Burrito Supreme over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pleasedont Hurtme] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 23 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side [deflected by Darrell Thompson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:36 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 23 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister up the left side [deflected by acerola coldious] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:30 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 23 | 40 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] | |
| Sudan Impact 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 54 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (27 yd return) [tackle: DeAngelo Bingham] | Replay | ||
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Laschelle Tarver up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 35 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Marquis Jabbawockee up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas Saxondale] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 29 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Laschelle Tarver rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 15.5 | Thaddeus Challis pass to "Neon" Leon Washington over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:09 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 15.5 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Slow Down] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 4th & 4 | OPP 13.5 | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] | |
| Dijibouti Danger 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 56 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (22.5 yd return) [tackle: Gnarlie Brown] | Replay | ||
| 2:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 40.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Sacks Master] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 43.5 | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin, out of bounds to the left (40.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush up the middle (no gain) [Big Hit tackle: Virgil Ferro] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 16 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, caught, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] (16 yd gain) | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 0:23 | ||||
| 0:23 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 59 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Morris Tannenbaum] | Replay | ||
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | [forced fumble: Yadi Molina], fumbled , recovered by Squiggy McSquigster (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Michael Campen, hurried by How about a Sack Lunch, up the left side [deflected by Pac-Man Harrison] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 14:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Marquis Jabbawockee up the right side, caught [deflected by D. Rodgers Cromartie] (30 yd gain) [tackle: DeAngelo Bingham] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Andre Agassi rush [missed tackle: Slow Down] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Thomas Saxondale] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Kruzhim] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 3rd & G | OPP 0 | Thaddeus Challis pass to Troy Frank up the right side [deflected by Johnny Dare] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:13 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | 17 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] | |
| Dijibouti Danger 12:09 | ||||
| 12:09 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 55 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (29 yd return) [tackle: Now You See Me Now You Don't] | Replay | ||
| 11:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | False start penalty committed by Benjamin Ryan | Replay |
| 11:54 | 1st & 15 | OWN 38.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 37.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister, hurried by micheal bristol, up the left side, thrown low, caught (26 yd gain) [tackle: Brasher Miller] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin over the middle [deflected by Darrell Thompson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Willie "The Bulldozer" Biggs rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Meat Curtains] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 31 | Shelley Davis pass to Shannon Sharpay up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Antonio vecchio] | Replay |
| 9:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Catchin Everything up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: El Chavo Del Ocho] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 16.5 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 9 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 7:54 | 3rd & G | OPP 4.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain), PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 7:50 | ||||
| 7:50 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 55 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (32.5 yd return) [tackle: Thomas Saxondale] | Replay | ||
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Laschelle Tarver over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Yadi Molina] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Marquis Jabbawockee up the left side [deflected by Dominique R. - Cromartie] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Miaoe Baeis up the right side, caught, PAT made by Mike Piazza [TD] [deflected by D. Rodgers Cromartie] (36 yd gain) | Replay |
| Dijibouti Danger 6:41 | ||||
| 6:41 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 52 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Gnarlie Brown] | Replay | ||
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Shelley Davis pitch to Beer Trukkin, PAT made by Morris Tannenbaum [TD] up the middle (62.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 6:09 | ||||
| 6:09 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 53 yd, fielded by "Neon" Leon Washington (21 yd return) [tackle: Morris Tannenbaum] | Replay | ||
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Marquis Jabbawockee up the left side [deflected by Pac-Man Harrison] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Marquis Jabbawockee, hurried by Okoye Munashe, up the left side, caught [deflected by Doin the Run Around] (20.5 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Gimme Catches over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Doin the Run Around] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Andre Agassi up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to "Neon" Leon Washington, hurried by Johnny Dare, over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DeAngelo Bingham] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 17.5 | Thaddeus Challis pitch to "Neon" Leon Washington to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: D. Rodgers Cromartie] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 15.5 | "Neon" Leon Washington rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DeAngelo Bingham] | Replay |
| 2:10 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Mike Piazza, made [FG] | |
| Dijibouti Danger 2:06 | ||||
| 2:06 | Kickoff by Mike Piazza, 65 yd, fielded by Pac-Man Harrison (33 yd return) [tackle: Road Kill] | Replay | ||
| 1:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Speedy McSpeedmister up the left side, caught, out of bounds (7 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Shannon Sharpay over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Antonio vecchio [deflected by Antonio vecchio] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:31 | 4th & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Shelley Davis pass to Burrito Supreme up the left side [deflected by Darrell Thompson] (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| 1:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Michael Campen, hurried by The Big Stop Sign, up the left side intercepted by Dominique R. - Cromartie (27 yd return) [tackle: Markus Frank] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy, hurried by Sacks Master, up the right side [deflected by El Chavo Del Ocho] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43 | Shelley Davis pass to Jimmy Jonesy up the right side, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: Brasher Miller] | Replay |
| 0:52 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 43 | Dijibouti Danger calls timeout | Replay |
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24 | Shelley Davis pass to Beer Trukkin up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: El Chavo Del Ocho] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24 | Dijibouti Danger calls timeout | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 18 | 35 yd field goal attempted by Morris Tannenbaum, made [FG] | |
| Sudan Impact 0:34 | ||||
| 0:34 | Kickoff by Morris Tannenbaum, 60 yd, fielded by Laschelle Tarver (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Morris Tannenbaum] | Replay | ||
| Dijibouti Danger 0:19 | ||||
| 0:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Some Guy Who Likes to Throw the Ball a Lot pass to Miaoe Baeis up the right side intercepted by D. Rodgers Cromartie (14 yd return) [tackle: Randall Hamilton] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Beer Trukkin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Sudan Impact calls timeout | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 34.5 | Beer Trukkin rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Terry Trayne] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 34.5 | Sudan Impact calls timeout | Replay |
| Sudan Impact 0:02 | ||||
| 0:02 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 31 | Beer Trukkin rush[forced fumble: Virgil Ferro], fumbled , recovered by Terry Trayne [missed tackle: Under Cuttin'] (2 yd return) [tackle: Hous Da Rock] | Replay |