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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 13:47 | Glasgow | TD | Sasori rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (39.5 yd gain) |
| 12:32 | Glasgow | TD | Punt by alfonzo smores, 11 yd, fielded by Pickedyour Pocket, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (57.5 yd return) |
| 6:31 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: Jamison Malone] [missed tackle: Worst player ever], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (84 yd gain) |
| 5:09 | Glasgow | TD | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (36.5 yd gain) |
| 3:29 | Glasgow | TD | Sasori rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (52 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 11:37 | Glasgow | TD | Punt by alfonzo smores, 18 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: alfonzo smores], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (65.5 yd return) |
| 8:28 | Glasgow | TD | ROCKY "THE ROCKET" WALKER pitch to JJ Jurkasz Jr., PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) |
| 4:20 | Glasgow | TD | Sasori rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (54 yd gain) |
| 1:11 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin] [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (13 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 9:23 | Glasgow | TD | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (14.5 yd gain) |
| 7:52 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (57 yd gain) |
| 5:15 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (56.5 yd gain) |
| 2:30 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Jacob Cleary], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (14 yd gain) |
| 0:50 | Glasgow | TD | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pass to Dance Gavin Dance up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (66 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 13:35 | Glasgow | TD | Brandon Yang rush to the right (3 yd gain), PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] |
| 12:05 | Glasgow | TD | Sasori rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (21 yd gain) |
| 10:17 | Glasgow | TD | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (34 yd gain) |
| 9:11 | Glasgow | TD | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (43 yd gain) |
| 7:09 | Glasgow | TD | Brandon Yang rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (7 yd gain) |
| 1:21 | Glasgow | TD | Sasori rush [missed tackle: Jacob Cleary], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (39 yd gain) |
| 0:17 | Glasgow | TD | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pitch to JJ Jurkasz Jr. [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (41 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Glasgow | The | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 962 | 190.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 896 | 68.5 |
| Rushes | 42 | 26 |
| Yards/Rush | 21.3 | 2.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 66 | 122 |
| Completions/Attempts | 1/4 | 14/73 |
| Yards/Pass | 16.5 | 1.7 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 18 |
| Yards per Punt | 17 | 14.6 |
| PENALTIES | 10 | 13 |
| Penalty Yards | 50 | 65 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Glasgow | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Bitemyshiny MetalA** | 30 | 1 | 3 | 66 | 33.3 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB ROCKY "THE ROCKET" WALKER | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Tom Gunslinger | 210 | 14 | 73 | 122 | 19.2 | 1.7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Glasgow | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB JJ Jurkasz Jr. | 26 | 23 | 487 | 21.2 | 8 | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brandon Yang | 34 | 11 | 180.5 | 16.4 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Sasori | 32 | 7 | 218.5 | 31.2 | 5 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Drago Khudenko | 41 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB !! EvilMustang Exorcist !! | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Hitz Stickz | 203 | 25 | 65.5 | 2.6 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Raymond Nugent CPU | 116 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Abel Grimes CPU | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Glasgow | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Dance Gavin Dance | 29 | 1 | 66 | 66 | 56 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Andre the BEAST Johnson | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Harlon Hill | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE TE Gaines, Michael | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Oxen Slayer | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE They Might Be Giants | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| CB Al "Shutdown" Woodson | 210 | 6 | 56.5 | 9.4 | 1.2 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Worst player ever | 210 | 6 | 49 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| WR CaIvin Johnson | 209 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Hitz Stickz | 203 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Abel Grimes CPU | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Joaquin Unger CPU | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Preston Faulk CPU | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Glasgow | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Deadeye Doug | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 21 | 21 |
| K Kicks McKickington | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K alfonzo smores | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting | |||
| Glasgow | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P slowwww built | 2 | 34 | 17 |
| The | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| K alfonzo smores | 18 | 263 | 14.6 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Glasgow | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Sasori | 1 | 27.5 | 27.5 | 0 | 15 | 316.5 | 21.1 | 1 |
| CB Pickedyour Pocket | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 57.5 | 57.5 | 1 |
| The | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Al "Shutdown" Woodson | 20 | 422 | 21.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR CaIvin Johnson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Glasgow | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Brandon Loadholt | 34 | 2 |
| G Bruce The Bruiser | 35 | 2 |
| G Phill Atio | 37 | 2 |
| WR Harlon Hill | 32 | 1 |
| OT Rolling Steam | 36 | 1 |
| G Raheem Lockwood CPU | 34 | 1 |
| OT OT Cherilus, Gosder | 54 | 1 |
| G Octavio Pelletier CPU | 36 | 1 |
| HB Sasori | 32 | 1 |
| C Moodrei Zhenlava | 49 | 1 |
| OT Blockhead Blocker | 56 | 0 |
| The | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT silly little arsehole | 210 | 0 |
| G Coty McNamara CPU | 116 | 0 |
| C Pete Ryan CPU | 19 | 0 |
| OT Abraham Juarez CPU | 158 | 0 |
| OT Don Payne CPU | 2 | 0 |
| G Ismael Queen CPU | 18 | 0 |
| G Mike Cheney CPU | 134 | 0 |
| OT Isaac McMullen CPU | 2 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Glasgow | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Josh Sulamula | 114 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
| CB Zip McFlash | 107 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS SS Bullocks, Daniel | 137 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB Sims, Ernie | 58 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Kicks McKickington | 13 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Slim **Shady** | 94 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE OneBad MoFo | 82 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pickedyour Pocket | 81 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB !! BigMuscle ManHammer !! | 119 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Deadeye Doug | 10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ted Theodore Logan* | 56 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB King Mikibat | 105 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Said Saladino | 137 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bill S. Preston, Esq* | 36 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Brick Williamz | 61 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB PoorPoor PitifulOxpuke | 42 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P slowwww built | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sasha Radvsic | 90 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE DE White, Dewayne | 81 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brian THE BEAST Orakpo | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB Peterson, Julian | 68 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| HB Hitz Stickz | 203 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR CaIvin Johnson | 209 | 0 | 7 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tom Gunslinger | 210 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Damon Chin CPU | 52 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jacob Cleary CPU | 52 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jamison Malone CPU | 52 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Al "Shutdown" Woodson | 210 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K alfonzo smores | 210 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT silly little arsehole | 210 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Worst player ever | 210 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Raymond Nugent CPU | 116 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Chase Lamar CPU | 52 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kent Mobley CPU | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Samuel Mason CPU | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Pete Ryan CPU | 19 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Corey Masters CPU | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Abraham Stearns CPU | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |