Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Glasgow Lions 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by alfonzo smores, 53 yd, fielded by Sasori (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay | ||
| 14:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Chin] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Brandon Yang rush to the right (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | False start penalty committed by Blockhead Blocker | Replay |
| 13:47 | 1st & 15 | OPP 39.5 | Sasori rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (39.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 13:30 | ||||
| 13:30 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 51 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Deadeye Doug] | Replay | ||
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Hitz Stickz rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 12:32 | ||||
| 12:32 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 11 yd, fielded by Pickedyour Pocket, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (57.5 yd return) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 12:05 | ||||
| 12:05 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 48 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (15.5 yd return) [tackle: OneBad MoFo] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Hitz Stickz rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 40.5 | False start penalty committed by alfonzo smores | Replay |
| 11:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 35.5 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: Sasha Radvsic] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ted Theodore Logan*] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Slim **Shady**] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Sasha Radvsic] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:12 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Pickedyour Pocket] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Hitz Stickz rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: King Mikibat] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | Tom Gunslinger pitch to Hitz Stickz to the right (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: PoorPoor PitifulOxpuke] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Hitz Stickz rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Williamz] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 25 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 25 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 6:36 | ||||
| 6:36 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 25 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 9 yd, fielded by Sasori (fair catch) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: Jamison Malone] [missed tackle: Worst player ever], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (84 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 5:58 | ||||
| 5:58 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 42 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (15.5 yd return) [tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] | Replay | ||
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | False start penalty committed by alfonzo smores | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 38.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [thrown away] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 5:21 | ||||
| 5:21 | 4th & 15 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 11 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson] (13.5 yd return) [tackle: alfonzo smores] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (36.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 4:53 | ||||
| 4:53 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 48 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (25.5 yd return) [tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] | Replay | ||
| 4:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | False start penalty committed by Coty McNamara | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 15 | OWN 43 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Hitz Stickz over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:24 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 43 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: Sasha Radvsic] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 45.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 3:40 | ||||
| 3:40 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Sasori rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (52 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 3:10 | ||||
| 3:10 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 53 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (29 yd return) [tackle: Kicks McKickington] | Replay | ||
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: Josh Sulamula] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: King Mikibat] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49 | Hitz Stickz rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: OneBad MoFo] | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 1:33 | ||||
| 1:33 | 4th & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori (12 yd return) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 42 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Chin] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & inches | OPP 49 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jamison Malone] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pass to Oxen Slayer up the left side [deflected by Al "Shutdown" Woodson] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Sasori rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Jacob Cleary] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | ROCKY "THE ROCKET" WALKER pass to Brandon Yang over the middle [deflected by Jamison Malone] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 14:16 | ||||
| 14:16 | 4th & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by slowwww built, 17 yd, fielded by CaIvin Johnson (8 yd return) [tackle: Zip McFlash] | Replay |
| 14:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Hitz Stickz rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: DE White, Dewayne] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: !! BigMuscle ManHammer !!] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: Sasha Radvsic] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 48 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 11:37 | ||||
| 11:37 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 48 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 18 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: alfonzo smores], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (65.5 yd return) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 11:06 | ||||
| 11:06 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 56 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (24 yd return) [tackle: Deadeye Doug] | Replay | ||
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Hitz Stickz rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ted Theodore Logan*] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:06 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | False start penalty committed by silly little arsehole | Replay |
| 10:04 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 35.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [thrown away] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 9:58 | ||||
| 9:58 | 4th & 13 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori , out of bounds (28.5 yd return) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Chin] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 18.5 | Drago Khudenko rush to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | ROCKY "THE ROCKET" WALKER pitch to JJ Jurkasz Jr., PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 8:19 | ||||
| 8:19 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 46 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Slim **Shady**] | Replay | ||
| 7:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Hitz Stickz rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 46.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Sasha Radvsic | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Sasha Radvsic | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 43.5 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: OneBad MoFo] [missed tackle: King Mikibat] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ted Theodore Logan*] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: Josh Sulamula] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bill S. Preston, Esq*] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:57 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 5:49 | ||||
| 5:49 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 9 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: Pete Ryan] (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin] to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: silly little arsehole] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 47 | False start penalty committed by Bruce The Bruiser | Replay |
| 5:01 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 42 | Brandon Yang rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Damon Chin] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 46 | Sasori rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (54 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 4:01 | ||||
| 4:01 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 43 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay | ||
| 3:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 43.5 | False start penalty committed by alfonzo smores | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | False start penalty committed by silly little arsehole | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 46.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Hitz Stickz up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 2:39 | ||||
| 2:39 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori (40.5 yd return) [tackle: Worst player ever] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 15 | False start penalty committed by Blockhead Blocker | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 20 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pitch to Brandon Yang to the right (7 yd gain) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin] [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (13 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 1:02 | ||||
| 1:02 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 47 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (15 yd return) [tackle: Slim **Shady**] | Replay | ||
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side [deflected by Zip McFlash] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: King Mikibat] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Dirtiest Sanchez | Replay |
| 0:27 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 47.5 | False start penalty committed by Abraham Juarez | Replay |
| 0:25 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 0:15 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Dirtiest Sanchez | Replay |
| 0:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | False start penalty committed by alfonzo smores | Replay |
| 0:13 | 1st & 15 | OWN 45 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 45 | False start penalty committed by Coty McNamara | Replay |
| 0:04 | 2nd & 20 | OWN 40 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 51 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (26 yd return) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay | ||
| 14:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Hitz Stickz rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: !! BigMuscle ManHammer !!] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: PoorPoor PitifulOxpuke] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 45 | Raymond Nugent rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 12:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Tom Gunslinger pitch to Hitz Stickz to the right (no gain) [tackle: Pickedyour Pocket] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | Encroachment penalty committed by Sasha Radvsic | Replay |
| 12:04 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 37 | Hitz Stickz rush [missed tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Said Saladino] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 32.5 | Hitz Stickz rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: PoorPoor PitifulOxpuke] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Hitz Stickz rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 31.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:28 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 31.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 10:21 | ||||
| 10:21 | 4th & 13.5 | OPP 31.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 14 yd, fielded by Sasori (11 yd return) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson] to the right (57.5 yd gain) [tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (14.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 9:13 | ||||
| 9:13 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 50 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (20 yd return) [tackle: Kicks McKickington] | Replay | ||
| 8:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Hitz Stickz rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bill S. Preston, Esq*] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by Mike Cheney | Replay |
| 8:09 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 35 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 27 yd, fielded by Sasori (5 yd return) [tackle: Worst player ever] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (57 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 7:30 | ||||
| 7:30 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 38 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Deadeye Doug] | Replay | ||
| 7:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Hitz Stickz over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | Hitz Stickz rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 42 | False start penalty committed by Mike Cheney | Replay |
| 6:21 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 37 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zip McFlash] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle [deflected by Josh Sulamula] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:32 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 5:26 | ||||
| 5:26 | 4th & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori (10 yd return) [tackle: Hitz Stickz] | Replay |
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (56.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 4:48 | ||||
| 4:48 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 54 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (29 yd return) [tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] | Replay | ||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Hitz Stickz rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Williamz] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47 | False start penalty committed by alfonzo smores | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 3:45 | ||||
| 3:45 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 42 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side intercepted by Josh Sulamula [missed tackle: Worst player ever] (10 yd return) [tackle: Raymond Nugent] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | False start penalty committed by Octavio Pelletier | Replay |
| 3:30 | 1st & 15 | OPP 49 | False start penalty committed by OT Cherilus, Gosder | Replay |
| 3:28 | 1st & 20 | OWN 46 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pitch to Brandon Yang [missed tackle: Worst player ever] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson] to the right (40 yd gain) [tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Jacob Cleary], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (14 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 2:21 | ||||
| 2:21 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 49 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (34 yd return) [tackle: !! BigMuscle ManHammer !!] | Replay | ||
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [deflected by Slim **Shady**] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:44 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 1:37 | ||||
| 1:37 | 4th & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 17 yd, fielded by Sasori (6 yd return) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jamison Malone] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 34 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pass to Dance Gavin Dance up the left side, caught [missed tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] (66 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 39 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (7.5 yd return) [tackle: Kicks McKickington] | Replay | ||
| 0:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 46 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 46 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 14:50 | ||||
| 14:50 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 18 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: alfonzo smores] (51.5 yd return) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Damon Chin] to the right (9 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Gunslinger] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 3 | Brandon Yang rush to the right (3 yd gain), PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 13:29 | ||||
| 13:29 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 49 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson[forced fumble: OneBad MoFo], fumbled , recovered by Hitz Stickz (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Said Saladino] | Replay | ||
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [deflected by Slim **Shady**] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 12:49 | ||||
| 12:49 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 9 yd, fielded by Sasori (fair catch) | Replay |
| 12:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson] [missed tackle: Al "Shutdown" Woodson] to the left (29 yd gain) [tackle: Jacob Cleary] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Sasori rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (21 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 11:55 | ||||
| 11:55 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 53 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (22.5 yd return) [tackle: OneBad MoFo] | Replay | ||
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Sulamula] | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 11:04 | ||||
| 11:04 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 10 yd, fielded by Sasori (7.5 yd return) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush to the left (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: silly little arsehole] | Replay |
| 10:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (34 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 10:01 | ||||
| 10:01 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 50 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (24.5 yd return) [tackle: LB Sims, Ernie] | Replay | ||
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side [deflected by Said Saladino] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:30 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson, hurried by Bill S. Preston, Esq*, up the right side [thrown away] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 9:24 | ||||
| 9:24 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 14 yd, fielded by Sasori (15 yd return) [tackle: alfonzo smores] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Hitz Stickz] [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (43 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Kicks McKickington, 54 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Kicks McKickington] | Replay | ||
| 8:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Raymond Nugent, hurried by DE White, Dewayne, up the left side [deflected by Slim **Shady**] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | False start penalty committed by Mike Cheney | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 31 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Abel Grimes over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 31 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [thrown away] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 8:11 | ||||
| 8:11 | 4th & 15 | OWN 31 | Punt by alfonzo smores, 11 yd, fielded by Sasori [missed tackle: Worst player ever] (31.5 yd return) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush [missed tackle: Chase Lamar] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Gunslinger] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 7 | Brandon Yang rush, PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (7 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 7:01 | ||||
| 7:01 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 48 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (21 yd return) [tackle: Zip McFlash] | Replay | ||
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zip McFlash] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side [deflected by !! BigMuscle ManHammer !!] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:17 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by DE White, Dewayne | Replay |
| 6:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Zip McFlash] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 29 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side, thrown low, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pickedyour Pocket] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 28.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side [deflected by SS Bullocks, Daniel] (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 5:01 | ||||
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | ROCKY "THE ROCKET" WALKER pitch to Sasori to the left (13 yd gain) [tackle: CaIvin Johnson] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jamison Malone] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 48 | Brandon Yang rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Gunslinger] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 48.5 | False start penalty committed by Bruce The Bruiser | Replay |
| 2:24 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46.5 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pass to Andre the BEAST Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 2:18 | ||||
| 2:18 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by slowwww built, 17 yd, fielded by CaIvin Johnson [missed tackle: Josh Sulamula] (12 yd return) [tackle: slowwww built] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Slim **Shady**] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Al "Shutdown" Woodson up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Raymond Nugent up the left side [deflected by Slim **Shady**] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side (dropped - incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 1:36 | ||||
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | JJ Jurkasz Jr. rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jacob Cleary] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | The Dirtiest Sanchez calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 45 | Brandon Yang rush [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson] to the right (16 yd gain) [tackle: Tom Gunslinger] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 45 | The Dirtiest Sanchez calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Sasori rush [missed tackle: Jacob Cleary], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (39 yd gain) | Replay |
| The Dirtiest Sanchez 1:06 | ||||
| 1:06 | Kickoff by Deadeye Doug, 51 yd, fielded by Al "Shutdown" Woodson (21.5 yd return) [tackle: SS Bullocks, Daniel] | Replay | ||
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Worst player ever over the middle [deflected by Josh Sulamula] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [deflected by Slim **Shady**] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to CaIvin Johnson up the left side [deflected by Said Saladino] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Gunslinger pass to Hitz Stickz over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Glasgow Lions 0:17 | ||||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Bitemyshiny MetalA** pitch to JJ Jurkasz Jr. [missed tackle: CaIvin Johnson], PAT made by Deadeye Doug [TD] up the middle (41 yd gain) | Replay |