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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 2:26 | Virginia | TD | Antonio "'Minotauro" Nogueira pitch to Mr. Strong, PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) |
| 1:59 | Dorchester | TD | Bryan Hawk pass to Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer up the right side, caught, PAT made by Biggest Booter [TD] (53.5 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 6:13 | Virginia | TD | Antonio "'Minotauro" Nogueira pitch to Mr. Strong [missed tackle: Take* Down], PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) |
| 0:44 | Dorchester | FG | 23.5 yd field goal attempted by Biggest Booter, made [FG] |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 7:45 | Dorchester | TD | Paul Charles Morphy rush, PAT made by Biggest Booter [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) |
| 4:56 | Virginia | TD | Mr. Strong rush, PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 9:52 | Virginia | TD | Snake Stable pitch to M0rgan Freeman [missed tackle: Free* Safety], PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] up the middle (61 yd gain) |
| 5:39 | Virginia | TD | Antonio "'Minotauro" Nogueira pitch to M0rgan Freeman [missed tackle: Leonidas the Spartan], PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] up the middle (11.5 yd gain) |
| 4:48 | Virginia | TD | Punt by Long Kix, 24 yd, fielded by Project Corner [missed tackle: He's Going And He's Gone], PAT made by Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic [TD] (65 yd return) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Virginia | Dorchester | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 358 | 297.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 298 | 141.5 |
| Rushes | 42 | 37 |
| Yards/Rush | 7.1 | 3.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 60 | 156 |
| Completions/Attempts | 5/12 | 10/27 |
| Yards/Pass | 5 | 5.8 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 4 | 6 |
| Yards per Punt | 16 | 21.2 |
| PENALTIES | 5 | 4 |
| Penalty Yards | 25 | 20 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Virginia | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Antonio "'Minotauro" Nogueira | 45 | 5 | 10 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Snake Stable | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dorchester | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Bryan Hawk | 69 | 10 | 27 | 156 | 37 | 5.8 | 2 | 1 | -5.5 | 1 | 1 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Virginia | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Mr. Strong | 28 | 17 | 104.5 | 6.1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB M0rgan Freeman | 29 | 13 | 140 | 10.8 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Non-Stop Azz-Kickin' | 35 | 8 | 39.5 | 4.9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mike Nogueira | 28 | 4 | 14 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dorchester | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Adrian The Alien | 41 | 17 | 66.5 | 3.9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lt. Bubba Ray | 39 | 14 | 59 | 4.2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Paul Charles Morphy | 35 | 3 | 10.5 | 3.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tim Canton | 21 | 2 | 11 | 5.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Bryan Hawk | 69 | 1 | -5.5 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Virginia | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Mitchell Mulligan | 24 | 2 | 23 | 11.5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Mr. Strong | 28 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB M0rgan Freeman | 29 | 1 | 10 | 10 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR I'm too strong for my hemmorhoids | 23 | 1 | 21 | 21 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speed Doctor | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RikiTiki Proehl | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hung Solo | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Atlas Conway | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE King End | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dorchester | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR RJ Superior | 49 | 2 | 26.5 | 13.3 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lt. Dan Rogerson | 52 | 2 | 38 | 19 | 8.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR General Mc Lovin | 47 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 1.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer | 44 | 1 | 53.5 | 53.5 | 49 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Just a Shadow | 36 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lt. Bubba Ray | 39 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tim Canton | 21 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR He's Going And He's Gone | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Adrian The Alien | 41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Virginia | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic | 0 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 6 | 6 |
| Dorchester | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Biggest Booter | 1 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 |
| Punting | |||
| Virginia | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Bakin' You | 4 | 64 | 16 |
| Dorchester | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Long Kix | 6 | 127 | 21.2 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Virginia | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Project Corner | 2 | 81 | 40.5 | 0 | 3 | 106.5 | 35.5 | 1 |
| CB Usain "Lighting"" Bolt | 2 | 44.5 | 22.3 | 0 | 3 | 71 | 23.7 | 0 |
| Dorchester | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Returning Kicks | 7 | 123.5 | 17.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tim Canton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 9.3 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Virginia | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Gabriel 'Napao' Gonzaga | 39 | 2 |
| C Makes Pancakes Man | 62 | 1 |
| G mtb rwalk | 38 | 1 |
| TE King End | 26 | 1 |
| G Road Gratin' | 30 | 1 |
| OT Non-Stop Blocking | 37 | 0 |
| OT Blockin' Star | 41 | 0 |
| C Happy Snapper | 10 | 0 |
| OT Big OTis | 27 | 0 |
| OT No Blindsides | 31 | 0 |
| G UR RoadKill | 29 | 0 |
| Dorchester | Plays | Pancakes |
| TE Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer | 44 | 1 |
| G Top of the Muffin | 69 | 0 |
| OT Clinically Owned | 36 | 0 |
| C Separate Intelligence | 46 | 0 |
| OT Joe Shmoeseph | 44 | 0 |
| G John Schmoseph | 44 | 0 |
| OT Mark "Water Hog" Waldorf | 69 | 0 |
| C Flex Aholic | 40 | 0 |
| G George is getting Upset | 36 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Virginia | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| DT MaakeKemo EATU | 43 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Tacklin' Beast | 39 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hurricane Morgan | 47 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Grimmace McDonald | 48 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS FreeBird Freddy | 32 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 0 |
| SS Kenny "Ken Flo" Florian | 71 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE RuckN Roll | 41 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Piper The Bulldog | 27 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chuck 'The Iceman' Liddell | 47 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Derrick Nogueira | 27 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brine Cushing | 42 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pee-Wee Samuals | 29 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lion Connor | 35 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Project Corner | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dancin' DT | 38 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Morgan Freeman Jr. | 44 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Nothin's Free | 50 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Usain "Lighting"" Bolt | 41 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Sid Strong | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Non-Stop Intercepting | 41 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Unlimited Blade Works | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Non-Stop Sackin' | 41 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB CJay Wilson | 41 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dorchester | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Lt. Colonel Sanders | 49 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dice-K Daisuke | 40 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Buckeye Legend | 42 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Line at the Back | 29 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Free* Safety | 58 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Beefsteak McGilicutti | 29 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leonidas the Spartan | 33 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Defend till the End | 38 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Stone wall of Jericho | 52 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT DF Dockter | 41 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Chevrolet Rider | 38 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Defensive* Tackle | 59 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G George is getting Upset | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB DemarcusWare MVP | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Long Kix | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Take* Down | 33 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tank McKillens | 47 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Returning Kicks | 44 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS strong* safety | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB gimmedat damball | 39 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR He's Going And He's Gone | 28 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Mark "Water Hog" Waldorf | 69 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Defensive* End | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |