| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| All American Wolverines | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Final |
| The Chuck Norrisasauruses | 10 | 21 | 7 | 21 | 0 | 59 |
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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 11:49 | The Chuck | FG | 32 yd field goal attempted by Professor Accurate, made [FG] |
| 6:49 | The Chuck | TD | ಠ_ಠ pass to Tight End Is The Right End over the middle, caught, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] (42 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 13:09 | The Chuck | TD | ಠ_ಠ rush [missed tackle: Quick Feet Sticky Hands] [missed tackle: Boomer Willis Jr.], PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (25 yd gain) |
| 7:20 | The Chuck | TD | Laser Arm McGee pitch to Frakkin' Toaster [missed tackle: Boomer Willis Jr.], PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (43.5 yd gain) |
| 2:00 | The Chuck | TD | Markus Schulz rush, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (38.5 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 8:12 | The Chuck | TD | ಠ_ಠ rush, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (31 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 13:19 | The Chuck | TD | Laser Arm McGee pitch to Johnny Throckmorton, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (13 yd gain) |
| 10:14 | The Chuck | TD | Frakkin' Toaster rush, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (43.5 yd gain) |
| 7:47 | The Chuck | TD | ಠ_ಠ pitch to Markus Schulz, PAT made by Professor Accurate [TD] up the middle (61.5 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| All American | The Chuck | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 151 | 493.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 86.5 | 378.5 |
| Rushes | 70 | 40 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.2 | 9.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 64.5 | 115 |
| Completions/Attempts | 6/11 | 9/18 |
| Yards/Pass | 5.9 | 6.4 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 31 |
| PENALTIES | 3 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 15 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| All American | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Nerf Northington | 59 | 4 | 6 | 40.5 | 66.7 | 6.8 | 1 | 1 | -8 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Legs O' Thunder | 33 | 2 | 5 | 24 | 40 | 4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Chuck | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB ಠ_ಠ | 30 | 5 | 11 | 60.5 | 45.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Laser Arm McGee | 37 | 4 | 7 | 54.5 | 57.1 | 7.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| All American | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| FB Twilgiht65 !!! | 58 | 20 | 39.5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| HB #30 Calvin Jones | 33 | 14 | 32.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Special Hot Sauce | 31 | 12 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Portis Mitchell | 21 | 8 | 15 | 1.9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Legs O' Thunder | 33 | 8 | -7.5 | -0.9 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Peer Pressure! | 60 | 6 | 11.5 | 1.9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Nerf Northington | 59 | 2 | -10.5 | -5.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Chuck | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Frakkin' Toaster | 21 | 14 | 105 | 7.5 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Creeping Death | 22 | 9 | 62.5 | 6.9 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB ಠ_ಠ | 30 | 7 | 64 | 9.1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Markus Schulz | 17 | 6 | 134.5 | 22.4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Johnny Throckmorton | 21 | 3 | 13.5 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB A+ Thread Would Read Again | 24 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| All American | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Enormar Igrab | 40 | 2 | 26 | 13 | 1.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Over Cooked | 27 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DeMarcus Beckum | 63 | 1 | 15.5 | 15.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB #30 Calvin Jones | 33 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Justin Gone | 20 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Run Blocking Receiver | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Antonis Antoniou | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lucas Nevins | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE U -GOD | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Thomas Murdock | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Chuck | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR I Went To Jail A TE | 27 | 3 | 47 | 15.7 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tight End Is The Right End | 26 | 2 | 53.5 | 26.8 | 17.8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Johnny Throckmorton | 21 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Catch em all and by all I mean STDs | 30 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Abbas Alam | 32 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB A+ Thread Would Read Again | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR DELIRIUM of the Endless | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Just Osmo For De-mod | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Farooq Uqbah Khalid Tariq Awad Hamza Alam | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| All American | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Lots O-Leg | 0 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Chuck | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Professor Accurate | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 8 | 8 |
| Punting | |||
| All American | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| The Chuck | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Professor Punter | 1 | 31 | 31 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| All American | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Asante "Eagle Eye" Samuel | 10 | 209.5 | 21 | 0 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 0 |
| The Chuck | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Stop Stealing My Thunda | 1 | 21.5 | 21.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| All American | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Frank O'Sullivan | 59 | 9 |
| G Danny Bates | 50 | 1 |
| OT Gerry Bates | 40 | 0 |
| G GUARD Nate "the steel gate" Newton | 41 | 0 |
| C Walle China | 57 | 0 |
| G Jesse Aaron | 41 | 0 |
| C MeMONGO 2 | 38 | 0 |
| OT TOO Tiny Jones | 44 | 0 |
| G Cole Barr | 52 | 0 |
| OT Poonie McGillicuddy | 31 | 0 |
| The Chuck | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT The Man that Warned your Mama | 40 | 17 |
| TE Abbas Alam | 32 | 7 |
| OT Tackle but is it Offensive??? | 38 | 7 |
| WR Farooq Uqbah Khalid Tariq Awad Hamza Alam | 30 | 5 |
| OT Black Baron | 43 | 4 |
| WR Just Osmo For De-mod | 18 | 3 |
| G Mount Mutombo | 41 | 2 |
| G Im Taha19 and i like to blow up plays dirka dirka | 36 | 2 |
| G Salute your Shorts | 43 | 2 |
| C Average demand at 1.93 per team | 28 | 1 |
| HB Creeping Death | 22 | 1 |
| C STeamer Steamer 2 | 12 | 0 |
| C STeamer Steamer 3 | 12 | 0 |
| C STeamer Steamer 4 | 12 | 0 |
| C STeamer Steamer 1 | 12 | 0 |
| C Fat Colleen | 32 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| All American | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Gary "The All American" Bertier | 43 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Byrdisda Word | 37 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Dante "Pooh Bear" Johnson | 40 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Brett Mullet | 20 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Broken Wings | 40 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Quick Feet Sticky Hands | 41 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Bucky McSplatya | 27 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS James Jukas | 25 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Boomer Willis Jr. | 35 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB DMG ! | 31 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Zach Baldwin | 28 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sandy Beach | 27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jumpy Grabby | 48 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lock Down | 45 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Levernius Taylor | 35 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sean #21 Taylor | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Asante "Eagle Eye" Samuel | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Unintended Consequence | 47 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G GUARD Nate "the steel gate" Newton | 41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB John Underhill | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Legendary Randy. White. | 36 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Buck Buchanan | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT BigHitter Sapp | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pluggy DeMiddel | 26 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Billy "The Bull" Lucky | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Chuck | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Tjkings Left Testie | 45 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD! LALALALALA *boom* | 60 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Safety, but is it STRONG? | 48 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Knee Brace | 54 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C STeamer Steamer 4 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Otto © | 40 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kurt GoBANG! | 45 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jimmy "The Clap" Chlamydia | 38 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Smacking Faces | 48 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lime Backer | 44 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Butter Mynuts | 55 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB DEATH of the Endless | 39 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Sexie Safety | 43 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thunda's Disposable Hero | 44 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ceiling Cat is watching you decombobulate | 41 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Wurzle Gumidge | 36 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT STeamer Steamer 6 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Sax Machine | 41 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT STeamer Steamer 8 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C STeamer Steamer 2 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Foxie Safety | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Stop Stealing My Thunda | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Les 'Scorpion Eater' Stroud | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Todd Quinlan | 44 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT STeamer Steamer 7 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB GOD KNOWS WHAT YOUR DOING ALRIGHT SO STFU!!!!!!!! | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sumeet Alam | 34 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT STeamer Steamer 5 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Dennis End | 41 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |