Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 5:23 | Boston | TD | Tarvaris Greene rush, PAT made by Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) |
| 0:49 | South Park | FG | 20 yd field goal attempted by Agent Vinateri, made [FG] |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 6:30 | Boston | TD | Maurice ''MJD'' Jones Drew rush, PAT made by Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa [TD] up the middle (21 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 7:49 | Boston | TD | Punt by Torn Mahgroyn, 17 yd, fielded by Egg Custard, PAT made by Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa [TD] (73.5 yd return) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| South Park | Boston | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 146.5 | 220.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 78 | 208 |
| Rushes | 25 | 65 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.1 | 3.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 68.5 | 12.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 8/26 | 1/4 |
| Yards/Pass | 2.6 | 3.1 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 2 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 10 | 6 |
| Yards per Punt | 17 | 17.8 |
| PENALTIES | 8 | 4 |
| Penalty Yards | 40 | 20 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| South Park | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Tyler Packer | 46 | 7 | 19 | 48 | 36.8 | 2.5 | 1 | 1 | -0.5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Michael. Vick | 11 | 1 | 7 | 20.5 | 14.3 | 2.9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Tom "HOF" Brady | 75 | 1 | 4 | 12.5 | 25 | 3.1 | 0 | 2 | -7 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| South Park | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Choco Speedy | 26 | 9 | 44.5 | 4.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Apoco Lips | 25 | 8 | 17.5 | 2.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tyler Packer | 46 | 5 | 8 | 1.6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Suzy McBallbuster | 29 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Michael. Vick | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Don't Kick The Ball At Me | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Robb Konrad | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| QB Tom "HOF" Brady | 75 | 25 | 57.5 | 2.3 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Tres Uno | 21 | 16 | 46.5 | 2.9 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Tarvaris Greene | 25 | 13 | 43 | 3.3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Maurice ''MJD'' Jones Drew | 21 | 9 | 57.5 | 6.4 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mike "TD Stealer" Allstott | 38 | 2 | 3.5 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Robert "Big Man" Edwards | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| South Park | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Michael . Clayton | 24 | 3 | 22 | 7.3 | 2.5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Czech YourSmurf | 30 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0.5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Candy Licker | 37 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR -Webster Slaughter- | 27 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Choco Speedy | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Robb Konrad | 25 | 1 | 20.5 | 20.5 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Don't Kick The Ball At Me | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Brandon Moore _ | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE im a f***in soldier!! | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Shannon . Sharpe | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sweet Baby Jesus | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Owen Terrell | 41 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE "Big Ben" Coates | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Covington Howell | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pikachu Jones | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Going Deep Try To Stop Me | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Héctor Camacho | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| South Park | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Agent Vinateri | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 |
| Punting | |||
| South Park | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Torn Mahgroyn | 10 | 170 | 17 |
| Boston | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| K Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa | 6 | 107 | 17.8 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| South Park | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Don't Kick The Ball At Me | 4 | 81.5 | 20.4 | 0 | 6 | 67 | 11.2 | 0 |
| Boston | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Egg Custard | 2 | 37 | 18.5 | 0 | 8 | 161.5 | 20.2 | 1 |
| HB Tarvaris Greene | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| South Park | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Doc Fraiser ¤ | 35 | 2 |
| G Snatch Is A Douche Bag | 32 | 1 |
| OT Daniel Jackson ¤ | 26 | 1 |
| C bend u over like michael vick | 22 | 0 |
| G Teal'c ¤ | 38 | 0 |
| C Jeff "Wilfork Smasher" Saturday | 20 | 0 |
| C JTs Special Boy | 23 | 0 |
| OT Jakey. Long | 31 | 0 |
| G Sam Carter ¤ | 34 | 0 |
| G go unger | 29 | 0 |
| C Lrod's Honey Bun | 24 | 0 |
| OT Fatty. McNasty | 22 | 0 |
| C Jack O'Neill ¤ | 33 | 0 |
| C Gocincy's Blow Pop | 23 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Joe ''Pro Bowl'' Thomas | 39 | 1 |
| G Nick Cole #59 | 32 | 1 |
| C The Special Teamer | 18 | 0 |
| OT Shuji Kusano | 33 | 0 |
| G Akira Kusano | 43 | 0 |
| C Alex, Mack | 38 | 0 |
| OT Jason ,Smith | 42 | 0 |
| C Just Special | 12 | 0 |
| G Jeremy, Zuttah | 39 | 0 |
| C Kazuya Kusano | 41 | 0 |
| G Rich "Ham" Ohrnberger | 18 | 0 |
| C Dan "The Man" Koppen | 18 | 0 |
| C Al "The Veteran" Johnson | 18 | 0 |
| OT Koji Kusano | 36 | 0 |
| OT John "Hall of Fame" Hannah | 18 | 0 |
| G Tomohisa Kusano | 46 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| South Park | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Special Orders Dont Upset Us | 40 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jason ST Taylor | 33 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB hollywood kirk | 23 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brandon Herron | 32 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE phreeks freak freak | 32 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Nightly Scream | 36 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Butte Munch | 44 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Yeremyah Bell | 34 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Thomas Griffiths | 35 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Don't Panic | 40 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Notorious_ ROG | 37 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Joeyy. Porter | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Igor Stankoplank | 42 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pee Wee Herman | 32 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB RAYYY RAYYY | 34 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sammy. Adams. | 27 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Nockya Dafukout | 41 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sean. Smith. | 49 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT gocinci takes the double | 40 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Torn Mahgroyn | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Goochbuster | 41 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Charles "Lightning" Vega | 59 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Gocincy's Blow Pop | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Snatch YoSnatch | 36 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Vulture Davis | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Christ McAllister | 45 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Bruden Terrones | 33 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Agile Anderson | 47 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tedy "Give me A" Bruschi | 31 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS James "Bum" Sanders | 27 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT slowbuild run stopper dt | 27 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Roy ''Buccaneer'' Miller | 31 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brutal Bryson | 26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Terrence "Speedy" Wheatley | 45 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Adalius "Versatile" Thomas | 48 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stefan Lessard | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS AJ Magill | 31 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jamison Howell | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Tom "Duel Threat" Tupa | 10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Will Tackler | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Line Buck | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Rich "Ham" Ohrnberger | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Richard "All Pro" Seymour | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Robert "Big Man" Edwards | 37 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Andre "Hawkeye" Tippett | 29 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE LeRoi Holloway Moore | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Vince "Big Man" Wilfork | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Disruptive Davis | 30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Egg Custard | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Man Coverage Expert | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon "Deion" Sanders | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Peter Gibbons | 28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Colossal Cramer | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Amish Safety | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |