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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 9:50 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to John Robison JR up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] |
| 6:43 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (76.5 yd gain) |
| 5:21 | New Jersey | TD | Rock Christopher rush [missed tackle: Rob Garrett (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Bill S. Preston, Esq (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Freddie Todd], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (49 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 15:00 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Charlie Baltimore over the middle, caught, PAT missed by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (0.5 yd gain) |
| 13:49 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by TGI Friday4L, 42 yd, fielded by Da Return Man [missed diving tackle: Freddie Todd] [missed diving tackle: Craig Knight], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (75.5 yd return) |
| 11:41 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Roydell Dyson over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (50.5 yd gain) |
| 7:49 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to **Art ** Monk over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (6 yd gain) |
| 6:47 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by TGI Friday4L, 37 yd, fielded by Da Return Man [missed tackle: Jack Daniel'sŪ], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (70 yd return) |
| 1:12 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (10.5 yd gain) |
| 0:37 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by TGI Friday4L, 35 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (76.5 yd return) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 13:56 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (39.5 yd gain) |
| 10:11 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (91.5 yd gain) |
| 5:04 | New Jersey | TD | Rock Christopher rush [missed diving tackle: Tyler Roberts], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (7 yd gain) |
| 4:10 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (33 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 14:29 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (13 yd gain) |
| 12:24 | New Jersey | TD | Rock Christopher rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (32.5 yd gain) |
| 10:06 | New Jersey | TD | Rock Christopher rush [missed diving tackle: Issa Sahawneh] [missed diving tackle: Bill S. Preston, Esq (Power Through)], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (45.5 yd gain) |
| 9:05 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by TGI Friday4L, 32 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (88 yd return) |
| 7:17 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Star David up the right side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (24.5 yd gain) |
| 4:23 | New Jersey | TD | Rock Christopher rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (38.5 yd gain) |
| 3:09 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by TGI Friday4L, 36 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (66.5 yd return) |
| 0:55 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) |
| 0:50 | New Jersey | TD | Kickoff by Excal-KR 101, 57 yd, fielded by All Harisss[Big Hit forced fumble: Slick Skinna], fumbled , recovered by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (38 yd return) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| New Jersey | Chicago | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 911 | 107 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 533 | 23.5 |
| Rushes | 30 | 35 |
| Yards/Rush | 17.8 | 0.7 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 378 | 83.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 31/36 | 13/41 |
| Yards/Pass | 10.5 | 2 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 18 |
| Yards per Punt | 41 | 40.8 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 6 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 5 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 66 | 31 | 36 | 378 | 86.1 | 10.5 | 2 | 1 | -6.5 | 0 | 7 |
| QB Dick Baller | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chicago | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB AJ Buttocks | 69 | 12 | 39 | 83.5 | 30.8 | 2.1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Bretttt FavreLover | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Rock Christopher | 23 | 19 | 266.5 | 14 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 20 | 7 | 257.5 | 36.8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 38 | 3 | 15.5 | 5.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 66 | 1 | -6.5 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chicago | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Tim Superstar | 46 | 17 | 19.5 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| HB Beer Trukkin | 51 | 9 | -1.5 | -0.2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Cool Name | 38 | 5 | 6 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB MAtthew Vall | 47 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Bretttt FavreLover | 9 | 1 | -6.5 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 38 | 8 | 66.5 | 8.3 | 8.3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 45 | 5 | 79.5 | 15.9 | 6.7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 30 | 5 | 105.5 | 21.1 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 44 | 4 | 32 | 8 | 2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Star David | 20 | 4 | 63.5 | 15.9 | 8.9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 33 | 3 | 15.5 | 5.2 | 3.2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| WR **Art ** Monk | 42 | 2 | 15.5 | 7.8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Rock Christopher | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chicago | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR chele b comin around the mountain | 52 | 4 | 23.5 | 5.9 | 0.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Beer Trukkin | 51 | 2 | 0.5 | 0.3 | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Robby Garrett | 87 | 2 | 27.5 | 13.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Adam Neato | 76 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 3.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jake Todd | 60 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Pergeta Joe | 78 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Tim Superstar | 46 | 1 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| FB MAtthew Vall | 47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chad Kebba | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dan Bodner | 62 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 22 | 23 |
| Chicago | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Cooper Hawkins | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting | |||
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Excal-PR 102 | 1 | 41 | 41 |
| Chicago | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P TGI Friday4L | 18 | 735 | 40.8 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 1 | 47.5 | 47.5 | 0 | 16 | 645 | 40.3 | 5 |
| Chicago | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| FS HeDid Whatttt | 14 | 362.5 | 25.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB All Harisss | 6 | 135.5 | 22.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| C Hike Hikerson | 40 | 17 |
| G Shin Nero | 42 | 16 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 74 | 10 |
| OT Gimli Loves-Pancakes | 53 | 5 |
| FB Mork Baller | 40 | 5 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 46 | 4 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 52 | 3 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 10 | 3 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 42 | 2 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 52 | 2 |
| OT IHOP on You | 70 | 2 |
| Chicago | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Freakyyy Gooood | 78 | 3 |
| C Carl Friedemann | 30 | 1 |
| OT Kirk Blocker | 78 | 1 |
| G Brandon Swabey | 78 | 0 |
| G Ted Blocker | 78 | 0 |
| C Seth Blocker | 66 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| FS Hot n Cold | 77 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lefty Backer | 59 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 43 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robert Moshier | 51 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 51 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 33 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 37 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Da Return Man | 31 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 24 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 51 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 80 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 28 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gavin "QB killa" Walls | 33 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 58 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Watch Your a$$ | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 34 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 49 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 60 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 76 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 70 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 44 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 52 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 74 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 52 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR **Art ** Monk | 42 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chicago | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Adalbert Steiner | 86 | 5 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Bill S. Preston, Esq | 86 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Issa Sahawneh | 44 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jack Daniel'sŪ | 66 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Freddie Todd | 44 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Zakk Mercer | 31 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB disasta masta | 52 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB All Harisss | 44 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS HeDid Whatttt | 37 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ty H | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Robby Garrett | 87 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Craig Knight | 58 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Carl Friedemann | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dan Bodner | 62 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nicky Barnnet | 46 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tyler Roberts | 35 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Freakyyy Gooood | 78 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Pwn Hitter | 11 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P TGI Friday4L | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Paul Dale | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Stefin Sack | 37 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sicker-Dan Sars | 30 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Steve Gifford | 44 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Johnny Lee Miller | 50 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Seth Hunter | 36 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Rob Garrett | 40 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Seth Blocker | 66 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |