Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 10:46 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Mindy Baller up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (10.5 yd gain) |
| 4:54 | Earth | TD | S P A R Q rush [missed tackle: Your moms moms Mom (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain), PAT made by Avid Dakers [TD] |
| 0:26 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 10:54 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (4 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 11:20 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) |
| 4:54 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Mindy Baller up the left side, caught, PAT missed by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (55.5 yd gain) |
| 3:48 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by Brahminy Kite, 33 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (69 yd return) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 10:40 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by Brahminy Kite, 32 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (70 yd return) |
| 2:18 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Roydell Dyson up the right side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (13 yd gain) |
| 1:50 | New Jersey | TD | James 'Rosco' Coletrain pass to to jones up the right side intercepted by Faulker "All Night" Wilde, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (70 yd return) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Earth | New Jersey | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 169 | 380 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 37.5 | 126.5 |
| Rushes | 30 | 35 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.3 | 3.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 131.5 | 253.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 16/35 | 26/33 |
| Yards/Pass | 3.8 | 7.7 |
| Times Sacked | 5 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 9 | 2 |
| Yards per Punt | 36.3 | 43 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Earth | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB James 'Rosco' Coletrain | 65 | 16 | 35 | 131.5 | 45.7 | 3.8 | 11 | 5 | -32.5 | 1 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 68 | 26 | 33 | 253.5 | 78.8 | 7.7 | 3 | 1 | -7 | 0 | 3 |
| QB Dick Baller | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Earth | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB S P A R Q | 39 | 19 | 60 | 3.2 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB James 'Rosco' Coletrain | 65 | 5 | -32.5 | -6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Haywood Jarunmore | 19 | 4 | 4.5 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Alando Wolfe | 26 | 2 | 5.5 | 2.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brian Narruc | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Rock Christopher | 22 | 20 | 93.5 | 4.7 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 17 | 8 | 21.5 | 2.7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 38 | 6 | 18.5 | 3.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 68 | 1 | -7 | -7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Earth | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR to jones | 54 | 6 | 64.5 | 10.8 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fifty Buckz | 64 | 4 | 24 | 6 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Biggie McCatcherson | 49 | 3 | 24.5 | 8.2 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Malcom Shields | 51 | 2 | 16 | 8 | 0.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Quentin Seymour | 42 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 37 | 8 | 58.5 | 7.3 | 2.6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 39 | 5 | 108 | 21.6 | 8.4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 38 | 4 | 33.5 | 8.4 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 49 | 3 | 9.5 | 3.2 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 30 | 3 | 23 | 7.7 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR **Art ** Monk | 35 | 2 | 16 | 8 | 4.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 24 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Star David | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Earth | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Avid Dakers | 0 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/2 | 1 | 1 |
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 0 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/2 | 8 | 9 |
| Punting | |||
| Earth | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Brahminy Kite | 9 | 327 | 36.3 |
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Excal-PR 102 | 2 | 86 | 43 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Earth | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| HB Haywood Jarunmore | 6 | 154.5 | 25.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Steve O'Speedy | 3 | 69 | 23 | 0 | 2 | 20.5 | 10.3 | 0 |
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 2 | 76.5 | 38.3 | 0 | 9 | 285.5 | 31.7 | 2 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Earth | Plays | Pancakes |
| C Michael Wetzel | 65 | 4 |
| OT scrappy magic | 65 | 3 |
| G B Rian | 64 | 3 |
| G Dranreb Notlimah | 77 | 1 |
| C Soap Jackson | 31 | 0 |
| OT Meiffo Lardbutt | 54 | 0 |
| OT Rod Wall | 30 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| C Hike Hikerson | 42 | 6 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 40 | 3 |
| G Shin Nero | 38 | 3 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 39 | 2 |
| OT Gimli Loves-Pancakes | 41 | 1 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 33 | 1 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 67 | 0 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 39 | 0 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 50 | 0 |
| OT IHOP on You | 64 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Earth | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Patrick T. Byrne | 70 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Race Bannen | 63 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Joe Rocchio | 64 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB cb cooper | 58 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Tony da Tiger | 63 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Calach Clanangus | 70 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Slash McRock | 17 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kayce Rybeck | 62 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Needmy Inhaler | 30 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LeRoy Conway | 45 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Harold Lloyd Jenkins | 60 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Seekly Young | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Avid Dakers | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nankeen Kestrel | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tennessee Slickhands McCoy | 46 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Soap Jackson | 31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brian Narruc | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Schtroumpf Costaud | 55 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Steve O'Speedy | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Malcom Shields | 51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The White One | 27 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Rodney Kinger | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE JADE DAVIC | 55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Zoey Buka | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT BG Narruc | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB JT Frost | 58 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gavin "QB killa" Walls | 33 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Hot n Cold | 56 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 45 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 42 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lefty Backer | 38 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 21 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 37 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 43 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 41 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 50 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 13.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 33 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Da Return Man | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 21 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 42 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 70 | 1 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 46 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 26 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robert Moshier | 46 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Watch Your a$$ | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |