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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 10:10 | Indianapolis | TD | Zach Emerson pass to Mavric "Sticky" Fingers over the middle [deflected by Scrabble Asomugha] (12.5 yd gain), PAT missed by Old Reliable [TD] |
| 4:41 | Gurning | TD | Steve Silva rush, PAT made by Sir kick-a-lot [TD] to the left (0.5 yd gain) |
| 2:54 | Gurning | FG | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir kick-a-lot, made [FG] |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 14:37 | Gurning | FG | 20 yd field goal attempted by Sir kick-a-lot, made [FG] |
| 1:42 | Gurning | FG | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Sir kick-a-lot, made [FG] |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 5:43 | Indianapolis | TD | Reggie Rush rush [missed tackle: Torry Tiego] up the middle (7.5 yd gain), PAT missed by Old Reliable [TD] |
| 0:59 | Gurning | TD | Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal pass to Clinton Mclean, hurried by roll right, over the middle, PAT made by Sir kick-a-lot [TD] (11 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 8:28 | Gurning | FG | 21 yd field goal attempted by Sir kick-a-lot, made [FG] |
| 4:49 | Gurning | FG | 41 yd field goal attempted by Sir kick-a-lot, made [FG] |
| 2:53 | Indianapolis | TD | Zach Emerson pass to Richard Cox up the right side, PAT missed by Old Reliable [TD] (10 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Gurning | Indianapolis | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 395.5 | 383.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 21.5 | 72.5 |
| Rushes | 21 | 20 |
| Yards/Rush | 1 | 3.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 374 | 311 |
| Completions/Attempts | 42/70 | 34/56 |
| Yards/Pass | 5.3 | 5.6 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 2 | 2 |
| PUNTS | 4 | 6 |
| Yards per Punt | 37.8 | 38 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 2 | 3 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 2 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Gurning | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal | 91 | 42 | 70 | 374 | 60 | 5.3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Indianapolis | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Zach Emerson | 75 | 33 | 55 | 297.5 | 60 | 5.4 | 4 | 1 | -5 | 2 | 2 |
| QB Peter Pumpkinhead | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13.5 | 100 | 13.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Gurning | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| LB Steve Silva | 148 | 19 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Jack Riley | 30 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jonathan Paez | 49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Indianapolis | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Jason Sills | 45 | 9 | 50 | 5.6 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Marshall Faulker | 31 | 9 | 20 | 2.2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Reggie Rush | 39 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Zach Emerson | 75 | 1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Amu Silverbush | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Gurning | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Clinton Mclean | 50 | 13 | 162 | 12.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mr. Sexypants | 85 | 9 | 93.5 | 10.4 | 0.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player | 77 | 6 | 29 | 4.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| CB Scrabble Asomugha | 103 | 6 | 51.5 | 8.6 | 0.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jack Riley | 30 | 3 | 14.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Danny Graham | 75 | 2 | 13 | 6.5 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Steve Silva | 148 | 1 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 7 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jonathan Paez | 49 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bernard "BB" Berrian | 41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Travis Faulks | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE "Ghost To The Post" Christensen | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Indianapolis | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Richard Cox | 62 | 7 | 81.5 | 11.6 | 2.9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mavric "Sticky" Fingers | 40 | 7 | 66.5 | 9.5 | 1.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wyatt Baiya | 59 | 5 | 46.5 | 9.3 | 0.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chris Cahoe | 62 | 4 | 26.5 | 6.6 | 1.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Goose Bradshaw | 38 | 3 | 28.5 | 9.5 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mack Sterling | 8 | 3 | 24.5 | 8.2 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Reggie Rush | 39 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ron Baiya | 16 | 2 | 14 | 7 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Marshall Faulker | 31 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 8.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jason Sills | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Gurning | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Sir kick-a-lot | 5 | 6 | 1/2 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 1/1 | 2 | 2 |
| Indianapolis | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Old Reliable | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 3 |
| Punting | |||
| Gurning | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Retired Player | 4 | 151 | 37.8 |
| Indianapolis | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Punt Master Flex | 6 | 228 | 38 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Gurning | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Travis Faulks | 4 | 118 | 29.5 | 0 | 4 | 66 | 16.5 | 0 |
| Indianapolis | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Luvme Sumreturns | 2 | 61.5 | 30.8 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 12.5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Gurning | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Logan Mankin | 72 | 1 |
| G Dinnerbell Mel | 70 | 1 |
| C E.J. Carroll | 35 | 0 |
| OT Retired Player | 30 | 0 |
| G Chris Sneeze | 70 | 0 |
| OT Tony Ramos | 58 | 0 |
| C Blocking Demonx | 70 | 0 |
| OT Slur Pee | 71 | 0 |
| G Retired Player | 31 | 0 |
| OT Mount Thug | 101 | 0 |
| Indianapolis | Plays | Pancakes |
| C William Loveless | 66 | 2 |
| G Notgetin Throughme | 61 | 1 |
| OT Crazy Will | 20 | 1 |
| G Miguel Zapato | 20 | 0 |
| OT Jackson Hound | 44 | 0 |
| C Macke Truck | 40 | 0 |
| OT Charley Cool | 44 | 0 |
| G Mike McRottencrotch | 27 | 0 |
| OT Bulldozer Mustaine | 68 | 0 |
| G Alex "The Wall" Chapman | 68 | 0 |
| Defense | |||||||||||||
| Gurning | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| SS Don Assassin | 59 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 0 |
| LB Steve Silva | 148 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jerrod Justs | 46 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Retired Player | 76 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Usama McKenzie | 63 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Danny Graham | 75 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT MR Michaels | 65 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chief Tyrol | 16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mr. Sexypants | 85 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Retired Player | 77 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Retired Player | 58 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Torry Tiego | 35 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB I am the LAW | 29 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Retired Player | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Retired Player | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Scrabble Asomugha | 103 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Clinton Mclean | 50 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS The Real Brian Dawkins | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Retired Player | 51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Dinnerbell Mel | 70 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Inspector Kemp | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Captain Angus | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Brad Minnix | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Mark C Walker | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Peter Pylon | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Indianapolis | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Lucy Lawless | 61 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Tim McShirley | 48 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Project Darkseed | 82 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Dick Mahogany | 66 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Trever Dunica | 56 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ronnie Jawbreaker | 75 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT burn me | 61 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ian Pickett | 42 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Darren Passet | 67 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Battle Star | 30 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Thorne Dunica | 64 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB BOO Didley | 15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Trenton Milligan | 42 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE TheVernon Gholston | 71 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE roll right | 60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Miguel Zapato | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Jackson Hound | 44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Mack Steele | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| DE EyeP Freely | 57 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wyatt Baiya | 59 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chris Cahoe | 62 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE guadelupe martinez | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Juan Nakilu | 52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jilly Beans | 55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Luvme Sumreturns | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chavez Suarez | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pookie Washington | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Woody Smalls | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |