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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | |||
| 1st Quarter | |||
| 2:09 | Crib | TD | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (28 yd gain) |
| 0:28 | Crib | TD | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (53.5 yd gain) |
| 2nd Quarter | |||
| 13:28 | Crib | TD | Punt by Charles Jensen, 25 yd, fielded by Crib Returner, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (68.5 yd return) |
| 8:46 | Crib | TD | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Midget WR up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Lusst McLott], PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (30 yd gain) |
| 4:13 | Crib | TD | Unnecessary Buffness rush to the right (2.5 yd gain), PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] |
| 1:21 | Crib | TD | Frank Mathis rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) |
| 3rd Quarter | |||
| 12:24 | Crib | TD | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Frank Mathis over the middle, caught, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (35.5 yd gain) |
| 7:07 | Crib | TD | Frank Mathis rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (8 yd gain) |
| 2:09 | Crib | TD | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (43.5 yd gain) |
| 4th Quarter | |||
| 7:45 | Crib | TD | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Chetah Fast over the middle, caught, PAT missed by Don't get used much [TD] (26 yd gain) |
| 5:59 | Crib | TD | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (63 yd gain) |
| 5th Quarter | |||
| Team Stats | ||
| Flint | Crib | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 128.5 | 559.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 27 | 390.5 |
| Rushes | 27 | 54 |
| Yards/Rush | 1 | 7.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 101.5 | 169 |
| Completions/Attempts | 11/36 | 8/10 |
| Yards/Pass | 2.8 | 16.9 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 14 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 22.6 | 27.7 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 5 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 25 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Flint | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Payroll Advance | 54 | 8 | 27 | 73 | 29.6 | 2.7 | 3 | 1 | -7.5 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tom Bradstater | 13 | 3 | 9 | 28.5 | 33.3 | 3.2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Crib | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Randall The Vandal Booth' | 66 | 8 | 10 | 169 | 80 | 16.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| QB *Moonlight Graham* | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Flint | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| QB Payroll Advance | 54 | 22 | 19.5 | 0.9 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Tom Bradstater | 13 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock | 46 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB "Hank" Hill | 21 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mr. Kool Aid | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Super Sonic Hyper Strength | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Paddy MacFlanigan | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Crib | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Frank Mathis | 36 | 29 | 109.5 | 3.8 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB ITS GUNNA HURT | 29 | 15 | 66 | 4.4 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB *Moonlight Graham* | 8 | 8 | 200 | 25 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Randall The Vandal Booth' | 66 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Unnecessary Buffness | 39 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Midget Fullback | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Flint | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock | 46 | 3 | 26 | 8.7 | 4.8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dylan Murray | 60 | 2 | 26 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Wilson Malone | 55 | 2 | 17.5 | 8.8 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Mace Hammershot | 26 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Josh Fitzjarrell | 64 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Speed StickyHands | 40 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hello Heisman | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Crib | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Midget WR | 66 | 2 | 37 | 18.5 | 10.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chetah Fast | 46 | 2 | 45.5 | 22.8 | 8.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Frank Mathis | 36 | 2 | 57 | 28.5 | 33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Leener Giles | 51 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Midget TE | 52 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wide Midget | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Flint | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Itslong Enough | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Crib | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Don't get used much | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 10 | 11 |
| Punting | |||
| Flint | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Charles Jensen | 9 | 220 | 24.4 |
| P Lead Foot McGee | 5 | 97 | 19.4 |
| Crib | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Baby Boomer | 3 | 83 | 27.7 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Flint | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker | 12 | 255 | 21.3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| Crib | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Crib Returner | 1 | 24.5 | 24.5 | 0 | 14 | 268 | 19.1 | 1 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Flint | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Doug Jarman | 67 | 0 |
| C Movin TheChains | 55 | 0 |
| OT Kevin Graffs | 51 | 0 |
| OT Roger Rabbit | 20 | 0 |
| C Sum_ _41 | 26 | 0 |
| G FAT BASS | 67 | 0 |
| OT IHOP Pancakestack | 63 | 0 |
| Crib | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT K'Mart * | 35 | 13 |
| OT Colin Ferguson | 31 | 8 |
| TE Midget TE | 52 | 8 |
| C Put Ur Hands Between My Legs | 29 | 6 |
| WR Midget WR | 66 | 4 |
| OT Midget Mauler | 38 | 3 |
| OT *Turd Ferguson* | 34 | 3 |
| G *Ronald McDonald* | 37 | 2 |
| FB Unnecessary Buffness | 39 | 1 |
| C DANNYBOY SMILEY | 37 | 1 |
| G DANNY SLICK | 38 | 0 |
| G Midget Guard2 | 37 | 0 |
| OT Special Midget C5 | 15 | 0 |
| OT Special Midget C4 | 15 | 0 |
| C *Chris Farley* | 38 | 0 |
| C Special Midget C3 | 15 | 0 |
| C Special Midget C2 | 15 | 0 |
| C Special Midget C1 | 15 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Flint | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Cat Buchanan | 84 | 3 | 19 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Wasabi Pea | 84 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT C.J. Hawkins | 56 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lusst McLewis | 45 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kelvin Rahal | 61 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Georgi Shpagin | 55 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Placenta Sacker | 67 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS StarBright Jackhammer | 50 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Savage Dog | 48 | 17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Blast RockHammer | 24 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lusst McLott | 42 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Scott Ostrander | 49 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Charles Jensen | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Alexzander Hamilton | 60 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Slim Whiplash | 83 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Lead Foot McGee | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Benjamin Frank | 39 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Robert. Porcher. | 27 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Movin TheChains | 55 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Pressure HammerJack | 18 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Crib | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| FS Po Po Lockdown | 58 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Cape Fear | 53 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Am Biguous | 37 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Butt Buster | 50 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Phillip Powell | 41 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Bridget The Midget | 24 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Samuel Davis Mills | 39 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Special Midget DE3 | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Midget CB | 51 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB SUMMER HEAT | 36 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Don't get used much | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Crib Returner | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB -Cow Bell- | 38 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Special Midget DE4 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Midget DE One | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT ~Juggernaut ~ | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Floyd Oscar Smith | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Midget DE Two | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Brock La Coque | 33 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Stealth Vincent | 44 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Special Midget DE2 | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE iMunna Eachoo | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT .:The Blob:. | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE THS IS GUNNA HURT EAT DIRT | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Johnny Bravomalu | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB WINTER STORM | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Special Midget DE1 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Huerta Claxton | 59 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |