Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Flint Frenzy 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 54 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (21.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Crib Returner] | Replay | ||
| 14:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Payroll Advance rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Payroll Advance rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Am Biguous] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45 | Payroll Advance pitch to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Crib Returner] | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 13:13 | ||||
| 13:13 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 44 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 29 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (11 yd return) [tackle: Alexzander Hamilton] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lusst McLewis] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 40.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Chetah Fast up the left side [deflected by Placenta Sacker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:16 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 40.5 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Savage Dog] | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 11:32 | ||||
| 11:32 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by Baby Boomer, 29 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Midget DE Two] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Payroll Advance rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cape Fear] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 32 | Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Phillip Powell] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Bridget The Midget] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: ~Juggernaut ~] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 46.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brock La Coque] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 48.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by iMunna Eachoo | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Payroll Advance rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Phillip Powell] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 39.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: SUMMER HEAT] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 42.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 7:07 | ||||
| 7:07 | 4th & 9 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 27 yd, fielded by Crib Returner [missed tackle: Lusst McLott] (17 yd return) [tackle: Charles Jensen] | Replay |
| 6:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 36 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 40 | *Moonlight Graham* rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | False start penalty committed by DANNYBOY SMILEY | Replay |
| 5:05 | 1st & 15 | OWN 38 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 41.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lusst McLewis] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Frank Mathis over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [tackle: Savage Dog] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | *Moonlight Graham* rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 32.5 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: StarBright Jackhammer] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 28 | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (28 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 54 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Don't get used much] | Replay | ||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Payroll Advance rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Samuel Davis Mills] | Replay |
| 1:10 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 40 | Payroll Advance rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cape Fear] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 40.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Josh Fitzjarrell up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 0:35 | ||||
| 0:35 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 20 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (7 yd return) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (53.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 0:14 | ||||
| 0:14 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 56 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (26.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Special Midget DE3] | Replay | ||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the right (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Cape Fear] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 37.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Samuel Davis Mills] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 38.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by THS IS GUNNA HURT EAT DIRT | Replay |
| 13:34 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 43.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray, hurried by Floyd Oscar Smith, up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 13:28 | ||||
| 13:28 | 4th & 7 | OWN 43.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 25 yd, fielded by Crib Returner, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (68.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 13:03 | ||||
| 13:03 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 55 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (28.5 yd return) [tackle: Midget DE One] | Replay | ||
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | "Hank" Hill rush [missed diving tackle: SUMMER HEAT] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 43.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Am Biguous] | Replay |
| 11:46 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Payroll Advance pass to Josh Fitzjarrell up the right side [deflected by Huerta Claxton] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 11:38 | ||||
| 11:38 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Lead Foot McGee, 21 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Georgi Shpagin] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: StarBright Jackhammer] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 46 | Frank Mathis rush [missed tackle: Benjamin Frank] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lusst McLewis] | Replay |
| 9:52 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 38.5 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 35 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Lusst McLewis] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kelvin Rahal] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Midget WR up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Lusst McLott], PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 8:33 | ||||
| 8:33 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 49 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (14 yd return) [tackle: Bridget The Midget] | Replay | ||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: iMunna Eachoo] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Cape Fear] | Replay |
| 6:55 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 35.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Josh Fitzjarrell up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 6:48 | ||||
| 6:48 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 35.5 | Punt by Lead Foot McGee, 18 yd, fielded by Crib Returner [missed diving tackle: Lead Foot McGee] (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: StarBright Jackhammer] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 5:25 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 19 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Lusst McLewis] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 14.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' rush up the middle (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | Unnecessary Buffness rush to the right (2.5 yd gain), PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 4:08 | ||||
| 4:08 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 54 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (25.5 yd return) [tackle: Special Midget DE2] | Replay | ||
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Bradstater pass to Wilson Malone, hurried by THS IS GUNNA HURT EAT DIRT, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Tom Bradstater pass to Wilson Malone, hurried by SUMMER HEAT, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:39 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 3:31 | ||||
| 3:31 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 24 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (42.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Lusst McLott] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | *Moonlight Graham* rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 19 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Hawkins] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 16.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (13 yd gain) [tackle: Lusst McLewis] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Frank Mathis rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 1:16 | ||||
| 1:16 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 57 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (25 yd return) [tackle: Stealth Vincent] | Replay | ||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Mace Hammershot over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Phillip Powell] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Flint Frenzy | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker up the right side [deflected by Huerta Claxton] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Super Sonic Hyper Strength over the middle [deflected by Phillip Powell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by Lead Foot McGee, 20 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (11 yd return) [tackle: Georgi Shpagin] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | False start penalty committed by Midget Guard2 | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 15 | OWN 37 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Midget WR up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Blast RockHammer] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lusst McLott] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 1st & 15 | OWN 37 | Offensive Timeout Called: Crib Midgets | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Chetah Fast up the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Slim Whiplash] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Itslong Enough, 53 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay | ||
| 14:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Cat Buchanan] [missed tackle: StarBright Jackhammer] up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: C.J. Hawkins] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 41.5 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Scott Ostrander] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Frank Mathis over the middle, caught, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] (35.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 12:06 | ||||
| 12:06 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 48 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (15 yd return) [diving tackle: Special Midget DE4] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Floyd Oscar Smith] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 36.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 33.5 | Payroll Advance sacked by Midget CB (7.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 10:09 | ||||
| 10:09 | 4th & 21 | OWN 26 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 18 yd, fielded by Crib Returner, out of bounds (24 yd return) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Lusst McLewis] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Hawkins] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 18 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Lusst McLewis] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 11 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 8:19 | 1st & G | OPP 8 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (no gain) [tackle: Kelvin Rahal] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (no gain) [tackle: Kelvin Rahal] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | Frank Mathis rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (8 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 7:02 | ||||
| 7:02 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 50 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bridget The Midget] | Replay | ||
| 6:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Am Biguous] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 37 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Butt Buster] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 44 | Payroll Advance rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Am Biguous] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: -Cow Bell-] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 42.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Mace Hammershot over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 42.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 4:15 | ||||
| 4:15 | 4th & 13 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 29 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (14 yd return) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | *Moonlight Graham* rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 45.5 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 48 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Slim Whiplash] [missed tackle: Wasabi Pea] [missed diving tackle: Savage Dog] to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (43.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 51 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Don't get used much] | Replay | ||
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Tom Bradstater rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Butt Buster] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45.5 | Tom Bradstater rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: SUMMER HEAT] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 48 | Payroll Advance rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Crib Midgets 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & inches | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 24 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 14:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 47 | Frank Mathis rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 50 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Hawkins] | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 13:15 | ||||
| 13:15 | 4th & 3 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Baby Boomer, 20 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Special Midget DE3] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Encroachment penalty committed by THS IS GUNNA HURT EAT DIRT | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 5 | OWN 34 | Tom Bradstater pass to Mace Hammershot over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Samuel Davis Mills] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Tom Bradstater pass to Hello Heisman up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Tom Bradstater pass to Speed StickyHands up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cape Fear] | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 4th & inches | OPP 49.5 | Punt by Lead Foot McGee, 18 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (3 yd return) [tackle: Placenta Sacker] | Replay |
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed diving tackle: Wasabi Pea] [missed tackle: Pressure HammerJack] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 39.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Leener Giles up the left side, jumping catch attempt, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Georgi Shpagin] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Frank Mathis rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Blast RockHammer] | Replay |
| 10:32 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush [missed tackle: Cat Buchanan] to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: C.J. Hawkins] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Blast RockHammer] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 35 | ITS GUNNA HURT rush to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Wasabi Pea] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 29 | Frank Mathis rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lusst McLewis] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Chetah Fast over the middle, caught, PAT missed by Don't get used much [TD] (26 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 7:33 | ||||
| 7:33 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 57 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (26.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bridget The Midget] | Replay | ||
| 7:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | False start penalty committed by Roger Rabbit | Replay |
| 7:15 | 1st & 15 | OWN 35 | Tom Bradstater pass to Hello Heisman, hurried by WINTER STORM, up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 35 | Tom Bradstater pass to Speed StickyHands up the left side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 6:42 | ||||
| 6:42 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by Charles Jensen, 24 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (9 yd return) [tackle: Placenta Sacker] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Placenta Sacker] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 37 | *Moonlight Graham* rush, PAT made by Don't get used much [TD] up the middle (63 yd gain) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 5:40 | ||||
| 5:40 | Kickoff by Don't get used much, 48 yd, fielded by Max "Str8 Rippin" Rucker (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Special Midget DE3] | Replay | ||
| 5:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Tom Bradstater pass to Wilson Malone over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Phillip Powell] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 42 | Tom Bradstater pass to Speed StickyHands up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 42 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| Crib Midgets 4:48 | ||||
| 4:48 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 42 | Punt by Lead Foot McGee, 20 yd, fielded by Crib Returner (8 yd return) [tackle: Cat Buchanan] | Replay |
| 4:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Midget TE over the middle, caught [missed tackle: StarBright Jackhammer] (19 yd gain) [diving tackle: Georgi Shpagin] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Kelvin Rahal] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 36 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pitch to Frank Mathis to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Placenta Sacker] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 35 | Randall The Vandal Booth' pass to Midget WR up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Alexzander Hamilton] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| Flint Frenzy 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 35 | Punt by Baby Boomer, 34 yd, fielded by Bridget The Midget (no return) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Josh Fitzjarrell up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Midget CB] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1.5 | Flint Frenzy calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 2.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 2.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:23 | 4th & 9 | OWN 2.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock, hurried by iMunna Eachoo, up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 4th & 9 | OWN 2.5 | Flint Frenzy calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Butt Buster] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Flint Frenzy calls timeout | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butt Buster] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dylan Murray, hurried by Bridget The Midget, up the left side [deflected by Midget CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:31 | 4th & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Po Po Lockdown] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Wilson Malone up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Payroll Advance pass to Dwayne 'Bermuda Lightning' Leverock up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |