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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:23 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:36 | New Jersey | TD | Pelayo Valle rush [missed tackle: SHUT DOWN SAVAGE] to the right (7.5 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:28 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 6:45 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, thrown low, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (13 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:50 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 3:24 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush [missed diving tackle: Kirsta Da Krusha Parkinfarker (Stiff Arm)], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:34 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, thrown low, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (24.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:35 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Ben " The Jet" Crusher up the left side, caught (20 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 9:00 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Maggot LaDouche], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (4 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:59 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Mindy Baller up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:47 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (6 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 14:55 | New Jersey | FG | 37 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 13:21 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Maggot LaDouche], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:12 | New Jersey | TD | KILLER DAKIDD pass to Got Shanked, hurried by Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher, over the middle intercepted by Free Willer, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (72 yd return) | Replay |
| 8:44 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (9.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:19 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush to the right (10 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 1:54 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| New Jersey | MILAGROS | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 602 | 167 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 247 | -49 |
| Rushes | 37 | 21 |
| Yards/Rush | 6.7 | -2.3 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 355 | 216 |
| Completions/Attempts | 33/43 | 29/85 |
| Yards/Pass | 8.3 | 2.5 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 12 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 2 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 33.5 | 34.7 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 2 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 2 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 52 | 33 | 43 | 355 | 76.7 | 8.3 | 1 | 1 | -5.5 | 0 | 8 |
| QB Dick Baller | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB KILLER DAKIDD | 108 | 29 | 85 | 216 | 34.1 | 2.5 | 31 | 12 | -64.5 | 1 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 24 | 21 | 128.5 | 6.1 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 26 | 8 | 48 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 28 | 7 | 76 | 10.9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 52 | 1 | -5.5 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| QB KILLER DAKIDD | 108 | 12 | -64.5 | -5.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Samuel McAdams | 51 | 5 | 8.5 | 1.7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Snoopy Red Baron | 50 | 4 | 7 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Stumpy Reinhardt | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB seanis parsnip | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 46 | 7 | 84.5 | 12.1 | 0.6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 40 | 7 | 103.5 | 14.8 | 0.4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 37 | 6 | 72 | 12 | 4.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 33 | 5 | 54 | 10.8 | 1.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 33 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 24 | 3 | 28 | 9.3 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 28 | 2 | 13 | 6.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Return Alive | 89 | 9 | 102.5 | 11.4 | 1.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lightning Lurch | 94 | 6 | 29.5 | 4.9 | 0.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Demetrius Bryd II | 92 | 5 | 38 | 7.6 | 0.6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Got Shanked | 54 | 4 | 35.5 | 8.9 | 0.9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ricky Avalanche | 92 | 3 | 7 | 2.3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE A. Fasano | 49 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Snoopy Red Baron | 50 | 1 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Muhammed Abroo | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 16 | 16 |
| MILAGROS | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Loner Type Jr. | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Punting | |||
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Excal-PR 102 | 2 | 67 | 33.5 |
| MILAGROS | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Brutus Beef-cake | 3 | 104 | 34.7 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 1 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Muhammed Abroo | 15 | 322.5 | 21.5 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Shin Nero | 41 | 15 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 63 | 7 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 41 | 7 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 43 | 5 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 61 | 5 |
| C Baby Gloria | 43 | 2 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 36 | 2 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 64 | 1 |
| TE Petter Piper | 32 | 1 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 93 | 1 |
| OT IHOP on You | 45 | 1 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 25 | 1 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 48 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Bigg Beast Davis | 80 | 0 |
| G gros tas | 66 | 0 |
| OT Mark "Stonewall" Sanders | 80 | 0 |
| OT Stonewall Crusher | 43 | 0 |
| OT Frank Flapjack | 49 | 0 |
| C Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener | 61 | 0 |
| G Maddox Jakus | 48 | 0 |
| G Big Lardbutt | 74 | 0 |
| C Andre 65 Gurode | 61 | 0 |
| G Solid Granite | 63 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| DE Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher | 83 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 30.5 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Da Return Man | 24 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 25 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Weeno The Peeno | 69 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse | 72 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Free Willer | 96 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 72 | 1 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 81 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 53 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 67 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lukas Savage | 67 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 32 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 93 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 33 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 65 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 63 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 37 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 54 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 52 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 33 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 64 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 43 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roid Rage Skelter | 57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| MILAGROS | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB McAllister Jaiden | 58 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB I am eTech | 52 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS I am the Walrus | 43 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Quahadi Washington | 47 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB SHUT DOWN SAVAGE | 36 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Maggot LaDouche | 48 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hoku Paa | 57 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB I am Titan | 48 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Kirsta Da Krusha Parkinfarker | 36 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS MyNameIs Alf | 41 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Manic | 44 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Emerson Biggens | 51 | 16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Peter Wallance | 47 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Another Crisis | 67 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Greg Hardy III | 60 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Solid Granite | 63 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Mark "Stonewall" Sanders | 80 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Diplomatic Imunity | 50 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Earfull of Acridity | 33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Brad Herman | 54 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Got Shanked | 54 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Return Alive | 89 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE World End | 51 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Today's Child | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |