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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 14:47 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Hubba Babba JR over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (57.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:13 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (24 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:54 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Roydell Dyson up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 9:54 | New Jersey | TD | Ryan S.D. pass to i eat my bugars, hurried by Thor God of Thunder*, up the right side intercepted by Shutting Down Receivers, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (33 yd return) | Replay |
| 6:59 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush [missed diving tackle: Fred Bragunier (Power Through)], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (11 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:38 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Shadow Thomas], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (42.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:31 | New Jersey | FG | 45 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:09 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush [missed diving tackle: Jerred Chambers], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (37 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 11:43 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Mindy Baller up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (49 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:22 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Shadow Thomas], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:48 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Mindy Baller up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (67 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:41 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (4 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 13:45 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush [missed diving tackle: inyaface ballhawk], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (33 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:53 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, caught (7 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 8:37 | New Jersey | TD | Ryan S.D. pass to James Gordon up the left side intercepted by Shutting Down Receivers, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (47 yd return) | Replay |
| 6:54 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by long donge silver, 40 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (63 yd return) | Replay |
| 5:20 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (18.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:38 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to John Robison JR up the right side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (31.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller pass to Charlie Baltimore over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:15 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (41.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:44 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:43 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Charlie Baltimore up the right side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (18 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:34 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (34.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:59 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by long donge silver, 40 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (72 yd return) | Replay |
| 8:05 | New Jersey | TD | Dick Baller pass to Pelayo Valle over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (31.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:50 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (52 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:55 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush [missed diving tackle: Shae Aspen (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Seth Mcmuffin], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (29 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:58 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Petter Piper over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (52 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:06 | New Jersey | TD | Punt by long donge silver, 28 yd, fielded by Da Return Man, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (47 yd return) | Replay |
| 1:45 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Marcus Stenson up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Justice Due], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Fairfax | New Jersey | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 18.5 | 1016 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | -58.5 | 311.5 |
| Rushes | 24 | 22 |
| Yards/Rush | -2.4 | 14.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 77 | 704.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 16/59 | 43/52 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.3 | 13.5 |
| Times Sacked | 8 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 3 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 24 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 36.6 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 4 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 4 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Fairfax | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Ryan S.D. | 83 | 16 | 59 | 77 | 27.1 | 1.3 | 22 | 8 | -53.5 | 3 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 49 | 39 | 47 | 658 | 83 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| QB Dick Baller | 25 | 4 | 5 | 46.5 | 80 | 9.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Fairfax | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Reuben Bellows | 78 | 15 | -2.5 | -0.2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
| QB Ryan S.D. | 83 | 8 | -53.5 | -6.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Slappy Longbottom | 47 | 1 | -2.5 | -2.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chris Labrek | 138 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 13 | 11 | 155 | 14.1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 25 | 7 | 136 | 19.4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 24 | 3 | 15.5 | 5.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 34 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Fairfax | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR David Konteh | 78 | 5 | 27 | 5.4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR i eat my bugars | 102 | 5 | 20 | 4 | 0.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Reuben Bellows | 78 | 4 | 14 | 3.5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| WR mario arteaga | 21 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR James Gordon | 99 | 1 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE antonio pittman | 109 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE santo domingo | 114 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 44 | 9 | 136 | 15.1 | 5.6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 42 | 7 | 96.5 | 13.8 | 4.9 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 49 | 6 | 70 | 11.7 | 8.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 24 | 4 | 47.5 | 11.9 | 11.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 34 | 4 | 41.5 | 10.4 | 12.3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 40 | 3 | 134 | 44.7 | 24.8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 30 | 3 | 74.5 | 24.8 | 18.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 23 | 3 | 62 | 20.7 | 10.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 30 | 2 | 28 | 14 | 11.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 18 | 2 | 14.5 | 7.3 | 0.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Fairfax | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K god of the kick | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 29 | 29 |
| Punting | |||
| Fairfax | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P long donge silver | 24 | 879 | 36.6 |
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Fairfax | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Shadow Thomas | 28 | 511.5 | 18.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 1 | 29.5 | 29.5 | 0 | 24 | 690 | 28.8 | 3 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Fairfax | Plays | Pancakes |
| FB Slappy Longbottom | 47 | 1 |
| G Ginkles Cane | 83 | 1 |
| G Layin Da Pancakes Down | 83 | 0 |
| C Moses Weir CPU | 31 | 0 |
| G Cris Winfield | 114 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Pancake Man* | 85 | 13 |
| G Shin Nero | 49 | 10 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 79 | 8 |
| C Baby Gloria | 56 | 7 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 48 | 4 |
| OT IHOP on You | 59 | 4 |
| TE Petter Piper | 49 | 3 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 43 | 3 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 72 | 2 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 51 | 2 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 73 | 2 |
| DT Lo Meng | 43 | 2 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 59 | 1 |
| FB Mork Baller | 45 | 1 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 40 | 1 |
| WR John Robison JR | 23 | 1 |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 13 | 1 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 50 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Fairfax | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Justice Due | 104 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Seth Mcmuffin | 100 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Jerred Chambers | 92 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shadow Thomas | 125 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hector Bleith | 100 | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Shae Aspen | 71 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fred Bragunier | 47 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brian Teppei | 68 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB inyaface ballhawk | 68 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lawrence Greatwall | 75 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Moses Weir CPU | 31 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Slappy Longbottom | 47 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Kyle Teppei | 27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jesus Settelsworth | 131 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Layin Da Pancakes Down | 83 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Espaiki Rapper | 68 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR David Konteh | 78 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR mario arteaga | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chris Labrek | 138 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE J. Hutcherson | 73 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR i eat my bugars | 102 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR James Gordon | 99 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Cris Winfield | 114 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE santo domingo | 114 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Ryan S.D. | 83 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Da Return Man | 56 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse | 77 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 37 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 37 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 50 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gavin "QB killa" Walls | 78 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 16.5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 73 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 36 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 54 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 31 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robert Moshier | 38 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 59 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 35 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 72 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 43 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 46 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 80 | 2 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Hot n Cold | 72 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lukas Savage | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roid Rage Skelter | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |