Game - Goal Line Blitz

	1	2	3	4	OT	Total
Detroit Pyromaniacs	0	17	14	17	0	48	Final
New Jersey Generals	3	0	3	0	0	6

Top Performers

Andre "Slick" Valentino

Detroit WR

5 Rec, 92.5yds, 1 TD

Sixty Six

Detroit HB

23 Rush, 100.5yds; 1 Rec, 5.5yds; 1 TD

Rocket Taylor

Detroit QB

8/19, 87.5yds, 3 TD, 1 Int

Great White Shark

Detroit DE

6 Tkl, 3 Hry, 3 Sack

LITNIN BOLT

Detroit WR

4 Rec, 72.5yds, 0 TD

Box Score

All

Scoring Summary
1st Quarter
10:12	New Jersey	FG	37 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG]	Replay

2nd Quarter
15:00	Detroit	TD	Sixty Six rush [missed tackle: Freddie "Hot" Sauce (Stiff Arm)], PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD] up the middle (no gain)	Replay
7:35	Detroit	FG	20 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG]	Replay
3:07	Detroit	TD	Rocket Taylor pass to Sweet G up the left side, caught, PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD] (1.5 yd gain)	Replay

3rd Quarter
11:34	Detroit	TD	Rocket Taylor pass to Bigole Manboobs up the right side, caught (no gain), PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD]	Replay
8:45	New Jersey	FG	32.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG]	Replay
5:22	Detroit	TD	Slingin Sammy Baugh pass to Pelayo Valle up the left side intercepted by Lester the Molester, PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD] (6 yd return)	Replay

4th Quarter
14:22	Detroit	TD	Rocket Taylor pass to Andre "Slick" Valentino up the right side, caught, PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD] (23 yd gain)	Replay
6:23	Detroit	TD	Brett Heinne rush up the middle (4 yd gain), PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD]	Replay
3:11	Detroit	FG	33 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG]	Replay

5th Quarter

Team Stats
	Detroit	New Jersey
TOTAL NET YARDS	423.5	216.5
TOTAL RUSHING YARDS	179	54.5
Rushes	46	29
Yards/Rush	3.9	1.9
TOTAL PASSING YARDS	244.5	162
Completions/Attempts	19/34	18/37
Yards/Pass	7.2	4.4
Times Sacked	2	3
Times Intercepted	1	2
PUNTS	5	7
Yards per Punt	45.6	38.4
PENALTIES	0	0
Penalty Yards	0	0
FUMBLES	1	3
Fumbles Lost	0	2

Passing
Detroit	Plays	Comp	Att	Yds	Pct	Y/A	Hurry	Sack	SackYd	Int	TD
QB Rocket Taylor	40	8	19	87.5	42.1	4.6	0	0	0	1	3
QB Chief King	40	11	15	157	73.3	10.5	3	2	-11	0	0
New Jersey	Plays	Comp	Att	Yds	Pct	Y/A	Hurry	Sack	SackYd	Int	TD
QB Slingin Sammy Baugh	37	17	34	165.5	50	4.9	6	3	-16.5	1	0
QB Dick Baller	29	1	3	-3.5	33.3	-1.2	2	0	0	1	0

Rushing
Detroit	Plays	Rush	Yds	Avg	TD	BrTk	TFL	Fum	FumL
HB Sixty Six	55	23	100.5	4.4	1	12	1	0	0
HB Rocco Morano	39	11	58	5.3	0	1	1	0	0
FB Brett Heinne	45	7	26	3.7	1	1	0	0	0
HB Duma "The Cat" Ndoa	29	3	5.5	1.8	0	0	0	1	0
QB Chief King	40	2	-11	-5.5	0	0	0	0	0
New Jersey	Plays	Rush	Yds	Avg	TD	BrTk	TFL	Fum	FumL
HB Endzone Slammer	21	16	40.5	2.5	0	1	0	1	0
HB Pelayo Valle	25	7	27.5	3.9	0	0	1	0	0
QB Dick Baller	29	3	3	1	0	0	0	1	1
QB Slingin Sammy Baugh	37	3	-16.5	-5.5	0	0	0	0	0
FB Mork Baller	36	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
HB Charlie Baltimore	15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
FB General Bull	30	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Receiving
Detroit	Plays	Rec	Yds	Avg	YAC	TD	Drop	Fum	FumL
WR Andre "Slick" Valentino	36	5	92.5	18.5	7.9	1	0	0	0
WR LITNIN BOLT	40	4	72.5	18.1	2.3	0	0	0	0
WR Sweet G	42	2	14	7	1.8	1	0	0	0
HB Rocco Morano	39	2	12	6	1	0	0	0	0
WR InZane G	42	2	40	20	1.5	0	0	0	0
TE Tank Fishbone	42	2	8	4	0.5	0	0	0	0
WR Bigole Manboobs	35	1	0	0	1	1	1	0	0
HB Sixty Six	55	1	5.5	5.5	9.5	0	0	0	0
TE Hom Stray	45	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
New Jersey	Plays	Rec	Yds	Avg	YAC	TD	Drop	Fum	FumL
WR Marcus Stenson	36	3	32.5	10.8	-1.5	0	0	1	1
WR Alexander Fu Sheng	32	3	54.5	18.2	0.8	0	0	0	0
WR Roydell Dyson	21	2	29.5	14.8	0.3	0	1	0	0
WR Mindy Baller	31	2	14	7	0	0	0	0	0
HB Charlie Baltimore	15	2	11.5	5.8	1	0	0	0	0
TE Hubba Babba JR	22	2	14	7	0	0	0	0	0
HB Pelayo Valle	25	1	-3.5	-3.5	0	0	0	0	0
WR John Robison JR	25	1	3.5	3.5	0	0	0	0	0
FB General Bull	30	1	2	2	3	0	0	0	0
HB Endzone Slammer	21	1	4	4	1.5	0	0	1	0
TE Petter Piper	32	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0
WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher	26	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
TE Chief Tecumseh	34	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Kicking
Detroit	FGM	FGA	0-19	20-29	30-39	40-49	50+	XPM	XPA
K Smashy Whooter	2	3	1/1	0/0	1/1	0/0	0/1	6	6
New Jersey	FGM	FGA	0-19	20-29	30-39	40-49	50+	XPM	XPA
K Excal-KR 101	2	2	0/0	0/0	2/2	0/0	0/0	0	0

Punting
Detroit	Punts	Yds	Avg
P Boomin Spirals	5	228	45.6
New Jersey	Punts	Yds	Avg
P Excal-PR 102	7	269	38.4

Kick/Punt Return
Detroit	KR	Yds	Avg	TD	PR	Yds	Avg	TD
HB Duma "The Cat" Ndoa	2	45	22.5	0	6	44	7.3	0
New Jersey	KR	Yds	Avg	TD	PR	Yds	Avg	TD
CB Da Return Man	7	191.5	27.4	0	3	30	10	0

Offensive Line
Detroit	Plays	Pancakes
OT Nick Rowley	60	16
C Walken DeStreets	59	6
G Tubby McBallstein	48	5
G Black Out	39	3
G Thumper Thomas	38	3
OT Smoakie Bandit	37	2
G Bronko 'Ballbreaker' DaBeers	31	2
G Pancake A-Rama	24	2
TE Tank Fishbone	42	2
TE Hom Stray	45	2
WR Sweet G	42	1
LB Eric Di Tommaso	41	1
OT blockin mmmmk	33	1
C Pat Kiel	43	0
OT Mo 'Mighty Mite' Paul	53	0
New Jersey	Plays	Pancakes
G Shin Nero	46	3
TE Petter Piper	32	1
OT IHOP on You	45	1
G Charlie Daniels'	34	0
C Baby Gloria	46	0
OT Pancake Man*	64	0
G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov	41	0
G Reflexto Blocka	44	0
C Justin Jancola Jr	34	0
OT Tavian Lewis	60	0

Defense
Detroit	Ply	Pnkd	Tk	MsTk	Sack	Yds	Hry	TFL	FFum	FumR	PD	Int	Yds	DefTD
DE Great White Shark	38	0	6	0	3	16.5	3	0	0	1	2	0	0	0
LB J0hnny Five	40	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0
DT Roadblock Jenkins	24	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Eric Di Tommaso	41	0	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
LB Al "The Knife" Swearingen	32	1	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0
DE Jackson Hammer	37	0	3	0	0	0	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0
CB Slick Soloman	53	0	3	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	2	0	0	0
DE Mac Bernard	25	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
FS BRUISER MCBRIRDE	53	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0
DT Angry GIR	35	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DE Eric The Baby Tornado	33	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
SS Zack Siddique	56	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	14	0
LB Derrick "7 Sacks - R.I.P" Thomas	23	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Grayson Abbey	36	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0
CB H.R. Puffenstuff	25	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
DT Deadwood Dan Dority	33	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0
CB Lester the Molester	40	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	6	1
DT Maximus Glutus	23	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Tyrone 'The Turk' Taylor	29	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
FS Tally Man	38	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Otto von Bismarck	36	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
OT blockin mmmmk	33	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DE Doctor House	31	0	1	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
SS Fra Nkenstein	25	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB imma MOEnster	52	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Alfred von Tirpitz	25	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
WR LITNIN BOLT	40	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
New Jersey	Ply	Pnkd	Tk	MsTk	Sack	Yds	Hry	TFL	FFum	FumR	PD	Int	Yds	DefTD
LB Roid Rage Skelter	51	1	8	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DT Slick Skinna	54	0	6	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB JT Frost	29	1	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DE Thor God of Thunder*	43	0	4	2	2	11	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Shutting Down Receivers	45	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	4	0	0	0
DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse	42	3	4	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Lukas Savage	44	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0
LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce	66	3	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
SS The Strongest Safety	61	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
FS Ronnie' Lott Jr.	42	4	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Chad Green is the Way	25	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DE "The Sack Master" Blaze	36	2	3	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Lee Grossman	31	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DT Lo Meng	39	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
LB Ivan Yakkingoff	45	4	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Your moms moms Mom	24	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
LB Richard Dent'	32	3	2	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0
HB Pelayo Valle	25	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde	30	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DE Gavin "QB killa" Walls	49	13	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
FS Hot n Cold	51	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0
G Charlie Daniels'	34	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Neon' Dieon'	29	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DT Cornelius Griffin	39	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
SS Lamont Brand	23	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher	26	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
DT Harvey' Martin	39	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
WR Alexander Fu Sheng	32	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
CB Da Return Man	24	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
TE Chief Tecumseh	34	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
CB Robert Moshier	34	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0