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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 5:53 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Charlie Baltimore over the middle, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 14:13 | New Orleans | FG | 43.5 yd field goal attempted by Ray Finckle, made [FG] | Replay |
| 7:46 | New Jersey | FG | 31.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:20 | New Orleans | FG | 47 yd field goal attempted by Ray Finckle, made [FG] | Replay |
| 0:59 | New Orleans | FG | 28 yd field goal attempted by Ray Finckle, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 10:19 | New Orleans | TD | Duck Fuke pass to D e n n i s Paetzold over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain), PAT made by Ray Finckle [TD] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 8:10 | New Orleans | TD | Duck Fuke pass to Hartline Robiskie, hurried by Jevon "The Freak" Kearse, up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain), PAT made by Ray Finckle [TD] | Replay |
| 6:12 | New Jersey | TD | Duck Fuke pass to Hartline Robiskie up the right side intercepted by Lukas Savage [missed diving tackle: Lawrence Barresi], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (97 yd return) | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| New Jersey | New Orleans | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 219 | 328 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 71 | 166 |
| Rushes | 27 | 42 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.6 | 4 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 148 | 162 |
| Completions/Attempts | 23/36 | 16/38 |
| Yards/Pass | 4.1 | 4.3 |
| Times Sacked | 3 | 1 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 46 | 44.5 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 3 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 2 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 39 | 21 | 34 | 130 | 61.8 | 3.8 | 7 | 3 | -16.5 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Dick Baller | 25 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 100 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Orleans | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Duck Fuke | 80 | 16 | 38 | 162 | 42.1 | 4.3 | 4 | 1 | -4 | 1 | 2 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 20 | 17 | 57.5 | 3.4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 25 | 4 | 21 | 5.3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 33 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 39 | 3 | -16.5 | -5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Orleans | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Uppthe Gutt | 46 | 22 | 90 | 4.1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lawrence Barresi | 34 | 19 | 80 | 4.2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Duck Fuke | 80 | 1 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Concussion Bucket | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Big Carney | 56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 33 | 9 | 24.5 | 2.7 | 4.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 20 | 5 | 33.5 | 6.7 | 6.9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 32 | 3 | 15 | 5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 30 | 3 | 48.5 | 16.2 | 4.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 23 | 2 | 13.5 | 6.8 | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 26 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 1.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Orleans | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Hartline Robiskie | 35 | 4 | 52 | 13 | 0.5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE D e n n i s Paetzold | 45 | 4 | 19 | 4.8 | 0.1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR TJ Whoozyurmama | 39 | 4 | 35 | 8.8 | 0.6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR David Saunders | 42 | 2 | 24.5 | 12.3 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Vun Fats | 55 | 2 | 31.5 | 15.8 | 10.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jan Frank | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Holdya Breff | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 |
| New Orleans | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Ray Finckle | 3 | 4 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/1 | 2 | 2 |
| Punting | |||
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Excal-PR 102 | 6 | 276 | 46 |
| New Orleans | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P An Corner 2 | 4 | 178 | 44.5 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 2 | 58 | 29 | 0 | 2 | 12.5 | 6.3 | 0 |
| New Orleans | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Doanthro Mighway | 2 | 44.5 | 22.3 | 0 | 3 | 59.5 | 19.8 | 0 |
| CB There IGo | 2 | 56 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 0 |
| CB Joey Shut-Down | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23.5 | 11.8 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| G Shin Nero | 37 | 4 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 37 | 2 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 61 | 2 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 62 | 1 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 62 | 1 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 44 | 1 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 30 | 1 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 34 | 1 |
| C Baby Gloria | 40 | 0 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 36 | 0 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 41 | 0 |
| OT IHOP on You | 39 | 0 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 55 | 0 |
| New Orleans | Plays | Pancakes |
| TE Jan Frank | 45 | 8 |
| C Snappin Necks | 42 | 4 |
| OT Diadochi Antipater | 58 | 3 |
| C Big Daddy Chuck | 52 | 3 |
| G Just Nasty | 70 | 2 |
| OT Gumbo The Dog | 40 | 2 |
| G Blocks Bigg | 51 | 2 |
| FB Big Carney | 56 | 1 |
| OT Diadoc Craterus | 26 | 1 |
| OT Whoop Ash | 50 | 1 |
| G Diadochi Ptolemy | 20 | 0 |
| G Blocking Alot | 25 | 0 |
| G Diadochi Antigonus | 14 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Roid Rage Skelter | 55 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 62 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 27 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 50 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 44 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 49 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 33 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Gavin "QB killa" Walls | 49 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 62 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 24 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 26 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 32 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 46 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Da Return Man | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lukas Savage | 49 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 97 | 1 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 20 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robert Moshier | 36 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Hot n Cold | 51 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 29 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 41 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse | 47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 23 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 28 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Orleans | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| FS Odel Murray | 50 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB James "To the Crib" Harrison | 48 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Grind n Flow | 34 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB There IGo | 36 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hustle n Flow | 19 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Kate Soll | 29 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Sean McNamara | 46 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hardball Gameball | 45 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Julius Peppers | 43 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB C h a z Paetzold | 39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Joey Shutout | 25 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Dont Fackwitme | 26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Doanthro Mighway | 29 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Eat'm -n- Smile | 41 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS The Flux | 31 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS See The Birdies? | 43 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Attitude Adjuster | 45 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Vic Arious | 29 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Micky Coleslaw | 39 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Marvin #55 Jones | 33 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Jack Club | 32 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Joey Lockdown | 26 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Hartline Robiskie | 35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE D e n n i s Paetzold | 45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Holdya Breff | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Warren Sapp | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR TJ Whoozyurmama | 39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Joey Shut-Down | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Lawrence Barresi | 34 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |