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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 8:51 | New Orleans | TD | Sweet Meat rush, PAT made by e mo [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:51 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Last Pickd] [missed diving tackle: Billy Joe McKay], PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (61 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:14 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush up the middle (1 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 2:39 | New Orleans | FG | 45 yd field goal attempted by e mo, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 5:15 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:57 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng, hurried by Big Bang Safety, up the right side, caught (22 yd gain), PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] | Replay |
| 1:16 | New Orleans | TD | ALL INYAFACE pass to BLUE BLAZEZZ up the right side, caught, PAT made by e mo [TD] (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 8:37 | New Orleans | FG | 26 yd field goal attempted by e mo, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3:27 | New Jersey | FG | 31.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 14:21 | New Orleans | TD | ALL INYAFACE pass to Dunzo Drinkalot up the left side, caught (14 yd gain), PAT made by e mo [TD] | Replay |
| 8:35 | New Orleans | FG | 47.5 yd field goal attempted by e mo, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2:37 | New Jersey | TD | Endzone Slammer rush, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| New Orleans | New Jersey | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 407 | 503 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 17.5 | 128.5 |
| Rushes | 17 | 34 |
| Yards/Rush | 1 | 3.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 389.5 | 374.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 29/63 | 28/51 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.2 | 7.3 |
| Times Sacked | 4 | 3 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 3 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 2 |
| Yards per Punt | 44.2 | 42 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 1 | 3 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 1 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| New Orleans | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB ALL INYAFACE | 81 | 29 | 63 | 389.5 | 46 | 6.2 | 9 | 4 | -23 | 1 | 2 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 52 | 24 | 47 | 350.5 | 51.1 | 7.5 | 10 | 3 | -10.5 | 3 | 2 |
| QB Dick Baller | 34 | 4 | 4 | 24 | 100 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| New Orleans | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Sweet Meat | 72 | 12 | 40.5 | 3.4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB ALL INYAFACE | 81 | 4 | -23 | -5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Trev McDowell | 47 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Plow 3 | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jaime Toth CPU | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 21 | 14 | 58.5 | 4.2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 22 | 12 | 48 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 34 | 5 | 32.5 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 52 | 3 | -10.5 | -3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| New Orleans | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR 10yr SB Eagle Rare | 61 | 6 | 91 | 15.2 | 5.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Dunzo Drinkalot | 59 | 6 | 78 | 13 | 0.4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR BLUE BLAZEZZ | 43 | 6 | 80 | 13.3 | 0.4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Trev McDowell | 47 | 6 | 113.5 | 18.9 | 7.4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| HB Sweet Meat | 72 | 3 | 20 | 6.7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Erik Lindholm | 111 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sam the Banana Man | 57 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cam Coll | 79 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Julien Shultz CPU | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 44 | 8 | 162.5 | 20.3 | 7.9 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 54 | 7 | 90.5 | 12.9 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 22 | 3 | 25 | 8.3 | 12.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 37 | 2 | 27.5 | 13.8 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 29 | 2 | 2.5 | 1.3 | 4.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 45 | 2 | 25 | 12.5 | 3.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 28 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 35 | 1 | 11 | 11 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 36 | 1 | 14 | 14 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| New Orleans | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K e mo | 3 | 3 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 3 | 3 |
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Excal-KR 101 | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 5 | 5 |
| Punting | |||
| New Orleans | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Pegleg Julowski | 6 | 265 | 44.2 |
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Excal-PR 102 | 2 | 84 | 42 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| New Orleans | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Trev McDowell | 6 | 141.5 | 23.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Da Return Man | 4 | 118.5 | 29.6 | 0 | 4 | 61.5 | 15.4 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| New Orleans | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT Tall Stack | 81 | 6 |
| C G3T P00P3DON | 62 | 3 |
| G Plow 2 | 28 | 1 |
| G Mrs. Butterworth | 81 | 1 |
| OT Billy Martinez | 81 | 1 |
| C Plow 1 | 34 | 1 |
| QB ALL INYAFACE | 81 | 1 |
| G Oreos Jammer | 62 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
| C Baby Gloria | 58 | 5 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 47 | 3 |
| OT IHOP on You | 53 | 2 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 51 | 1 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 36 | 1 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 82 | 0 |
| G Shin Nero | 48 | 0 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 57 | 0 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 41 | 0 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 71 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| New Orleans | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB Bojack Tatum | 68 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Big Bang Safety | 70 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Walls Of Jehrico | 57 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Billy Joe McKay | 66 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Austin Nichols Wild Turkey | 26 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Anheuser McDrunkington | 32 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Last Pickd | 66 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cam Coll | 79 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rudy Manhor | 33 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Scrotum Pimple | 71 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5.5 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB First Pickd | 54 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Sam the Banana Man | 57 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Amar Patel | 80 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Brad Veit | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS D0GG1N Y0U | 60 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 0 |
| LB Erik Lindholm | 111 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bushmills Original | 60 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Victor Stone | 53 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Maker's Mark | 29 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR BLUE BLAZEZZ | 43 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K e mo | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Billy Martinez | 81 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Bushmills Black Bush | 55 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Amar Patel II | 36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cordell Leineweber CPU | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Otis Bledsoe CPU | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 54 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher | 56 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 16.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 66 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 31 | 0 |
| CB Lukas Savage | 56 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Robert Moshier | 41 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 33 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 41 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 42 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 44 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Hot n Cold | 53 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS The Strongest Safety | 50 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 34 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 51 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roid Rage Skelter | 47 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 41 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse | 56 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Da Return Man | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 19 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 37 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 54 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 82 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Lo Meng | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 29 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |