Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 4:36 | Boston | TD | Tres Tres rush, PAT made by James Tiberius Tonk [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 4:35 | Boston | TD | Jawell Washington rush [missed tackle: Eric "Who" Alexander] to the right (2 yd gain), PAT made by James Tiberius Tonk [TD] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 1:20 | Boston | SFTY | [SAFETY] up the middle (1.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Pittsburgh | Boston | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 73 | 241.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 56 | 221 |
| Rushes | 29 | 77 |
| Yards/Rush | 1.9 | 2.9 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 17 | 20.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 1/14 | 2/4 |
| Yards/Pass | 1.2 | 5.1 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 27 | 34 |
| PENALTIES | 3 | 2 |
| Penalty Yards | 15 | 10 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| Passing | |||||||||||
| Pittsburgh | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB david " sharingan " souza | 25 | 1 | 11 | 17 | 9.1 | 1.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB You Just Got Sarged | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
| QB Matt "713" Dunigan | 49 | 2 | 4 | 20.5 | 50 | 5.1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB i'm'a Quaterback | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing | |||||||||
| Pittsburgh | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Jack "Absolute" Power | 22 | 17 | 48.5 | 2.9 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Darren "Ran You Over" McFadden | 24 | 8 | 9.5 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Heath "Whitey" Evans | 21 | 2 | 3.5 | 1.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB You Just Got Sarged | 20 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB david " sharingan " souza | 25 | 1 | -4.5 | -4.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Russ "Oline/FB" Hochstein | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
| HB Tres Tres | 47 | 41 | 120 | 2.9 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jawell Washington | 38 | 35 | 98.5 | 2.8 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Fred "Fragile" Taylor | 45 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Sammy "The Hammer" Morris | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving | |||||||||
| Pittsburgh | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR Randy "Too Fast" Moss | 34 | 1 | 17 | 17 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Darren "Ran You Over" McFadden | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Wheels McBucketingle | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jack "Absolute" Power | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jackie Estacado | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Agent Pito | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rashid "Godly Hands" Hood | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mike Wallice | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Frank Bane | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL |
| WR One Game at a time | 75 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Gregorie Jennings | 75 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jarrad Marcell | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Ben "Clutch Catch" Watson | 51 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barackisha Obamaniqua | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Brian O'Connor | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking | |||||||||
| Pittsburgh | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K Kishimoto Masashi | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
| K James Tiberius Tonk | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 |
| Punting | |||
| Pittsburgh | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Tom "Old Man" Tupa | 6 | 162 | 27 |
| Boston | Punts | Yds | Avg |
| P Pin Em Deeep | 3 | 102 | 34 |
| Kick/Punt Return | ||||||||
| Pittsburgh | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| WR Wheels McBucketingle | 3 | 54.5 | 18.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jackie Estacado | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 36.5 | 18.3 | 0 |
| Boston | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
| CB Terrence "Benched" Wheatley | 2 | 31.5 | 15.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cecil Cooper | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 57.5 | 9.6 | 0 |
| Offensive Line | ||
| Pittsburgh | Plays | Pancakes |
| TE Agent Pito | 26 | 3 |
| QB You Just Got Sarged | 20 | 1 |
| OT Blocking Wombat | 30 | 0 |
| G Crunch Bite | 29 | 0 |
| OT Who Cares?? | 30 | 0 |
| C Heimdall Ęgirson | 30 | 0 |
| OT Nick "Too Slow" Kazcur | 24 | 0 |
| G I Care!! | 21 | 0 |
| C Doug Legorsky | 23 | 0 |
| OT Matt "Red" Light | 24 | 0 |
| G Stephen "I Get Beat" Neal | 24 | 0 |
| G Mario "Texan" Ryans | 30 | 0 |
| Boston | Plays | Pancakes |
| OT La'Kisha Bon'Quisha | 36 | 1 |
| C Damien "Sp Teams" Woody | 14 | 0 |
| C Dan "The Man" Koppen | 49 | 0 |
| OT OLU Right Tackle No.2 | 49 | 0 |
| G Logan "Bearded" Mankins | 36 | 0 |
| OT OLU Left Tackle No.2 | 49 | 0 |
| G OLU Right Guard No.2 | 49 | 0 |
| G OLU Left Guard No.2 | 49 | 0 |
| C Only Play Special Teams | 14 | 0 |
| C Dan "Sp Teams" Connolly | 14 | 0 |
| C OLU Center No.2 | 36 | 0 |
| C Sebastian "SP Teams" Vollmer | 14 | 0 |
| OT Jeff ''Big Guy'' Otah | 36 | 0 |
| C Kendall "Sp Teams" Simmons | 14 | 0 |
| G Bombay Sapphire | 36 | 0 |
| Defense | ||||||||||||||
| Pittsburgh | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| LB SackYa Now | 56 | 0 | 14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Blitzing All Day and U can't Stop me | 41 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Eric "Who" Alexander | 41 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT StopDa Run | 48 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB LB2 StarZ | 45 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Nopancakes Foryou | 51 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Ty "BullRush" Warren | 50 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Gary "Big&Fast" Guyton | 45 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT DeMeco "Texan" Williams | 46 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Agent Bailey | 44 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS James "Sure Tackler" Sanders | 39 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rodney "Late Hit" Harrison | 48 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| K Kishimoto Masashi | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Tha Xecutioner | 51 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE IM ABOUT 2 RUSH!!! | 37 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ellis "Too Short" Hobbs | 44 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G I Care!! | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Matt "Red" Light | 24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mr. DE DE | 40 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leigh "Shutdown" Bodden | 42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Night Excaliber | 43 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Silas Goliad | 53 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS J Mascis | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mike Chavis | 48 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Geeh Kusa | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Boston | Ply | Pnkd | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD |
| DE Derrick "Speedy" Burgess | 26 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pimp "Me" Out | 28 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Mighty Mennonite | 19 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ron "2 Gap" Brace | 33 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Massive Morris | 19 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Pat "Knock Ur Head Off" Chung | 26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Adalius "Versatile" Thomas | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Klutzy Kennedy | 30 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS 38L Lightning | 26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P Pin Em Deeep | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Not "This" Way | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Dan "Sp Teams" Connolly | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB 38 "G" Lightning | 23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Under Done | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cecil Cooper | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Riden De End | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jerod "The Beast" Mayo | 24 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Jumbo Jackson | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Shawn "Sp Teams" Springs | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Swat "That" Away | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lanky Lewis | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Selvin Young Joc | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Fatty McPherson | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Junior "Too Old" Seau | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Terrence "Benched" Wheatley | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Watch "U" Money | 30 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |