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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 7:36 | New Jersey | FG | 35.5 yd field goal attempted by Excal-KR 101, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:47 | Detroit | TD | Duma "The Cat" Ndoa rush to the left (0.5 yd gain), PAT made by Smashy Whooter [TD] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:33 | Detroit | FG | 51.5 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4:26 | Detroit | FG | 39.5 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4:16 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Alexander Fu Sheng up the right side, caught, PAT missed by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:07 | Detroit | FG | 39 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 6:01 | New Jersey | TD | Chief King pass to Bigole Manboobs, hurried by Jevon "The Freak" Kearse, over the middle intercepted by Shutting Down Receivers, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (94 yd return) | Replay |
| 1:28 | Detroit | FG | 19.5 yd field goal attempted by Smashy Whooter, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 8:14 | New Jersey | TD | **Slingin** Sammy Baugh pass to Ben " The Jet" Crusher up the left side, caught, PAT made by Excal-KR 101 [TD] (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:42 | Detroit | TD | Rocket Taylor pass to Bigole Manboobs up the left side, thrown low, caught (25.5 yd gain), PAT missed by Smashy Whooter [TD] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Detroit | New Jersey | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 443.5 | 349.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 209 | -18.5 |
| Rushes | 51 | 9 |
| Yards/Rush | 4.1 | -2.1 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 234.5 | 368 |
| Completions/Attempts | 28/46 | 19/43 |
| Yards/Pass | 5.1 | 8.6 |
| Times Sacked | 3 | 4 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 1 |
| PUNTS | 6 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 39.5 | 38 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 2 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 2 |
| Passing |
| Detroit | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Rocket Taylor | 51 | 16 | 24 | 135.5 | 66.7 | 5.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB Chief King | 47 | 12 | 22 | 99 | 54.5 | 4.5 | 4 | 3 | -15.5 | 1 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 47 | 19 | 43 | 368 | 44.2 | 8.6 | 6 | 4 | -14.5 | 1 | 2 |
| QB Dick Baller | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Detroit | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Sixty Six | 45 | 24 | 98.5 | 4.1 | 0 | 20 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Rocco Morano | 50 | 17 | 115 | 6.8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Duma "The Cat" Ndoa | 22 | 6 | 7 | 1.2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Chief King | 47 | 3 | -15.5 | -5.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Brett Heinne | 44 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB **Slingin** Sammy Baugh | 47 | 4 | -14.5 | -3.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| HB Endzone Slammer | 20 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dick Baller | 6 | 2 | -10 | -5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Mork Baller | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB General Bull | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Detroit | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | HB Rocco Morano | 50 | 6 | 36.5 | 6.1 | 4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR InZane G | 54 | 5 | 33.5 | 6.7 | 0.6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Andre "Slick" Valentino | 54 | 5 | 62 | 12.4 | 4.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR LITNIN BOLT | 57 | 3 | 10.5 | 3.5 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sweet G | 56 | 3 | 32 | 10.7 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Bigole Manboobs | 45 | 3 | 42 | 14 | 1.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Sixty Six | 45 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hom Stray | 54 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tank Fishbone | 54 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | Fum | FumL | WR Alexander Fu Sheng | 23 | 5 | 165 | 33 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Charlie Baltimore | 21 | 5 | 13 | 2.6 | 1.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Marcus Stenson | 30 | 3 | 39 | 13 | 1.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ben " The Jet" Crusher | 25 | 3 | 108.5 | 36.2 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 25 | 2 | 29.5 | 14.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Roydell Dyson | 15 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Petter Piper | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Pelayo Valle | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Chief Tecumseh | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR John Robison JR | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Detroit | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Smashy Whooter | 4 | 4 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1 | 2 |
| New Jersey | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Excal-KR 101 | 1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 3 |
| Punting |
| Detroit | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Boomin Spirals | 6 | 237 | 39.5 |
| New Jersey | Punts | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| P Excal-PR 102 | 4 | 152 | 38 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Detroit | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Duma "The Cat" Ndoa | 4 | 88 | 22 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| New Jersey | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Da Return Man | 4 | 135 | 33.8 | 0 | 4 | 60 | 15 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Detroit | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| C Walken DeStreets | 66 | 13 |
| OT Nick Rowley | 58 | 5 |
| G Black Out | 58 | 5 |
| G Thumper Thomas | 32 | 4 |
| G Pancake A-Rama | 49 | 3 |
| G Tubby McBallstein | 45 | 3 |
| TE Hom Stray | 54 | 2 |
| TE Tank Fishbone | 54 | 2 |
| LB J0hnny Five | 35 | 1 |
| OT Fats Dominoe | 41 | 1 |
| OT blockin mmmmk | 34 | 1 |
| C Pat Kiel | 46 | 1 |
| OT Smoakie Bandit | 44 | 1 |
| WR Andre "Slick" Valentino | 54 | 1 |
| OT Mo 'Mighty Mite' Paul | 38 | 0 |
| G Bronko 'Ballbreaker' DaBeers | 39 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Plays | Pancakes |
|---|---|---|
| G Shin Nero | 48 | 2 |
| G Charlie Daniels' | 18 | 1 |
| G Reflexto Blocka | 26 | 1 |
| C Baby Gloria | 39 | 0 |
| OT Pancake Man* | 56 | 0 |
| G Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov | 41 | 0 |
| OT IHOP on You | 36 | 0 |
| C Justin Jancola Jr | 27 | 0 |
| OT Tavian Lewis | 46 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Detroit | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB J0hnny Five | 35 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Jackson Hammer | 34 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 9.5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Slick Soloman | 43 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Mac Bernard | 20 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Great White Shark | 32 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Tally Man | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB imma MOEnster | 42 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Eric The Baby Tornado | 28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Zack Siddique | 38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Eric Di Tommaso | 32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Lester the Molester | 35 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Doctor House | 26 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Alfred von Tirpitz | 23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS GAR the CRUEL | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Derrick "7 Sacks - R.I.P" Thomas | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB H.R. Puffenstuff | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS BRUISER MCBRIRDE | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Angry GIR | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Otto von Bismarck | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Roadblock Jenkins | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Al "The Knife" Swearingen | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Grayson Abbey | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Deadwood Dan Dority | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Maximus Glutus | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Tyrone 'The Turk' Taylor | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| New Jersey | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS The Strongest Safety | 60 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roid Rage Skelter | 48 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB Freddie "Hot" Sauce | 75 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| LB Richard Dent' | 35 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Shutting Down Receivers | 49 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 94 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Free Willer | 67 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Chad " Slappin Pads" Crusher | 61 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ivan Yakkingoff | 50 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| CB Weeno The Peeno | 61 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Neon' Dieon' | 37 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Cornelius *Griffin* | 43 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Thor God of Thunder* | 45 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Ronnie' Lott Jr. | 47 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Faulker "All Night" Wilde | 45 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE Jevon "The Freak" Kearse | 65 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Da Return Man | 22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lukas Savage | 55 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Lee Grossman | 37 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Lo Meng | 44 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| TE Petter Piper | 39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB JT Frost | 32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| WR Mindy Baller | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Harvey' Martin | 39 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DT Slick Skinna | 70 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DE "The Sack Master" Blaze | 41 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| OT IHOP on You | 36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Your moms moms Mom | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Chad Green is the Way | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| SS Lamont Brand | 36 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hubba Babba JR | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |