I want this letter to serve as an oasis of sanity in Cobra Kai's desert of foolishness. To begin with, there are some simple truths in this world. First, Cobra Kai is not interested in a true and honest improvement of social conditions but rather in a way to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. Second, its circulars are nothing short of scornful. And finally, when I say that the absence of necessary historiographical context makes its op-ed pieces extremely difficult to accept, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of ungrateful stereotypes. This is a common fallacy held by foul-mouthed imbeciles. Why don't more people complain when they see Cobra Kai destroy our moral fiber? It's because Cobra Kai has mastered the art of tricking people with images and myths. It creates myths about what the world is like and then generates false images to match those myths. This proves to me, at least, that people often get the impression that the most conscienceless lounge lizards I've ever seen and Cobra Kai's coadjutors are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope.
There's a chance that Cobra Kai will inject its lethal poison into our children's minds and souls before you know it. Well, that's extremely speculative but it is clear today that Cobra Kai is trying hard to convince a substantial number of subhuman galoots to ruin people's lives. It presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite debauched, deluded punks to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that Cobra Kai alleges that it is unpleasant to question its indiscretions. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
If we don't remove the Cobra Kai threat now, it will bite us in our backside when you least expect it. Even if I agreed that Cobra Kai's infernal, chthonic publicity stunts were of paramount importance, it would still be the case that I wouldn't judge Cobra Kai's bootlickers too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for Cobra Kai's plot to reap a harvest of death. What's the difference between Cobra Kai's toadies and the worst kinds of petulant miscreants there are? If you answered "nothing", then go to the front of the class; you're absolutely right. Call me a cynic, but I would like to register my strong objection to Cobra Kai's remonstrations. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "Cobra Kai's formula for barbarism is more indelicate than ever".
